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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Jackie...... Thank You!
     
  2. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Got an iPhone 5 today! :D
     
  3. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Oh Goody ........ FaceTime here we cummmmmmmm ????? :D
     
  4. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    You'll be all relieved to hear I have safely navigated "around the cement pylon" today without incident !!!

    Some quick work with a crowbar that for whatever reason happens to be in the cab, fixed up that door hinge and allowed the door to close ....

    That piece of nylon wasnt going to do the job, let me tell ya !!!! ;)
     
  5. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Sure, You can give me some face! :eek::D:whistling::D
     
  6. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Well, you're just going to have to replace it with a new one in June. ;)
     
  7. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    My power button went out and the home button worked about 50% of the time....... :rolleyes:
     
  8. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    I was reading it on HuffPo earlier today but thought it was too sick even for this sick joint :eek:

    Also, some other fella next door to you in NZ, apparently had an affair with another eel :p
     
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  9. Blitzy

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    I was farging with you long distance style :D
     
  10. jackfrost

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    Wouldn't be the first time .....
     
  11. jackfrost

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ........ What's that saying about "one being born every minute" !!!!! ;)

    I believe that needs to be amended these days to "every brazillisecond" with the rate of retards born these days.
     
  12. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Isn't that what "she" said many moons ago ????
     
  13. Blue Bolt

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    Are you this hard on your women too? ;)
     
  14. jackfrost

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    Sounds like eels are the flavour of the month currently ....... Not sure when eating them orally became a thing of the past, but whaaaaaaaevah, gotta move with the times I guess.

    By the way, who has the large tub of Buttpaste these days ??????
     
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    YEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........finally beat you ya bastage !!!!!

    Chalk one up for Jackie !!!!!!
     
  16. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Jackie, Made it home from my house! :D
     
  17. Pumpkin Bolt

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    OK, So thats why only 50%
     
  18. Stallion1994

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    I'm just not witty today is all. I'll be okay tomorrow :D
     
  19. Stallion1994

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    Watch as the animal believes everything it says... He doesn't know that he himself is naturally delusional...
     
  20. Stallion1994

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    Jack, my head is so big that a) it has its own orbit and b) I don't think a puny dumbbell could roll over my head. Stoopid :rolleyes:
     
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    or C) ...... even Gooey is impressed !!!!
     
  23. jackfrost

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    Loved it ......... very funny !!!! and I reckon we are still paying for that one in some way, 15 years later !!!
     
  24. jackfrost

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    OK, Ive been sitting here an hour now ............... :cautious:

    When and What animal should I be expecting to see perform ????
     
  25. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    You know I will do.
     
  26. FCBolt

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    Good baseball team anyway, lots of internal strife though...
     
  27. FCBolt

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    Nice, good on her for that.
     
  28. Stallion1994

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    Go look in a mirror :D
     
  29. FCBolt

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    Ah sheet, sorry then :eek:
     
  30. FCBolt

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    Chalk one up for Stanly.
    It's like writer's block, keep firing and sooner or later a good one will come out.
    That works for fatherhood too ;)
     

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