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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blue Bolt

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    The ladies seem to have frightened everyone off. ;)
     
  2. Blue Bolt

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    A slightly funny name, so Jack should be pleased.....
    Chargers add Jarius Wynn
    Posted by Mike Wilkening on April 3, 2013, 5:24 PM EDT
    The Chargers have signed free agent defensive end Jarius Wynn to a one-year contract, the club said Wednesday.
    Wynn (6-3, 285) appeared in seven games for the Titans in 2011, recording six tackles. He will again play in a 3-4 scheme, just like did with the Packers, with whom he played for 2009 through 2011.
    Wynn’s best season came in 2011, when he notched 19 tackles and three sacks in 16 games (four starts) for Green Bay.
    Wynn played collegiately at Georgia. He’s entering his fifth NFL season.
     
  3. jackfrost

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    my word ....... I'm just thankful that young Batter got himself a girlfriend, otherwise he'd have been run outta town.

    It was looking rather ominous for awhile there. :D
     
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    Do those young ladies ever take a day off ????

    Im not sure I could be bothered getting all that gear off for a roll in the hay !!!!

    I'd be worn out taking all that armour off.
     
  5. jackfrost

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    Ooooooops, there I go speaking a second to early again .... ;)
     
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    hmmmm, yeah OK, that one passes ......

    Lets hope his surname rubs off on the rest of them. ;)
     
  7. Charger Dave

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    DE rotation player. For each of these types of signings, that is another former Chargers FA that will not be returning. Good thing we have sufficient "depth" players that were proved to be wanting eh?
     
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    Anyone who sacks Cutler is OK by me...... it's a Wynn win situation. ;)

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  9. Charger Dave

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    ROFL - the Blue Bolt will *never* forgive Jhay Cutlet will he? :D

    Is it just me or does the man look a little "excited"?
     
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    The one on the right - lift the flap - what is the gear you have to wear yourself out taking off Mate?
     
  11. Blue Bolt

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    I think the girl next door has a chastity belt. ;)
     
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    Poll results: Chargers not impressing
    April, 3, 2013
    By Bill Williamson | ESPN.com

    The San Diego Chargers have been one of the more quiet teams in the NFL this offseason.

    Quiet isn’t always bad. It may just mean the team is methodically going about its business. According to our AFC West poll this week, the quiet has been unimpressive.

    We asked readers if they were satisfied by the work of the new San Diego regime. As of 1:50 p.m., 70 percent of the voters were not satisfied, while 30 percent of the voters were satisfied.

    I understand the lopsided vote. Fans want to see impact. The Chargers haven’t had many big-splash signings. They have added some nice pieces. But there is more work to do, especially on the offensive line. Still, San Diego hasn’t lost a ton of coveted players, either.

    I think the new regime is changing the culture and trying to build a new feel around the team. It is a work in progress, but so far the results haven’t concaved :confused: many folks, whether it is fair or not.
     
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    Bronco Billy's blood sugar must have been getting low before he could finish typing that article. Need more powdered sugar donutz...
     
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    The one in the middle? I figured that was the mounting plate for her strap-on. :rolleyes:
     
  15. Blue Bolt

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    I always though of Billy as more convex, than concave. :D
     
  16. Blue Bolt

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    There's a mod for that too. :p
     
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    You mean Sourpuss Jay right ?

    Well ofcourse he's excited Dave, a large, sweaty Man is just about to wrap his body around him, what's not to be excited about if your Jay ?

    He lives for those moments of intimacy.
     
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    The fargin' chastity belt under that "flap" ....... That is concealing the flaps that matter.
     
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    Ahhhhhhhhh shite !!!!!!

    Twice in one day Ive now been sledgehammered ..... Damn you !!!!!
     
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    OoooHhhhh, let me double check that !!!!
     
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    What the hell was that place the link took me ???????

    How about you just "add" one of those Lassies for us to check out ???

    Any chance you could make one with a rotating head and "rabbit ears" attached for extra stimulation ??????
     
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    The only thing "concave" about Billy is his "l'il Willy" ....... Last time that was seen, Adam was still a Boy.
     
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    Sorry, I've only gotten into the mods that increase "immersion", not insertion. :laugh:
     
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    I'm exponentially concaved.
    Wait, what the farg is the subject again???
     
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    Erummm... FC I thought that meant "*********"??? (hmmm... that kinda toe finally made the bad list)?

    ~~~

    Michael Gehlken@UTgehlken 2h
    $6.128M for Chargers. RT @GeorgeAtallah: Here is public link to NFL team salary cap figures, per NFLPA calculations http://bit.ly/XqE03e

    San Diego Chargers $6,128,130.00

    So PFT was pretty close today.... Now to find out what signing our "new" DE did to that...
     
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    Ah farg and I thought I was bragging about how in shape I've gotten sitting in front of this ******* computer...
    Now I'm never gonna pick up any ladies on this site...d'oh!!
     
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    :cool::tup:
     
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    We all have our cross to bear.

    I took it as a sign when Fred decided to take a dump in front of the Mormon church this evening. ;)
     
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    Didn't we already know Fred's a genius?
     
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    And a performance artist...... apparently. :D
     

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