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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    I do ??????????????????????

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, well shite, now I'm embarrassed. :oops:

    What if I don't have the answers ?? ................. do I get too phone a friend ???

    I like the idea of "keeping peeps on their toes" and never being predictable ..........................that way I wont outstay my welcome.

    Based on those principles, look for answers around September. :D
     
  2. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well, Im not sure you truly understood my post to begin with Stanly ................ thats OK though Stanly, it was meant to be very very sublime. ;)
     
  3. jackfrost

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    C'mon Stanly, what have I told you about using proper good Grammar in the correct context ??? ;)
     
  4. jackfrost

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    I don't care what anyone say's

    But this Man is just flatout "Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrdddddddyyyyyy" !!!!

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    I mean, name ONE other guy in the world who could get away with using 2 tubs of Dippity Doo for the slickback Mafia locks-look, then still have the audacity to wear a Woman's hair band ??

    I'm just a little disappointed he didn't go with the one that has the pink bow in the middle, trendsetters like Markie should never be apprehensive in their pursuit of the perfect Ladyboy look.
     
  5. jackfrost

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    All I'd need is 2 minutes with this bimbo ...............

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...=maing-grid7|main5|dl10|sec1_lnk3&pLid=320262

    Get these drama-queens out of society, can you say slightly over-the-top reaction to what should be a simple procedure ?

    Hey, you don't wanna have someone get touchy-feely on your arse, the walk back to Toronto you stupid, stupid little girl.

    "Are you OK Mom ?" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

    Oh my Gawd, someone call the Mounties !!!! ............... if she was upset over that "invasive treatment" , how the farg did she ever manage to spit you out I wonder ?

    Gawd, stupid people fargin' everywhere these days.
     
  6. jackfrost

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    I'd like to officially announce the end of my tutoring for my E-Son, Stanly.

    I have obviously failed miserably in my task of setting him on the path of righteousness and self-worth.

    Not that there's anything wrong with becoming a Ladyboy ofcourse ..........

    (p.s.......personally, I would have gone with a darker toned open sandal, but to each their own)
     
  9. Blue Bolt

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    Fred has gotten lazier, and so have I. ;)
     
  10. Blue Bolt

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    Fred is 9 already? Crap - in another 9 or 10 months will have caught up with ME, (in dog years). No damn wonder he is getting a bit grumpy about his walks/etc. Keep those snacks handy! :sleep:
     
  12. Charger Dave

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    I read that headline:
    Beaver Kills Fisherman In Belarus; Wildlife Experts Blame Aggressive Behavior For Upsurge In Attacks

    ...and got super interested - then discovered the story had nothing to do with what I was anticipating. :(:mad::confused:
     
  13. Stallion1994

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    Yeaaaaahhhh you definitely got that right :D
     
  14. Stallion1994

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    Oh, because you're so bright, right? :rolleyes:
     
  15. Stallion1994

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    Do me a favor, and don't make assumptions if you don't know the context :D
     
  16. jackfrost

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    No, I did indeed see and read it BLEW ................................ thats "Wrinky" above, to a tee as a pup.

    Love those story's, Mama Shar Pei must be wondering what she has done to deserve this gorgeous little guy suckling on her, as well as her own brood.
     
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    hahahahahahahahaha ............................ there would be "context" that could possibly justify looking like that in public ???

    You go right ahead in believing that Stanly ....... ;)
     
  18. Stallion1994

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    Last year, I was in the process of being inducted into the Thespian Society. It is a tradition for "Thespian parents" to dress their "children" up however they wish, much to the chagrin of the "Thespian children." Unfortunately, for me, I was pretty much dressed up as a drag queen, but I was a good sport about it.

    Suck it, Jack :D
     
  19. FCBolt

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    No worries, your legacy lives on at the St. Louis Zoo:


     
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    Yeah, the time flies by........ seems only yesterday he was a pup. That's what's sad about pets. Most have a much shorten lifespan than you.
     
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    That's why Ive decided that my next pet will be a Galapagos Island tortoise..............or a Saltwater Croc if I can snare one. ;)
     
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    Excellent !!!!!

    Those little buggers are very cool animals .....

    St Louie Zoo is a major leader among world zoos in the field of reintroduction in regards to many different species by the way, glad to see they are still at the forefront of such ventures.
     
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    That's one hell of a story Stanly .........colour me impressed.

    But we all know you'd gladly dress that way 24/7 if allowed .......Luckily for us, your Mother has a little common sense still.
     
  24. Blue Bolt

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    Or a parrot....... if you miss the nagging of your ex-wife. ;)
     
  25. Stallion1994

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    I have the Thespian Card as proof :p
     
  26. Stallion1994

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    With the amount of periods that Jack uses, he seems a lot like my dad.
     
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    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Just rented a place near St'Louis... 4 br 4 bath, gonna live with kids and Grandkids for a while, to help us all save $.......... moving in 1st of July.
     
  28. Blue Bolt

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    I hope everything works out....... as long as the people normally get along, there shouldn't be too much strife. ;)
     
  29. Blitzy

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    Brilliant advice from a lanky oriental queen who lives in a two story bunker with HRH Fred!
     
  30. jackfrost

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    Ofcourse you do ......................... thats what you get when you don't qualify for a Mancard isn't it ?

    :roflmao:
     

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