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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Mister E. Mann

    Mister E. Mann ShiteTalker

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    No shite on that !

    I wasn't aware there was a such thing as "free wifi" in Vegas. In fact, I'm shocked to hear the $15/10 days option, as I am pretty sure I seen $15/day (or possibly even for 10 hours) when I was last there.

    Be careful about the tempting looking snacks on the dresser in the room, Jack. Sometimes they are sitting on an electric scale, and all it takes is a good 10 seconds of the scale sensing that something is removed, and there goes another $15 charged to your room...
     
  2. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    I was on a business trip one time and at check out the bill said I had watched like 20 movies in 3 days. They tried arguing that I was watching them and even checked, and while I was standing there they said I just started a new movie... :confused: :x3: :mad:
     
  3. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Aren't porno films like 15 mins long? :cool:
     
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  4. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Mr. C,

    It's Jack who knows whats really going on there? ;)
     
  5. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    About 3 minutes for me...
     
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  6. DFWBoltFan

    DFWBoltFan Where am I?

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    Lol. Chopper, the jig is up..........you seem to be the only one who wants to continue playing. O.k., allow me to retort....

    Lol. Why try the process of elimination when I knew from the beginning it was you? Exactly what curve balls are you referring to? Stating you like to give me **** as much as Pumpy? There is only one other person that likes to give me **** as much as Pumpy..............and that's Chopper (aka You).
     
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  7. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    But I like to give you ****, but you just fling it back to me like a mad monkey with a penis ring that is 3 sizes too small... :sick:
     
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  8. DFWBoltFan

    DFWBoltFan Where am I?

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    Hahahahahaha!!! Gawd damn Chopper, I would love to play poker with you. You have given so many "tells" it's like reading an open book.

    The only person that I know who replaces what should have been "I saw" with "I seen" is Chopper. This was something I noticed very early on in his posts, which I found peculiar because it seems like more of a "Southern" way of saying it, but Chopper lives in the NorthEast.

    Hi Chopper.

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  9. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Morning fellow bastages !!!!

    Well, a mans totally farged up this morning thank you very much, I couldn't tell you the last time I was awake at 3am in the morning, other than to go to to work maybe !!!

    Wasn't planning on attending the golf, but after hooking up last night and scoring clubhouse passes, which means free food all day and a run of the place, why the hell not I say !!!!

    PUMPY, you d love it here, I haven't seen that many "Ladies of the Night" in one spot since I last watched the VMA's ......amazing stuff.

    Dinner at the Wynn was awesome, must say, having friends that are millionaires DOES have its advantages at times.

    Deev also scored a $250 voucher from Rob to see any of the shows in town, so to say she's happy would be the understatement of the year.
    Well, a few more Buds to catch up with at the Golf today should make for an interesting time, as they have no idea I'm in town, just to bad that Rob missed the cut by one after bogeying the last fargin' hole unfortunately.

    This timeshare place is pretty cool too ....... Even has a Starbucks one minute from our room !!!!! Gotta love that.:tup:
     
  10. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    That's a very good point ......... Bastage !!!! :(
     
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  11. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    He has been rather scarce of late, hasn't he ???

    I did see where the Socceroos have been going through some turmoil of late and after being humiliated by Brazil and France with 6 - 0 score lines, sacked the coach, who for the life of him, couldn't understand why !!!! ........hahahahahahaha, gotta love a bloke with an ego I guess.

    But like the USA, both are absolute minnows when it comes to the world stage in Soccer and should just come to terms with being the bottom dwellers and be happy they even get to play against the worlds best to show off their lack of ability.
     
  12. DFWBoltFan

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    Morning Jacko! Wow, talk about being in the right place at the right time - very cool you had the opportunity to hook up with your golf buddies and enjoy all the perks that go along with it.

    Big events like that definitely bring out the "Ladies of the Night". There used to be a very large high tech industry convention called COMDEX that all the big hardware/software companies would attend. It was huge! Also timed exactly at the same time as the porn star convention. Talk about some very wild nights of partying, and then having to stand at your companies large exhibit the next day and talk with people for 8 hours. Some of the most fun I've ever had, coupled with some of the worst (hungover) days I've ever had. Wish that convention was still around. There are now several smaller conventions we attend. Fun, but nothing like it used to be.

    Is the timeshare owned by one of your friends?
     
  13. jackfrost

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    I usually only need to watch about 3 minutes and I m done !!! :D
     
  14. jackfrost

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    OK, we've been at this stuff for how many years now ???

    That may well be the first mention ever of penis rings in the last 7 years ......... And let's hope it's the LAST !!!! :eek:

    My arse just puckered up by the way, thanks Conc .... :(
     
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  15. jackfrost

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    No mate, Deev owns this timeshare (Worldmark I think) ...... We used it down in geelong at the beach as well when she was last down there........ Very cool, beats the hell out of paying for accommodation, that's for sure.

    Rob and I were like kids in the candy store watching the ladies do their thing inside the Wynn, was amazing them just go about their business and no one seemed to give a damn........ Deev was laughing her arse off at the 2 of us gawking at them all, I'm surprised Allenby didn't organize an orgy ...... Then again, he may well of once we left him. ;)
     
  16. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Well-Well-Well!

    Conc makes Jackies arse pucker! :speechless:
     
  17. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    The thought makes me want to huddle in a shower crying "no no no no noooooo!"
     
  18. FCBolt

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    Bastages must owe you some $$$ for that.
     
  19. FCBolt

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    I knew you liked porn, but 20 movies in 3 days?
     
  20. FCBolt

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    Actually, Jack does that too. Seemingly at random.
     
  21. FCBolt

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    How the **** do you know so many pro golfers? Did you let them use your head for a tee? ;)
     
  22. FCBolt

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    You've ****** porn stars and you never told us the story? :confused:
    Wait, they were all guys weren't they?
     
  23. FCBolt

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    Just don't take your penis rings in there with you. **** rusts. Then Jacko will be well and truly ******.
     
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  24. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    I think back in the day Jack cleaned all of their drivers! :whistling:
     
  25. DFWBoltFan

    DFWBoltFan Where am I?

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    Good point. Perhaps Jackfrosting is Mister E Mann. I can tell you one thing for sure, it's a fargin mystery trying to figure out half the shiite he posts. :roflmao:
     
  26. DFWBoltFan

    DFWBoltFan Where am I?

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    We need GFY smilies in here.
     
  27. DFWBoltFan

    DFWBoltFan Where am I?

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    Zing!! Hahahaha!!!! :D
     
  28. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    [​IMG]
     
  29. FCBolt

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    That poll MEM made was grammatically correct and ****--no chance it was Jack.
     
  30. FCBolt

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    You never answered the question(s) ;)
     

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