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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    There's even a mod for that......

    Fishing in Skyrim

    The salmon are plentiful, but so are the slaughterfish. ;)
     
  2. Charger Dave

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    They start talking about "working poles and bait", poor old Jack will just *have* to check it out. ;)
     
  3. Blue Bolt

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    fify ;)
     
  4. Blue Bolt

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    She's moved up from trolls to dragons. ;)

    [​IMG]

    Pic is a bit dark, since it was nearly sunset.
     
  5. jackfrost

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    You dont think Steven Jackson is going too get big bucks from somewhere ? ...... I do !!! :cool:
     
  6. jackfrost

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    That sounds like something that could get a Man, "30 to Life" ................ I'd better stick with what I have, those days of hitting the young muff are well and truely over for me.

    Mind you, Poofessoria could be interested ...... :D
     
  7. Blue Bolt

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    Perhaps, but it won't be from the Chargers...... "everybody" knows that Dean is cheap. ;)
     
  8. jackfrost

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    Must be nice to be Joe UnFlaccoble at this moment.

    Am I the only one who thinks .................. "I'll be Farg'd if he's worth that kind of Ka-ching" !!!!

    Hell, I'm not sure he'd make my Top 5, even after winning a Superbowl. [​IMG]
     
  9. jackfrost

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    Why ya think I never even "went there" ??? ..............................Jackson and Burner are very different Backs though to be fair ................. I can't see Burner getting big money again, he had his day in the sun and never really hit me as a long term NFL elite RB, 3 years of honest, hard work seems about right for his type.

    Was a good dude, never heard a peep from him, just came to play and utilised what talents he was born with, good for him, nice to see a "good guy" get his due diligence.

    Like that will be the day !!!!! .................. name me ONE "Big Name, top dollar FA" ever signed under the Spanos ownership ?

    I won't hold my breath mate.
     
  10. Blue Bolt

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    Jared Gaither? ;)
     
  11. jackfrost

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    I thank the Good Lawdy every day he hung me like a Picasso ................. ;) :D


    Yep, small pee pee's just arent much fun, when you can't see "the TREE for the forest", forget applying for Dirk Diggler auditions, it's just not gonna happen ........................if you don't believe me, just ask PUMPY !!! :roflmao:
     
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    I said "BIG NAME" ..................NOT ........ a"BIG SOFT-LIMP DICK" who was big in statue, but tiny of heart.

    p.s................I bet he's hung like a light switch too. ;)
     
  13. jackfrost

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    Can't for the life of me figure out why this poor big, fat horrid looking pig young lass, would do such a thing. [​IMG]


    Seriously, someone should offer her a "mercy farg"

    Poofessoria ???.....where you at ?
     
  14. Blitzy

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    I thought that Pumpy was an arse man anyway!

    BTW, go thank your lucky stars that your Mom must seemingly come from a more evolved species than this Indonesian lass, or else you wouldn't be here bragging about your "Picasso" ;)
     
  15. Blitzy

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    I have a golden rule in dating , but I'll have to add another one to it!

    Golden rule # 1, if she's younger than me by less than 10 years, then she's too old for me ;)

    (caveat, I've lost quite a bit of gold this way :D )

    New rule:

    If she's heavier than the cumulative weight of when I was 25 and the weight I'm going to be this year at 50, then Jack can farg her instead :D
     
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    I think PUMPYs at that stage in life where ......"one cannot be fussy" ...... I personally, can speak from experience on this matter.

    My Mudder couldn't catch me........ I often wondered why the bathtub was full and no one was bathing !!!!!!
     
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    Those are good rules mate ...... Finding one that doesn't display "psychotic tendencies" is also one you may want to add. ;)
     
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    I'm adept at dealing with most Femme Fatale types and psychos are welcome. Blitzy just can't do "healthy" & "mature", because I'm almost two dimensional (well maybe just one) ;)
     
  19. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Up in the air and face in the sheets! :D
     
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    Only one more day off! :eek:

    Got me a new toy for the new job!

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  21. Blitzy

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    Why is your new toy parked in a paint booth? :unsure:
     
  22. Pumpkin Bolt

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    No I was too lazy to take my own pic.......... google.... its the right color!
     
  23. Pumpkin Bolt

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    This will keep Jack busy most of the night!

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    In other words, the shallower the better ....... No nuclear physists need apply.

    Well, from what I see out the these days, the pond is well stocked in that department.

    Maybe San Diego needs one of those "Diego Shores" types of show ........ At least that way you could save some time and learn their hangouts ??? :)
     
  25. jackfrost

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    Now there's a line to live by if ever there was one......

    You ready to rejoin the workforce and allow the Cray population in that area to replenish itself ???
     
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    What the ..... ??????

    The unemployment rate must've had a significant pay rise since my welfare check arrived ????

    Why the hell you need a ginormous gas guzzler to get your arse to and from work Big Daddy ????
     
  27. jackfrost

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    I'm sure he's getting it spray painted PINK to attract the chicks ..... :D
     
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    30 seconds to be exact ......

    What else you got ?????
     
  29. Blitzy

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    Pumpy is one smart Pumpkin. Is it a coincidence that he found a job just before the Sequester hit, which could have impacted his unemployment benefits? ;)
     
  30. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Funny I could buy that with out even working a day yet!

    Its a small SUV ...... Ford Escape 21 to 28 miles per gallon, 2011 with 29,000 miles

    I'll be on the road most of the day ... plus I get .56 cents a mile :D
     

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