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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    That would be just my luck Dave, zap my sorry arse with a Taser instead of a defibulator...... Was hoping for more along the lines of one of those sweet young thong-wearing lifesavers sticking her tongue down my throat and giving me the good Ol' fashioned "Kiss of Life"
     
  2. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Oh well, that's something to be excited about I guess.

    ....... and how about that "John Phillips" signing !!!!!!!!!!

    what a coup it would have been if he could have bought Mama Cass along for the ride too ......... Damn that chicken bone, she would have made one helluva LT I bet.
     
  3. Stallion1994

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  4. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    I like our new CB pickup.
     
  5. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Sure, as long as he can remain healthy..... I liked the Eddie Royal signing last year too. ;)
     
  6. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Thinking this is a touch better for us.
     
  7. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    We hope, but he's been injured a lot too..... it's still a risk.
     
  8. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Everything this team seems to do lately is.
     
  9. Blue Bolt

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    Nice to see us turning over a new leaf. ;)
     
  10. jackfrost

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    Hhahahahahahahahahahahaha ......... Touché !!!!!

    Yep, what he play ??? .....18 games out of 32 over the past 2 seasons ?????

    Need better durability than that number for him to be productive, no doubt !!!!
     
  11. jackfrost

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    What ??? .....we giving Ryno 1.0 another chance in life ?????....... Cool, at least we wouldn't be short of things to discuss. :D
     
  12. jackfrost

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    Need to go check what's been happening while I slept ......
     
  13. jackfrost

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    OH DAMN !!!!! .......Jackson to the Falcons !!!!! ......nice pickup for them.
     
  14. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Ahhhhhhh shite, got a little excited when I seem a "Phillips" heading to Philly ......

    To bad it's Kenny and NOT Shaun ...... :(
     
  15. jackfrost

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    Cassell to the VIKS ????? ......Hmmmmm, interesting !!!!

    And he knocked back the Buc's ???? ........ I thought Freeman was an "elite QB" ????? ;)
     
  16. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Is he still available????????????
     
  17. Blue Bolt

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    Sure........ if you can spring him from the pokey first. ;)
     
  18. Charger Dave

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    Blue, that point is spot-on. Sure hope those new conditioning coaches know their stuff....
     
  19. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    I am just taking a break... Recharging the batteries....
     
  20. jackfrost

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    Good for you ....... So we can expect to go at it "full throttle" again this season then ? ;)

    Seen the Family pics on Facebook ........ Very nice by the way.
     
  21. jackfrost

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    So no new Queens, Court Jesters or Whenches signed by us today ??????

    Well that's disappointing to say the least, surely the dumpster isn't empty yet, is it ????
     
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    We have a few of those types available for hire down here if we are really desperate ........ Sports scientists/Strength peeps are ducking for cover here, quicker than Tippi Hendern in The Birds.
     
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    Oh well BLEW, looks like the halycon days have come to an abrupt end, as they say in the Classic's, all good things must come to an end.


    You'll probably have Pumpy and Poofessoria around shortly, who'll both need consoling, as Im sure they have probably just invested in that "totally out-dated" Apple Mini thingy by now.

    Thank God Im not into these phones in the least ................ gotta be one of, if not the greatest, over-hyped invention in the history of humanbeings.

    Im still trying to workout why anyone pays for a phone these days anyway ????

    The iPad not only allows conversation, but also provides video and costs NOTHING in the way of a phone bill monthly, so why pay for something thats available for FREE ???

    Guess Im just that much smarter than the rest of the world ...........................how truely sad that is to envision. :D
     
  24. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Still FOS! ...... I see....... :D


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  25. Blue Bolt

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    The Galaxy S4 it's bigger!!!....... 5" instead of 4.8". It is quite an innovation in smart phone design. ;)

    Samsung Galaxy S IV Hands On: Everything New Is Old Again

    Overall Impressions
    There has been a ton of hype and build-up to this device, and ultimately, it left us feeling cold. The S IV feels uninspired. There are small spec bumps from the previous generation and there's a ton of software which will largely sit unused. There's just no wow-factor here.
     
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    Chargers have signed Danny Woodhead.
     
  27. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    Stop flattering yourself in an "AJ" fashion, because you are not that smart, Yer Neanderthal Orange colored Man-Beast :D

    Some of us, need a smart phone for our business purposes, because iPad (tablets in general) is not as versatile in terms of portability. I'm still on my iPhone 4 and will wait till this Summer for an iPhone 5S, at the end of my 2 year contract expiration. Other than that, I like the build quality of Apple over Samsung, which is just a personal preference, rather than being a card carrying member of Apple vs Galaxy fanboy club ;)
     
  28. jackfrost

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    If I didn't know better, Id say that sounds a little facetious !!!!!
     
  29. Blue Bolt

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    Right you are, son. ;)

    Chargers sign Danny Woodhead
    Posted by Josh Alper on March 15, 2013, 2:23 PM EDT
    The Patriots held onto cornerback Kyle Arrington, but another one of the team’s free agents has flown the coop.
    Mike Reiss of ESPNBoston.com reports that running back Danny Woodhead has agreed to terms on a two-year contract with the Chargers. He’ll join Ryan Mathews in the Chargers backfield and, if past usage is any indication, he’ll also play a role as a receiver for Philip Rivers. If things work out perfectly, he’ll give San Diego’s offense some of what they’ve missed since Darren Sproles left for New Orleans and provide new head coach Mike McCoy with a versatile weapon on offense.
    New England was thought to have some interest in a Woodhead return, but the addition of Leon Washington might have taken up the roster spot and role that Woodhead filled in recent seasons. With Stevan Ridley and Shane Vereen also in New England, heading to San Diego probably offered Woodhead a shot at more playing time anyway in 2013.
    Regardless of who winds up replacing him, the departure of Woodhead is another sign that the Patriots are looking to shuffle the deck this season after falling short in the AFC Championship Game.
    UPDATE 2:25 p.m. ET: The Chargers have announced the deal.
     
  30. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, but your a flag-waving, card-carrying Apple loving fanboy, whether you admit it or not.

    Don't be embarrassed to admit you say a little pray every night for Steve Jobs before spanking the monkey, ya bastard.

    As for being compared to AJ ........ That may well rank up there with the greatest slags ever delivered my way, I feel dirty now.
     

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