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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. DFWBoltFan

    DFWBoltFan Where am I?

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    On my home phone, ya fargin icehole - NOT my cell phone. I had just started my new job and put my cell phone on the corporate account - they receive and pay the bills. As part of the policy, we are not to use cell phones for personal use. And then you tried to facetime me which scared the **** out of me - I blame Pumpy. :D

    Call me this weekend if you have a chance.
     
  2. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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  3. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    So You have your Personal Cell phone added to the CORPORATE account and now........

    No personal calls on your PERSONAL CELL PHONE?

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  4. FCBolt

    FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    Wiggins isn't playing domestique. He's out with a knee injury. But it's clear the entire team is juiced. Hell, most of the biking world is still juiced. And don't fool yourself, the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB players have all found ways around testing.

    Yep, Gay was taking the same thing as the Jamaicans. That sheet's gotta enhance the Veronica Experience.

    And I'm sure Tiger would be happy to pump you full of his semen, Veronica or no. Email him your picture ya happy bastage--it'll be a done deal. Diva will kick your *** though (if you don't give Tiger her number)
     
  5. FCBolt

    FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    Plowing through. Coaching hockey a lot. That's been good fun. Except if I get stuck with the B team again I'll fargin vomit. For some kids 70% effort is asking too much. Little bastages.
     
  6. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    New truck ......plus a nice check in trade for my car, to help carry us over for a bit..........

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  7. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    That's 70% more than Jared Gaither, so stop your bellyaching. ;)
     
  8. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    They must never have gulped down a frozen Coke ........ Those bastards will give you the best brain freeze known to Man.
     
  9. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    It's called "lacking balls" Pumpkin ......

    Poor Ol' Tutu boy is towing the company line to a tee by the sound of it.

    If he had any cohuna's, he'd tell them he was branching out to overseas clientele, but being the dumb wit he is, that never entered his head obviously. ;)
     
  10. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well Dohhhhhh, I realize he's not riding at all now, but he made that comment ages ago and then made certain he couldn't be tested by pulling out altogether with the Ol' "knee injury" excuse ....... No dummy that boy !!!! ;)

    I have no doubt that probably half the players involved in pro sports are juiced to some level ........ And that won't ever change until they come up with a way to detect and eradicate the masking agents, simple as that.

    I mean come on, for the chance to make Millions and even if caught, it's not like to many are made to pay back any of the fruits of their labour, are they ?

    He'll, I'd joo joo up myself if it meant never having to work a day in my life again after 30 ....... It's a deadest joke what WASADA are attempting to outlaw, the sport scientists of the world are way ahead in this game.

    Speaking of Tiger mate, just finished reading the Hank Haney book about Ol' Tige .........

    What a piece of work this poor bastard is, he can have that life ( if that's what you'd call it ???)

    Sounds like Tige could do with a quick 101 class in "How to interact with humanbeings" ..... He might as well live on Mars with the social skills he has attained during his lifetime.
     
  11. FCBolt

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    He's a worse benchmark than he is a pylon ;)
     
  12. FCBolt

    FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    So is Lindsay Vonn seeing him because
    A. He's paying her $$$$$
    B. She's just as farged as he is


















    (I'm going with C. Both)
     
  13. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    I'm going with D. Dumb ;)
     
  14. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    One could only speculate ofcourse ...... My bet is she's a Nympho and he's an addict, match made in heaven in other words.

    Have also heard she may have a bigger set of nads than what he does ....... Hmmmmmm !!!!!

    Maybe he's into a little S&M the kinky baaaaaastage ????? ;)
     
  15. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Now now BLEW .....when did you hop off the "optimistic bandwagon" ????? :D

    So your saying you think the drapes match the carpet with Lindsey ??????
     
  16. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    My optimism only extends as far as the Chargers....... nitwits like Lindsey are strictly on their own. ;)
     
  17. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    So you're sticking with that Ol' story are you ???

    I thought for sure a seemingly smart man like yourself would've finally come face to face with the reality that this team isn't going anywhere fast in the near future !!!! :D
     
  18. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Afternoon to most all.
     
  19. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    I didn't say how far that optimism extended though.

    I have a feeling that we won't be as bad this year as a lot of pundits seems to think. We've made a lot of positive changes to the team and front office..... it's all a matter of how long it takes to show significant improvement.
     
  20. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Dead account

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    Seen in my eMail this morning:
    "Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled 'My Favourite 18 Holes'. Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed."
     
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  21. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Tomorrow, hoping to take the girls out to learn how to shoot and handle a handgun.
     
  22. Sandolf

    Sandolf Blue Moon Rising

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    Funny. I was watching Anderson Cooper last night and was wondering what the 360 stood for. :confused:
     
  23. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    And that's a good thing?
     
  24. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Now how would a worldly, wise Ol' gentleman like yourself not see that as a total fraud ?????

    We all know that anything less than 72 well-worn holes wouldn't get Tigers attention, let alone on a DVD.
     
  25. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    I'm actually looking forward to this season, for the first time in many years, there's a sense of the total unknown and that in itself is something worthwhile.

    A new regime with hopefully a different coaching strategy certainly can't be any worse than what we've had to endure over the last 4 years or thereabouts.

    Now, just have to figure out what games to come see this year ??????

    shizenhousen schedule this season, not happy at all about all those Home games in Dec ..... :(

    Who's up for a few games this season ???

    BLEW, I'll be available for an evening at Jack Hams whenever it suits your schedule by the way !!!! ;)
     
  26. jackfrost

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    OK, I assume Tonya is one ......... Who are the others ??????
     
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    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    SandyBob, excuse my tardiness on this subject, but I hope you got to see a little of the First Ashes Test ........ One of the most enjoyable sporting events I've witnessed in many many a year.

    The innings of that 19 year old debutante for the Aussies in the first innings was legendary, absolutely breathtaking stuff.

    And then the ending !!!!!!! .......... Talk about climbing the mountain and slipping over the edge on the very last step !!!!

    Fantastic stuff, had a bit of everything, you don't see that to often in today's sport, took me back to the good Ol' days.
     
  28. Sandolf

    Sandolf Blue Moon Rising

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    Indeed. It was a glorious result!!
     
  29. FCBolt

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    Unfortunately she wins more than the Chargers :eek:
     
  30. Blue Bolt

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    So, no Super Bowl prediction this year? :D
     

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