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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    She could of been Mizz Universe material if Mrs Coprsie had stuck to the script we'd previously agreed too.
     
  2. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Maybe there were a few "slow swimmers" still floating around that werent blessed with any GPS capabilities and lost their way for awhile ???????
     
  3. Charger Dave

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    Got a huge kick out of that cartoon found in my morning paper that you spotted. :D I posted elsewhere that I can't wait to see #50 sacrifice a Manning to Pele - Hawaiian goddess of fire, LIGHTENING, wind and volcanoes. :cool:
     
  4. boltcorpse

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    dafuq? :confused:

    Ok, a few comments in response:

    1. Emerson is a BOY ya bastage! :mad:

    2. Yes I came up with "sheetsaucer" ya SOD-ridden basticle! :rolleyes:

    3. I assume ZERO responsibility for palming Stanly off to anyone... any palming I do of Stanly is quite frankly none of your bizness anyway. :tup:

    Here's another pic of Emerson (we call him Em-C or Emu)... he's milk drunk here. :D

    [​IMG]

    Also check your PM's for another pic ya sheet-stirring-dingo ;)
     
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  5. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Good lodge night tonight,,,, being hit up to advance to a higher chair?

    grats BC. cute kid for sure.
     
  6. jackfrost

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    If that happens Dave, I'll be cheering my arse off and singin' the "The Great Manatee's" praise, right along side you mate.

    Go do a search through the engines with "Manti cartoons"...... There' are some absolute classics doing the rounds already. ;)
     
  7. jackfrost

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    OK ...........a DOUBLE WTF !!!!!!!!!

    You named "our Son" EMERSON ??????????? (Your damn well lucky I have no idea how to Copy & Paste from this iPad you muddafarker)

    If you wanted to name the poor kid that......... Why didnt you just go to Brazil or a Country where that name might just pass without notice ??????? :D

    Did you call Paltrow, Zappa, Penn Jillete or Jason Lee to help come up with that one ?????

    I may have to take this to the Supreme Court to fight for this poor l'il buggers rights before he hits school age I do believe........ ;)

    He looks totally stoned there mate ........ You certain the Missus has him suckling on the right body part ????

    Any palming Stanly is doing, would be by sheer dumb luck, kid is clueless ....... Which makes sense when you take into account who his E-parents are I guess !!!!!! :D
     
  8. jackfrost

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    COOOOOOl ....... Now they are going to provide you with a step ladder, right ?????
     
  9. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Nice Jack...................
     
  10. Stallion1994

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    Precisely :D

    And your kid looks like he's in heaven ;)
     
  11. Stallion1994

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    Compared to you, I'm Einstein.
     
  12. boltcorpse

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    Where is the face palm emoticon up in hurr?

    Um, Jacko... not sure about Australia, but Emerson is more commonly a boy's name here... I think the "son" part is a giveaway, is it not? Emerson means "son of Emery"....

    Why am I bothering explaining this?

    And check your PM's ya corkholster!
     
  13. Blue Bolt

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    I do see a certain resemblance. ;)

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Blue Bolt

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    Better than Emilyson, at least. ;)
     
  15. Stallion1994

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    I had to search to find out what you were talking about. NFL.com seems quiet about it, but I guess I missed it.

    Either way, Wallace just seems like another bigoted douche.
     
  16. boltcorpse

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    Hey kid... What are ya doin hanging out with these old codgers around here?

    You're into weightlifting, so I assume you like to hang around the men's gymnasium?

    Do you like movies about gladiators?

    Ever been in a Turkish prison?
     
  17. Stallion1994

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    1) You wouldn't let me into your place (though it seemed really lame, sorry; still have some love for you though).

    2) We have women in our gym... So I guess I like hanging in both? Preferably around the gorgeous women? :D

    3) Not really.

    4) No, but I know of several Turks who might be.
     
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    Check back when you turn 21, kiddo!

    I'll discuss with the admin and see whether an exception can be made.
     
  19. boltcorpse

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    Tank u, sir... remember to register for the FF league this season.
     
  20. boltcorpse

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    Yes... yes it is <rolleyes emoticon>

    Where is Blitzy?

    Where is Ringo?

    Hello to mah peeps
     
  21. boltcorpse

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    Thanks, man.

    Ok I'll bite... what is PMFJIH?

    Too lazy to look it up @ urban dictionary...

    Howdy, btw!
     
  22. Blue Bolt

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    But certainly better than Emily Dickinson. :D
     
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    Bryant McKinnie meets, dines with Chargers
    Veteran could become latest new starter to offensive line
    By Michael Gehlken 9:47 P.M. APRIL 30, 2013

    They wined him. They dined him.

    All that's left now is to sign him.

    The Chargers hosted veteran left tackle Bryant McKinnie in what a source characterized as a “very good” Tuesday visit. The evening was capped off by a dinner, and as of about 7 p.m., the two sides had not yet discussed contract numbers, the source added.

    If McKinnie wants to go to a city he feels wanted, he's still here.

    San Diego could certainly use the 33-year-old, likely as its starting left tackle. He was a reserve last season before helping stabilize the Ravens' line during its Super Bowl run.

    The 6-foot-8, 348-pounder allowed two sacks in four playoff games.

    Chargers General Manager Tom Telesco is overseeing changes to an offensive line expected to carry a different starter at four different spots.

    Center Nick Hardwick is the lone veteran returning to his original position.

    Last month, left tackle Jared Gaither was released. and left guard Tyronne Green and right guard Louis Vasquez became unrestricted free agents. Right tackle Jeromey Clary is beginning a transition to guard after the Chargers selected right tackle D.J. Fluker in last week's first round.

    “I'm excited about the opportunity to play a new position, and we'll go from there,” Clary said in a Tuesday statement.

    As things stand, King Dunlap, a March free agency signing, tops the depth chart at left tackle. The 6-foot-9 veteran's versatility to play on either tackle side and also slide to guard makes him well suited for a reserve role.

    Quarterback Philip Rivers was sacked 49 times in 2012, second most in the NFL. The team also rushed for 3.6 yards per carry, tied for second lowest.
     
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    If you seen the pic he sent me on PM, you'd understand why ........ :D
     
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    looking forward to August! bring on footbawwwlll!!!

    will need to make another Chargers shopping order me thinks to start the season.

    That is all.
     
  26. Stallion1994

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    I think I can pretty much infer why, Jack :rolleyes:
     
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  27. jackfrost

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    As you can see, Im still bowing to your every call ........ [​IMG] .......one facepalm smilie as requested.

    I can honestly say, in my 22 years of living in America, I never heard, seen or knew of a male by the name of Emerson, then again, its not like I'm a close follower of "modern day kid's names", it must be noted. ;)

    Admit it, you just wanted to be the first, you never were happy with just being one of the herd.

    "son of Emery" ??????................................Crikey's mate !!!! ........................just how many blokes are involved with the making of this kid anyway ????? :confused:

    Is a Paternity suit likely in the future ???

    Now how old is Corpsie Jnr these days ???? ......................I'm guessing it has to be closing in on 2 years and 8 months by now ??? ......................my Gawd, it seriously seems like yesterday, life's just flying by.
     
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    Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo PWNED Stanly !!!!.......hahahahahaha.

    Nailed it BLEW ..... :tup:
     
  29. jackfrost

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    Now how could Einstein "miss" something that basic ????
     
  30. jackfrost

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    Very good Corpsie ...................... still some of the greatest comedic lines of alltime............. though in Stanly's case, I have a feeling he just likes to hang around the lockroom and get nekkidddd with the other Pocket Hercules-types.
     

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