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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Okie

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    Done some catching up.



    KING DUNLAP? And it was in FA, not a Dunlap/Gaither trade? Why doesn't Deano just take out a billboard that says "Dear Phillip- **** you. Sincerely, your boss who wants to see you die." I mean seriously, Eagles fans are popping champagne with his departure. 2 years/6mil for being a big fat pussy. Foxtrot. Mike. Lima.

    Woodhead? Doesn't matter one bit, see above.

    BlahBlahBlah, NoName, and Who Dafuq? Wow, it's like AJ never left

    Cox? At least he's better than Cason. We'll see if that holds up once he plays in bolts.

    So we may lose Rosario for an original round compensation? Would that be the 68 year old grandmother with cataracts that was in the unemployment line behind him?

    Okay, here's the plan to salvage a .500 season this year. When the Charger girls have tryouts, they need to select only the butch ones. Make them offensive linemen instead. Put a Dolly Parton wig on Rivers. Them dykes won't let NO man touch their bitch. Rivers may have to take some gang style strap on action in the showers, but that's better than 5 sacks, 3 picks, and 2 fumbles per game.

    In other words, there's always next year. And the draft hasn't even happened yet.
     
  2. Blue Bolt

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    And here I thought Jack was the negative one. ;)
     
  3. Blitzy

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    I need to warn you about a character in here who goes by the ID: JackFrost.

    Good morning and good luck ;)
     
  4. Blitzy

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    You think that's bad? Wait till we go like 4-12 or 5-11 and see what happens! Fans (and Lance) will be begging to bring back Norf & AJ ;)

    NN's do realize that the Dolts are on a 3 year rebuilding path and much depleted depth need to be added to the roster both through FA (second tier players) and great drafts, but the biggest concern is what PR will be in the interim? Remember that his decline commenced mid season of 2011 and since vaunted OL's do not grow on trees (or the bushes, if you are Jack) PR's future is a dubious looking one (at least it is to this NN)
     
  5. jackfrost

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    Me ??

    Well Im only negative because thats what our team continually demands my Man, would actually love to see "the positive side again", but from what they have achieved in FA thus far, I wont be holding my breath and if you think whatever is gotten in ONE DRAFT is going to turn a team around, then you obviously havent been watching much NFL over the last dozen years, because that shite just doesnt happen in todays game.

    Apart from Woodhead, the other signings are absolute crap, end of story, how any honest fan could try to think otherwise is another perfect example of delusional, out of touch Homeristic fans, who'd still see the positive side of things were Ryan Leaf bought back to run the Offense.

    Right this minute, we have Division bottom dweller written all over us ..................... now if thats something you find to be positive, fine, but don't expect me or a few others who see things in a totally different light to agree, I'm so over and past handing out false praise to this franchise, it isn't even funny anymore.

    Better hope for one hell of a draft though, 'cause help isn't coming from any other area from what I can tell thus far.
     
  6. jackfrost

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    Isn't it time you went and "farg'd yourself" ?????????????????????? :D

    OK, who we have there ?.............................anyone know ?
     
  7. jackfrost

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    Dubious is putting it "mildly" Poofessoria .......

    I'll be absolute glued to the first 4 games of the season (that should be plenty), that will more than tell the story of what lies ahead, for both Fillup and the rest of this straggly bunch. ;)
     
  8. jackfrost

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    I think those numbers are very very doable by the way Poofessoria ........ :tup:
     
  9. jackfrost

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    Someone needs to go tell the CMB that Cason has left, seems that the writers there these days figure it isnt worthy of a mention .................. :D (to funny)

    Hmmmmmmm, maybe they are right ????
     
  10. jackfrost

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    Hmmmmmmm, NostraFrostus is in good early season form by the sounds of things .......

    Report: Elvis Dumervil to part ways with his agent

    Looks like "The Colonel" is the one leaving the building this time around...... ;)
     
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    Well blow me down ........ And swallow if your game.

    Lovely to see you have found a minute to drag yourself away from Facebook and post something not related to politics you fargin' redneck OKIE DOKIE bastage...... ;)

    Hope you are doing well there in Rocky Top.
     
  13. Blue Bolt

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    Like a kitten with a ball of catnip. :laugh:
     
  14. jackfrost

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    Patties not messing around again I see .......

    out with the "NOT GOOD ENOUGH" and in with some experience.

    wish the Chargies showed the same attitude when it came to remaining relevant and competitive.

    Hey, a Man can dream can't he ????
     
  15. jackfrost

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    Well you know the fascination I have with Young Pussies, so that does make some sense when you think about it.
     
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    My response was written after that sorta event ;)
     
  18. Blue Bolt

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    I don't think you're alone in the notion that we're in rebuilding mode....... I said it myself when the regime change happened.

    There's a lot of work to be done, and the first part is to get rid of the parts you don't want. We will be adding "value" (meaning cheap for the most part) free agents, and building through the draft. I don't expect this team to contend for anything right away.

    I may be a homer, but I'm not blind. ;)
     
  19. Blitzy

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    What you got against Kittens?
     
  20. Blue Bolt

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    I'm allergic...... other than that, nothing. ;)
     
  21. Blitzy

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    I had a feeling already. Hairball gets stuck in your throat?
     
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    It's the cat dander, as I understand it. From them licking their fur. If I pet a cat and get my hand anywhere near my eyes, it's bad news. If I'm in someone's home who has cats, and doesn't clean well, I get something akin to an asthmatic reaction. Needless to say, I avoid contact.
     
  23. jackfrost

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    Well I certainly would hope NOT mate, otherwise I'd have to question the sanity of many Charger fans as well as your good self (which I do anyway, many many times ;) )

    Ofcourse this franchise is in rebuilding mode, how could it NOT BE after what the past regime had finished their complete demolition job, of what was once a fine and exciting team to watch.

    I don't envy Telescope and the "Real Deal" in the least, not only are they under the gun in relation to talent, but they also have to deal with someone else's mess in regards to the likes of Clary, Gaithers, Meachem etc, that have put us in a dreadful position cap-wise also.

    That is why we have no choice but to "dumpster-dive" and get the cheap scraps in FA, instead of being able to go after the types that "truely do make a difference" .......................unfortunately, as long as the Spanos' remain in charge, I dont see that attitude ever changing, as past history shows that has never been their philosophy and I seriously doubt that will change anytime soon.

    Thats why drafting is so important ...................get that ever so slightly wrong and anyone with a half a clue can see where you end up.

    Im totally prepared for some lean times again, doesnt mean a damn thing to me as a fan, they'll get the same amount of coverage whether they are contenders or easybeats, you stick fat with your team regardless as far as Im concerned and its always quite fun having plenty of guys to hang shite on when your the laughing stock, as is presently the case.
     
  24. jackfrost

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    Ohhhh, well thats OK then........... carry on my Good Man.
     
  25. jackfrost

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    I knew there had to be a reason you steered well clear of the "Fairer Sex" !!!!! :D
     
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    Thats why they invented waxing and womens "personal" razors, wasn't it ????????
     
  27. jackfrost

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    What the hell is "Cat Dander" exactly ????

    Is it the feline equivalent of human dandruff maybe ????

    Surely someone like "Johnson & Johnson" can come up with a "Head & Shoulders" like shampoo for the Pussies, can't they ???? :)
     
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    I have a question ..................

    Is it mandatory for Pro athletes to have "Agents" these days ????

    Can they NOT represent themselves in other words.....

    I ask this in relation to a story I was just reading about "The Black King" ................Elvis Dumervil !!!

    They made it sound like he can't make any moves in regards to his moving or not UNTIL he hires a new agent.
     
  29. Blue Bolt

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    Most players are not capable of handing their own affairs...... they need an agent. Just like most people couldn't represent themselves in court.

    They need an agent, so it doesn't get personnel in talks with teams. They know how to negotiate the best deal, even if they do get a percentage. Most players would be taken to the cleaners if they tried to negotiate their own contracts.
     
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    Since you asked........ ;)

    Cat Dander:
    For years, it was thought by many people that cat hair was the source of allergens. Later, it was recognized that cat dander was the cause, but many cat lovers confused the term with "dandruff," which is visible to the eye.
    Cat dander consists of microscopic pieces of dry cat skin which becomes airborne, landing on bedding, curtains, carpeting, and other surfaces, including humans' skin and clothing. Cat dander particles are tiny, about 1/10th the size of dust mites. Dry skin particles wouldn't be particularly allergenic except for this factor:
    Fel D1(Fel d-1, Fel d 1)

    Fel D1 may come from the Latin Felis Domestica. It is a glycoprotein found in the cat's sebaceous glands under the skin, to a lesser degree in cats' saliva, and in cats' urine. When a cat grooms his coat, the Fel D1 present in his saliva lands on the cats' skin and hairs, and combined with the Fel D1 from the sebaceous glands, creates a sort of "double whammy" to allergy sufferers.
     

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