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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Did he lose the other hand too? ;)
     
  2. Blitzy

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    Sometimes one loses a hand, but gains a handful of knowledge in return ;)
     
  3. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Sure??? :sneaky: We do!

    You son have SOD! You hit rock bottom years ago! :D
     
  4. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Looks like the SOS in here be back in a week or two! :D

    Got the wife on of these today ........
    MacBook Air, 11-inch
    2.0GHz Intel Dual-Core Core i7, Turbo Boost up to 3.2GHz
    4GB 1600MHz DDR3L SDRAM
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    Backlit Keyboard (English) & User's Guide
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  5. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    He got OUT while the going was still good BLEW ....................

    Tapped it ........ move on too the next is how it works in Hollyweird I believe !!!! :tup:
     
  6. jackfrost

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    Your artwork has NEVER gone to waste Big Boy !!! .....

    [​IMG]

    ......Goooooo ya good thing !!!!! ;) Chaaaaa-ching !!!
     
  7. jackfrost

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    Seeing as your a sub-continent being via Germany, via Oxford, via Yogastan, your chanting USA USA doesn't hold any water ..............heheheheheheheeeeeee !!!! :D :p
     
  8. jackfrost

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    or .......

    "SHITE !!!...... now I'm gonna have to learn to do it left-handed" :(
     
  9. jackfrost

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    Well said Ol' Man ................ very profound from you.
     
  10. jackfrost

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    OK, thats more of what I'd expect ..................have no idea what the hell that first bit means ??????

    11 inches ???? ...............OK, I'll leave it at that !!!!
     
  11. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Ahhhhhh damn !!!!! :(

    Very sad news down here.....


    One of our very very best female singers and bands, The Divinyls from the 80's ......

    This lady ooooooooozed sexuality and was sensational Live in concert, she did for school uniform's far more than
    Angus Young of AC/DC ever did. ;) ..............................and a set of lips that would make **** Jagger jealous.

    A Geelong born lass also I might add, RIP Chrissy, way to soon.

    Ummmm, why the farg would the name M.I.C.K be filtered ????????, unbelieveable.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. jackfrost

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    Not too sure that it's only the kid's language they should be concerned about here ............. even if it is his first day on the job !!!!

    ........ [​IMG]

    Doesn't seem that "talent" is a prerequiste in N.Dakota, as the entire segment was rather awkward to say the least :eek: ..................... they must hand out degree's at U 0f V like lollipops at a 5 year olds birthday party if thats any indication.

    The look on Ol' Van's face is just as funny as this bubbling idiot's effort too I might add.

    Well, it was Nth Dakota afterall, it's not like you'd be expecting the next Walter Kronkite to be presenting the local news now, would you !!!! ;)
     
  13. jackfrost

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    Now this on the other hand is what AJ needs to be aiming for .............



    I was with the Lady anchor after that, reaching for a Kleenex, funny funny shite.

    My Gawddddd, thank the Good Lordy that boy can swim like fargin' Flipper, 'cos he be as dumb as a box of sand. :confused:
     
  14. Stallion1994

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    He's probably one of the nicest guys on Earth, but he's really, really stupid :laugh:
     
  15. Stallion1994

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    Actually, Jack, he sounds like he's stoned out of his mind.
     
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  16. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Blue............... few questions for you sir. What does it take for one to start one's own website?
    Where do I begin?
    BTW, yes , we now have PS................:).
     
  17. Blue Bolt

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    Well, I'm not really the one to ask, because I haven't done any web work. You basically need a provider to host your site, and some design software to create the site, if you plan to do it yourself. There are full blown apps like Dreamweaver, and then there are various cheaper website creation apps.
     
  18. Blitzy

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    Not an authority on this subject, but I would imagine having an extremely handsome, sun-drenched, fit as a fiddle, hung like a horse Adonis of an Aussie, to webcam for your website would not be a bad place to start.

    I once knew of a person with that description, way back when phones were not invented, so I can not pass on his details. However, I believe that his grandson hangs around this forum and utters often verbose nonsensical opinions. Care to get to know him instead? :roflmao:
     
  19. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    My wife's work has give her access to the tools to create whatever for work, she has started two.
    Was just curious about doing it with out her help.
     
  20. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Well, it would seem you have a good resource right at home....... why not ask her for some advice? ;)
     
  21. Charger Dave

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    I was thinking the same thing. Want that 3 minutes of my life back BTW. ;)
     
  22. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm pass, but tell Jacky hello.
     
  23. X FACTOR

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    The trade of cost may just be too high..............
     
  24. X FACTOR

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    Do not do it often............. 'bout 2wice a year, but I plan on getting a little blitzy tonight myself, rare for me , but I have been sleeping like **** for 4 days now. Something has gotta help, and I have no Ambien.
     
  25. Blue Bolt

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    Sounds like a healthy relationship. :laugh:
     
  26. Charger Dave

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    Long as we don't read about ya in the morning papers, I guess you'll do OK. ;)
     
  27. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    It'll take 'em at least 'till noon to get going.............;).
     
  28. jackfrost

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    Did someone call ????????????
     
  29. Pumpkin Bolt

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    No!


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  30. Sandolf

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    No?
     

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