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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Yep....... that one is a "flipper" :D
     
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    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well BLEW, when the odds are good and all she had to do was run a place to win money, why not "go for it" and make the effort worth it I say !!! ;)

    I don't gamble too often, so when I do, its usually with an "all or nothing approach" .............. biggest single bet I ever laid out was back in about 2008 when I had just got back in Australia.

    There was a horse doing the circuit in Queensland and Sydney by the name of FROSTY ..................he was a little tiny thing as far as horses go, but all he ever did was WIN...............

    I backed him a couple of times (just small bets) and he had won at decent each way odds and it astounded me how his odds, regards of his past form, never seemed to go down, in fact if anything, they actually increased. :confused:

    Anyway, I reckon he'd won about 4 races in a row at smaller venues in and around Brisbane, when he was bought down to race at one of the bigger Sydney meetings and he was showing something like 20/1 odds.

    I thought to myself, OK, well if your silly enough to offer me that, I'll gladly take the punt.

    Had a $100 EW on him and he lead from Go to Whoa for a tidy return for memory of over $2500 !!!! :cool:

    I seen him running somewhere in North Queensland last year, so who knows, he's probably still cleaning them up on a few Country tracks I bet, God Love Him. ;)
     
  4. Lance19

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  5. jackfrost

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    Never seen the Movie Lance, but yep, looks close enough for me.

    I spent 25 minutes reading the comments at the bottom of the story and finally had to close the page, I almost split a gut laughing.
     
  6. Sandolf

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    Another cricket question for you Jack.

    Do they move the boundaries in closer for the Women's game?

    Anyway... this stuff looks weird. This bowling is so slow that the batsman should have time to light a cigarette before the ball arrives.
     
  7. Charger Dave

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    MEGA-SIGH, apparently after their 15 minutes of fame, Kingstown, RI has returned to its former glory of just another broke-dick little dot on the map:

    BREAKING UPDATE: Just hours after this story was published, the snow penis was taken down. Click here for details.
     
  8. Blue Bolt

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    Not doing anything to disprove the notion that football players aren't the brightest individuals on the planet....... :rolleyes:

    Da’Quan Bowers arrested for carrying gun at airport
    Posted by Michael David Smith on February 18, 2013, 5:29 PM EST
    Buccaneers defensive end Da’Quan Bowers has been arrested for carrying a gun at an airport.
    NBCNewYork.com reports that Bowers was arrested at LaGuardia Airport on Monday morning after police discovered he was illegally carrying a handgun. Bowers had a loaded .40 caliber firearm in his carry-on bag as he was attempting to get on a US Airways flight to Raleigh, North Carolina.
    Bowers was charged with second-degree criminal possession of a weapon and is expected to appear in court on Monday evening.
    A 2011 second-round draft pick of the Buccaneers, Bowers missed the first six games of the 2012 season with a torn Achilles tendon but returned in time to play in 10 games and record three sacks last season.
     
  9. Lance19

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    Reverse the 'Before' & 'After' pics = New Cialis commercial!
     
  10. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    After winning pole, where will Danica finish in Daytona 500?
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  11. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    [​IMG]

    link

     
  12. Blue Bolt

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    Jack is going to be pissed if she wins. ;)
     
  13. jackfrost

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    Is "Winning pole" the newest term for "getting some dick" ???????

    Does the new boyfriend have a say in any of this ???;)

    I bet he loves the fact his dork is now associated with where his girlfriend starts a race from.
     
  14. FCBolt

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    Howz the offseason going for y'all?
    Has TT saved the squad yet?
    ****** had better get on it.
     
  15. FCBolt

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    Should we put them in thongs or are we worried about the bushes?
     
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    Oh hell NO, not in the least, my problem with her has always been the exorberant publicity she has recieved for doing relatively nothing, other than being an attractive woman in a male-dominated sport, now if she can WIN in that sport, then more power to her and she'll be fully deserving of all the attention.

    I'm just not a fan of people who dominate world news these days for being nothing but dumbarse, talentless amoeba's, that seem to possess the ability to brainwash people into watching them do absolutely nothing and be entertained by it.

    I hope she can win the bastard, I'm good for a real, honest sports story for a change, based purely on a result.
     
  17. jackfrost

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    Hey shitlipzzzzz .....whats up ?

    Latest Pee Wee Hockey gossip please.......
     
  18. FCBolt

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    Jekyll and Hyde. Farg the little ratbastages.
     
  19. jackfrost

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    I can honestly say SandyBob, I have NEVER watched a second of a Womens cricket match (seen highlights here and there) .........................guess that classify's me as sexist these days, doesn't it ???

    Game can be slow enough when played by the Chaps, couldn't even imagine what would attract anyone to watch women playing it.

    And NO, from what I have seen of the ladies (and I use the term rather loosely, there are a few that would have trouble passing a hormone test I do believe), it certainly wouldn't be for a perv, say like Womens beach volleyball.

    My guess is that 80% would be lesbians, which come to think of it, probably means I should be watching it, now that I think about it.

    I'm guessing you must have been watching the World Cup Final between the Aussies and the Windies !!!! .....I did see in the paper and hear on the radio that our girls won quite easily.

    Now as far as your question goes .................

    I have no idea mate, I would guess that the boundaries are in fact pulled in a little, seeing as its all about high scoring these days to try and attract a crowd.

    Oh yeah, I have seen a little of the bowling ............................pedestrian to say the least. (Hell, those Windies Ladies probably were smoking a Doob under their helmets, especially the one's from Jamaica. ;))
     
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    You do realize I was just having a go...... or some such foreign expression. ;)

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  21. Blue Bolt

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    Am I the only one who's pissed off that the country crooner plugged her dog before she shot herself? Did she ever consider the animal might've wanted to live it's life with another person instead?

    The height of narcissim has to be these nitwits who have to take their loved ones with them when they commit suicide. **** them and the horse them rode in on.
     
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    OH NO .................................we certainly don't wanna see these "Pat-types" in thongs mate.

    There is one fairly good looker in the Aussie team though.

    But ofcourse she'd have to be of Indian heritage though ...... ;)

    Lisa Sthalekar is her name ........ [​IMG]

    I bet she'd be a decent piece of Hot Curry under the sheets !!! :cool:
     
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    Its called ........................Taking the piss outta ya, BLEW, now get it right, we've had this convo ya slacker. ;)
     
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    Only 1?
    That's all I need to know about women's cricket...
     
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    Lets just admit it OK...................this kid had no hope within days of being born and given the name Da'Quan.

    Behind the [​IMG] right from the get-go this poor bastage !!! :D
     
  26. jackfrost

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    Hold on, let me just verify that ......

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    searching ........ searching ........ searching ..............

    Yep, pretty sure there's only ONE rootable, the others all look pretty "homely-types" to me. ( p.s ..............still cant find ONE with anything that resembles "a rack" either !!!!!!!)
     
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    Oh SHITE !!!!

    I wish I had stopped looking before coming across this pic .....

    Here are the girls all dressed up in their Saturday Night lets-get-laid outfits..... :eek:

    [​IMG]

    I bet they all made "Golden Ducks" that night (especially the "thing", 4th from the far right, she looks like a twin sister to that banjo-playing kid from Deliverance)
     
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    Jayzus, the ozzie cricket federation has legalized the distribution of testosterone.
     
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    Say what ?????

    OK, Im guessing your talking about the Country singer who popped herself off yesty !!!!

    She shot and killed her dog first ????

    Fargin' Anne Romney of the highest order, not that I held her in any esteem whatsoever anyway, screw her, total pyscho bitch from what I read about her.................had her kids removed thank God, or my money would've been on them being dead also.

    FARG these people, had a total gutful of peeps posting on Facebook and different sites acting all butt-hurt and feeling sorry for them .............. get a life ya flaccid pricks, they are good for nuttin' lowlife's and the world is a better place without them, sorry if feelings have been hurt by that, but I'm totally over these types.
     
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    Did you think I was joking ????????????????????????????

    Told ya they were shocker's, why ya think no one down here watch's Womens Cricket !!!!! :D
     

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