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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Riff Raff

    Riff Raff BoltTalker

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    My nutsack is fully evolved & quite hairy .... and I think the whole thing stinks to high freakin' heaven. No wonder the US gets targeted - loudmouths spewing hate in every direction, crying only when it's OUR kids who die needlessly .... I don't mind where LG said it. I'm just fed up with the "RahRahRah USA is #1" claptrap.

    I will give the local cops a little applause for not executing the guy summarily like the locals did to Chris Dorner.
     
  2. Stallion1994

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    Whether or not it is, it is better to have a tiny penis than to have a shriveled up, saggy penis any day of the week :D
     
  3. Blitzy

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    FiFy :D
     
  4. X FACTOR

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    Afternoon guys.
     
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  5. jackfrost

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    You Cheeky l'il farg'r ....... You told me you wouldn't mention that in public !!!!

    That's the last shower I share with you young Man, no matter how much you cry and stomp your feet. :D
     
  6. jackfrost

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    Hey " Johnny Holmes" ....... How much salt is your pretzel getting dipped in of late by the way ????

    Yep, we do have alot in common, don't we .... :D
     
  7. jackfrost

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    Good to hear Hunchy, but about that "quite hairy" status ......

    Not time for a "mow around the Tree stump" mate ???? .......women of the 21st century tend to appreciate a well manicured backyard Ive found on my travels ? :)

    Absolutely spot on about the rah rah bullshit, that one needs to be put to bed NOW, great way of inciting other radicals into a friendly game of one-up manship, it doesn't take a whole lot to give them an excuse.

    If you feel you "must" ....... Do as was done at the Bruins game there the other night and belt out the anthem to let a steam off, that was the time and place for such things ........ Most poignant moment.
     
  8. jackfrost

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    Yo X man ........ How was my Ol stomping ground last weekend ???......Is the weather still frigid out your way ??
     
  9. Stallion1994

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    I agree with this.

    But I will never agree with you again, so cherish my agreement with you, you creepy mudder farger.
     
  10. Stallion1994

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    Uh, I got the information from Deev :cool:
     
  11. Blue Bolt

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    Long, sad Chargers draft history is Telesco's to turn
    By Kevin Acee 1:45 P.M. APRIL 20, 2013

    Oh goodie.

    The NFL Draft is almost upon us, the annual provision of renewed hope for teams and their fans. One good draft class – heck, even just one special draft pick – can alter the course of a franchise.

    But that has been largely an illusory promise for those of us in Chargerland.

    Forgive us, Tom Telesco. You may be, at 40 years old and with the earnest countenance of a kid peddling vacuum cleaners door to door, every bit as cunning on the last weekend of April as your Yoda, Bill Polian.

    We’ll see. A ravenous group of fans sick of middling results in April dooming September through December awaits your first move.

    For now, this serves as a reality check for everyone awaiting that next great Charger to bro hug NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell on Thursday night.

    We’ve experienced mostly the draft’s downside in these parts.

    Need this column go any further than a recounting of the Chargers’ trading up to select Ryan Leaf second overall in 1998? The Chargers languished with the second-worst record in the NFL over the next six seasons.

    Now, there was LaDainian Tomlinson, drafted in 2001 and as responsible as anyone for the Chargers being a legitimate contender for the better part of a decade.

    Junior Seau, for sure. Leslie O’Neal, excellent. Rodney Harrison, a fifth-round gem. And there have been others, obviously, on which the Chargers hit.

    The 2004 class joined with Tomlinson to form much of the nucleus of a team that was highly successful over the next half-dozen seasons. The 1975 class would provide much of the core of the Air Coryell years, the earlier era of Chargers almost-champions tease teams.

    And, assessing some recent picks such as Corey Liuget, Kendall Reyes and Donald Butler, among others, it appears the Chargers haven’t done this entirely blind.

    But taking the entirety of their history into account, there is so much more to lament than laud.

    Sammy Davis, flat-out bust. Mossy Cade, traded and then busted. The aptly named Buster Davis, who was perhaps born injured.

    Presently, the Chargers are operating with just one remaining first-round pick from the six they made from 2005 to ’09. And that one pick is Larry English.

    Be it due to injury or miscalculated talent, through multiple general managers, the Chargers have been relatively unfruitful when picking from the college tree.

    The draft does go more than one round, and we must highlight some good Chargers picks after the first.

    McNeill, Eric Weddle, Louie Kelcher, Fred Dean, Natrone Means and Jamal Williams were acquired with second-round picks. Dan Fouts was a third-rounder. Harrison and Woody Lowe were selected in the fifth.

    But remember, too, the Chargers tried to live without first-round picks for a period in the 1990s.

    From '94 to ’97, the Chargers did not have a first round pick. General manager Bobby Beathard traded them, leveraging the future by believing again and again he could find players in dark small-school crevices again.

    After going to the Super Bowl following the 1994 season and the playoffs again the next year, Beathard’s rosters managed a 25-39 record the next four seasons.

    In a few high-profile cases recently, even when a pick seems to work out, it hasn’t.

    Shawne Merriman’s 39½ sacks from ’05-07 were second-most in NFL history by a player in his first three seasons. He had knee surgery in 2008 and played just 16 more games and had just four more sacks as a Charger. Left tackle Marcus McNeill, started immediately after being a second-round pick in 2006 and went to two Pro Bowls before a neck injury forced him to retire just one year into a rich contract extension and after less than six full seasons in the league.

    Those are two lessons that we must wait to grade a draft.

    But 54 years of Chargers draft history gives us plenty to judge.
     
  12. Blitzy

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    I wouldn't go that far :p
     
  13. jackfrost

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    [​IMG]

    "Now where the farg did I put those sandworms and fishing poles ??????"

    So, it sounds to me like "Young Gilligan" above, was actually responsible for "killing" his brother, if what Im reading is correct !!!

    If the way it reads is right, sounds like the PoPo had him on the ground and were in the process of handcuffing him before young Fangio here decided to use him as a sped bump instead, which in all likelyhood set off the explosives he had on his person ....................... which probably attributed more than a "flesh wound" to his injuries I would imagine.

    Classic stuff Junior...................nicely played. [​IMG]
     
  14. jackfrost

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you hate it when you have no choice but to agree, don't ya ..... ;)

    And between you and me !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ........................I know its far more than you'd ever let on...................shhhhhuuuuuusssssshhhh, MUM's the Werd remember !!! [​IMG]
     
  15. Stallion1994

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    Nawwww, not really :D I actually think you agree with me more than you'd let anyone know ;)
     
  16. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    and MS. LG.............sorry.
     
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  17. jackfrost

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    Thats "what she said" ..................didn't she ?????? [​IMG]..................or was that The Deev ????
     
  18. X FACTOR

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    Never made it to the Zoo,,,,,,,,,,,, rough night the one before took the tikes to the park instead. frigid everyday it seems lately, warm today. Left for work yesterday at 5:30 am ad had snow flurries........ really in April?
     
  19. jackfrost

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    I know thats a lie.........................that poor woman hasnt recovered her tonsils from her windpipe yet, so talking isn't possible !!! :roflmao:
     
  20. jackfrost

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    Nice one Cooper Acee ..................... we can all agree on this one at least !!!!
     
  21. jackfrost

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    Oh Stanly, have you found your Sister's stash of late ???????

    [​IMG]..........your killin' me Kid, but I love ya anyway. ;)
     
  22. jackfrost

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    Yeah, seen your post about bypassing the Zoo, thats cool.........................I did read the "Post Dispatch" the other day and it sounds like the weather is shitful, STILL !!!!! :eek:

    April is usually good for a few tornado's and the like, but never SNOW that I recall in my time there, totally ridiculous stuff.
     
  23. X FACTOR

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    I just had to plant my garden first..........who knew.
    Hanging on for dear life
     
  24. jackfrost

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    What you have going on this year ????

    I hear that "Phallus-shaped" veggies are not only healthy, but make for some interesting nighttime toys also...... ;)
     
  25. FCBolt

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    lol
    That remains to be seen. ;)
     
  26. jackfrost

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    Agree............. still plenty of work to do before that is a given.
     
  27. Blitzy

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    It was the eel ;)
     
  28. Blue Bolt

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    Explains the british fascination with eel pie. ;)
     
  29. Blue Bolt

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    Ye of little faith....... Baby Z is blowin' up large. ;)
     
  30. jackfrost

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    Those slippery l'il bastages can get in anywhere, can't they !!!!!
     

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