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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Sandolf

    Sandolf Blue Moon Rising

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    To say... LBW = Lean Before Wiener ?
     
  2. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    hahahahahahahaha, saved at the bell, by of all arsewipes ......The Poofessoria, I knew I'd find a use for you sooner or later !!!
     
  3. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Sandy, don't go anywhere, Im trying to get this picture over here !!!!! :roflmao:
     
  4. Sandolf

    Sandolf Blue Moon Rising

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    Sounds good Jack. I'll hang in for awhile.
     
  5. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    You know that I cant' just leave the loonies for long to run the asylum!
     
  6. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    She is in desperate need of some nice +2's
     
  7. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    NOPE, just can't get it to copy Im afraid.....................sorry, one of these days Ill get it to you, promise. :(
     
  8. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Jackie! I am ready if you want to drain me! :D



    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  9. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    What the Farg is that in the middle ?????????????

    The English "Jolly White Giant"maybe ????

    Yep, she has a "head for cricket", no doubt !!!! :roflmao: :tup:
     
  10. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    I don't mind a thin 'stashe at all actually .......................... as long as its in the form of a strip atop of the Coochie that is !!!! :D
     
  11. Sandolf

    Sandolf Blue Moon Rising

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    Ah well.
     
  12. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE ?????????????????????????????????????????????

    Has the Sun forgot to go down over there tonight ??????

    Its like Old Boys Week in here all of a sudden.

    Where's the Snapper ?????? :eek:
     
  13. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Im gonna try sending it too your email address ...................fingers crossed.
     
  14. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    What ya think the parents were going for Poofessoria ????

    I'm gonna guess The Crane.
     
  15. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .................................dont get me started on this fargin' lowlife Ho, I don't care how good she may look boy's, this gold-digging piece of barnicle waste product is Australia's version of The entire Kardashian Family, LiLo, Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears all rolled into ONE .......... a total LOSER of the highest order who has had more pricks than a secondhand dartboard at any English pub .................... and that's usually on any given weekend when a celebrity is around.

    Type her name into a Google search and I think you'll find she was last seen leaving Anothony Kiedis's room last week, after the Chilli Peppers were in town for the night........

    This slag owns a few taverns and crap down this way, no one goes near them anymore ..................one happens to be quite appropriately named "GROWLER'S" !!!!!! ............. I kid you not, its down in Torquay, close to Bell's Beach, when the surfers are in town you can bet she's right in the middle, living up to her bar's namesake and handing out plenty of head if your a big enough name in the World.

    This chick makes Paris Hilton look Classy, redefines the word BIMBO ....................bet you'd never hear me say that !!!! ;)
     
  16. jackfrost

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    hahahahahahahahahaha.................................see, I knew it, didn't even have to know there was such an article about the subject.

    Its funny how some sports just attract lesbians more than others, not that there's anything wrong with that mind you, I just find it quite fascinating as to why that is.

    Now that chicky above has as much hope of ever playing cricket, as I do of winning the next Mr Olympia contest.

    Just isn't happening in this lifetime !!!! :roflmao:


    Oh shite mate, there'd be some "right shockers" at that Geelong team ......................every Lesbo, from every Netball, Field Hockey and Basketball team in town would be there .............

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I may have to wander down and have a squizzy, just for research purposes ofcourse.

    p.s...............way to fargup a Mans attempted reply post ya bastard, but I got there in the end ...... ;)
     
  17. Sandolf

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    Thanks Jack. Looks like it fits okay.


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  18. Blitzy

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    With some reservations about the Billy Goat thingie (or rocking the Ted Nutgent "look") Jack looks a lot better than the mess he was back when in LA ;)
     
  19. Sandolf

    Sandolf Blue Moon Rising

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    Talk about your reputation preceding you. At GTP it took about ten posts to get perma-banned. Here I got it down to zero. :laugh:


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  20. jackfrost

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    Good job SandyBob, yep, fits perfectly Mate.
     
  21. jackfrost

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    I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a slight ????

    What ?.....you don't like my little Fanny tickler ????..... ;)
     
  22. jackfrost

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    Hahahahahahaha, Corpsie banned you ?????

    What's up with that boy of late, first poor Stanly gets the thumbs down to join, now you ?

    Hmmmmmm, very strange, I may have to give that lad a call shortly and find out what's up his arse these days !!!!
     
  23. Sandolf

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    Supposedly there's no such thing as bad publicity. :D
     
  24. Blitzy

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    Why can it not be both? Consider it a slight compliment :D

    You know that here in the Good Ol' US of A, our Fanny is not the same as your sorta Fanny ;)
     
  25. Blitzy

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    As the old adage goes, "power corrupts" It started with Father Tom and then it transferred all the way down the gene line to Corpsie :roflmao:
     
  26. jackfrost

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    now your assuming I meant the Cootchie Momma, aren't you !!! ;)

    Maybe I wasn't though ? :)
     
  27. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Sad day of that's the case .......

    Its OK, by the time Im done reaming him a new one, he'll be wishing for the good Ol' days of Gooeys death threats. :)
     
  28. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Just reading about the latest developments in this Oscar Pistorfatad's trial.

    If this bastard walks away from this with that piss-poor excuse his parasite has offered up, I can see someone taking out a little revenge before he leaves the court steps .....

    I'd be quite happy for that to happen actually...... ( and just as an added bonus, here's hoping the lawyer gets his comeuppance also)
     
  29. jackfrost

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    That may well go down as one of the bestest of all time Lance ...... Mingo by itself was simply awesome, now it's just out-of-this-worldly excellent with the woof woof bit added.
     
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    The Deaf Bookkeeper

    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place.The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.

    When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language . The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

    The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

    Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

    The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

    Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

    The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."



    Don't you just love lawyers?
     

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