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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    What the Aussie team needs to increase viewership.....

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  2. Sandolf

    Sandolf Blue Moon Rising

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    bah... Sid the Skid.

    It seems kind of random. But with no training camp and a lot of these 3 games in 4 nights with condensed travel, the injury factor is hardly surprising. It might be a bit of a lottery this year as to who hoists the mug.
     
  3. FCBolt

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    No doubt. Best goaltender is gonna win it. And we know that the daily mental state of goaltenders is a lottery ;)
     
  4. FCBolt

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    Nice kneepads.
     
  5. Lance19

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    "The name Da'Quan sounds as sweet as 'Steve McQueen' to me."

    -- Barkevious Mingo

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    's ruff! Ruff!
     
  6. Blue Bolt

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    There may be some hope for you after all........ ;)

    http://www.thebikinihockeyleague.com/players.html
     
  7. Blitzy

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    Let the Poofessor lecture the kids in here and those occupying the cheap seats out there in the bleachers, please pay attention:

    The normal, hot blooded hetro guys do NOT find woman who either pretend to possess or actually display traits of masculinity, attractive. The male hypergamy is as such that it focuses like a laser on youth and femininity first and foremost.

    The above is a case in point. No amount of masculine prop, such as the cricket bat, pads, etc is going to distract a hetro guy from salivating over her inner thigh gap (ITG) I mean, she could be covered in triple :poop::poop::poop: for all I care and she'd still appeal to a male's hypergamous nature...

    Who'd like to be lectured on the subject of female hypergamy now? ;)
     
  8. Sandolf

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    To say... LBW = Lean Before Wiener ?
     
  9. jackfrost

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    hahahahahahahaha, saved at the bell, by of all arsewipes ......The Poofessoria, I knew I'd find a use for you sooner or later !!!
     
  10. jackfrost

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    Sandy, don't go anywhere, Im trying to get this picture over here !!!!! :roflmao:
     
  11. Sandolf

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    Sounds good Jack. I'll hang in for awhile.
     
  12. Blitzy

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    You know that I cant' just leave the loonies for long to run the asylum!
     
  13. Blitzy

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    She is in desperate need of some nice +2's
     
  14. jackfrost

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    NOPE, just can't get it to copy Im afraid.....................sorry, one of these days Ill get it to you, promise. :(
     
  15. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Jackie! I am ready if you want to drain me! :D



    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  16. jackfrost

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    What the Farg is that in the middle ?????????????

    The English "Jolly White Giant"maybe ????

    Yep, she has a "head for cricket", no doubt !!!! :roflmao: :tup:
     
  17. jackfrost

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    I don't mind a thin 'stashe at all actually .......................... as long as its in the form of a strip atop of the Coochie that is !!!! :D
     
  18. Sandolf

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    Ah well.
     
  19. jackfrost

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    WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE ?????????????????????????????????????????????

    Has the Sun forgot to go down over there tonight ??????

    Its like Old Boys Week in here all of a sudden.

    Where's the Snapper ?????? :eek:
     
  20. jackfrost

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    Im gonna try sending it too your email address ...................fingers crossed.
     
  21. jackfrost

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    What ya think the parents were going for Poofessoria ????

    I'm gonna guess The Crane.
     
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    OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .................................dont get me started on this fargin' lowlife Ho, I don't care how good she may look boy's, this gold-digging piece of barnicle waste product is Australia's version of The entire Kardashian Family, LiLo, Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears all rolled into ONE .......... a total LOSER of the highest order who has had more pricks than a secondhand dartboard at any English pub .................... and that's usually on any given weekend when a celebrity is around.

    Type her name into a Google search and I think you'll find she was last seen leaving Anothony Kiedis's room last week, after the Chilli Peppers were in town for the night........

    This slag owns a few taverns and crap down this way, no one goes near them anymore ..................one happens to be quite appropriately named "GROWLER'S" !!!!!! ............. I kid you not, its down in Torquay, close to Bell's Beach, when the surfers are in town you can bet she's right in the middle, living up to her bar's namesake and handing out plenty of head if your a big enough name in the World.

    This chick makes Paris Hilton look Classy, redefines the word BIMBO ....................bet you'd never hear me say that !!!! ;)
     
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    hahahahahahahahahaha.................................see, I knew it, didn't even have to know there was such an article about the subject.

    Its funny how some sports just attract lesbians more than others, not that there's anything wrong with that mind you, I just find it quite fascinating as to why that is.

    Now that chicky above has as much hope of ever playing cricket, as I do of winning the next Mr Olympia contest.

    Just isn't happening in this lifetime !!!! :roflmao:


    Oh shite mate, there'd be some "right shockers" at that Geelong team ......................every Lesbo, from every Netball, Field Hockey and Basketball team in town would be there .............

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I may have to wander down and have a squizzy, just for research purposes ofcourse.

    p.s...............way to fargup a Mans attempted reply post ya bastard, but I got there in the end ...... ;)
     
  24. Sandolf

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    Thanks Jack. Looks like it fits okay.


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  25. Blitzy

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    With some reservations about the Billy Goat thingie (or rocking the Ted Nutgent "look") Jack looks a lot better than the mess he was back when in LA ;)
     
  26. Sandolf

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    Talk about your reputation preceding you. At GTP it took about ten posts to get perma-banned. Here I got it down to zero. :laugh:


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  27. jackfrost

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    Good job SandyBob, yep, fits perfectly Mate.
     
  28. jackfrost

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    I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a slight ????

    What ?.....you don't like my little Fanny tickler ????..... ;)
     
  29. jackfrost

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    Hahahahahahaha, Corpsie banned you ?????

    What's up with that boy of late, first poor Stanly gets the thumbs down to join, now you ?

    Hmmmmmm, very strange, I may have to give that lad a call shortly and find out what's up his arse these days !!!!
     
  30. Sandolf

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    Supposedly there's no such thing as bad publicity. :D
     

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