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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. ChargerDiva

    ChargerDiva BoltTalker

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    Special Message to Taco from Mr. Jackalope Frost:

    We arrive in Austin at 8:00pm sharp! We expect champagne and roses upon arrival in the great state of Texas! Do not disappoint or there will be consequences. The layover is for one hour, so no excuses (not even a free In N Out burger) will be accepted!
     
  2. Mister E. Mann

    Mister E. Mann ShiteTalker

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    Hah !

    You could have a one hour layover in his driveway, and I'm not sure that would be enough time for a crew to lift him off the couch and roll him out to you. And for him to give away anything that is even remotely edible ? Fuggeddaboudit
     
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  3. DFWBoltFan

    DFWBoltFan Where am I?

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    Well hello Ms Deevs!! Poor Jack is having a tough week. I would gladly meet you at the airport with champagne and roses, however, perhaps you can do me a favor and remind Jackson Tiberius Frosting..................

    I live in DALLAS. :roflmao:
     
  4. Blitzy

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    Shirley, just a quickie hop from Dallas to Austin! After all, Texas can't possibly be that BIG!

    ^^^ SOD Frosted logic ^^^ :laugh:
     
  5. Lance19

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    It looks like a whole bunch of ugly stuff is about to come out in this
    whole Richie Incognito / Jonathan Martin "bullying" fiasco.

    Most fascinating, I think, is that folks have pretty much certainly
    identified 63 year-old dad (also 'Richard Cognito') as "idrd1994,"
    a chump who's been posting obnoxious stuff anonymously on FinHeaven.
    http://www.everyjoe.com/2013/11/04/sports/richie-incognito-sr-father-quotes-idrd1994-finheaven/#1

    Wow! This fvck'd up apple didn't fall far from this fvck'd up tree.

    Screen Shot 2013-11-04 at 7.08.12 PM.png
    (per comment #3, Pops may've served in Niger in WWII) :rolleyes:
     
  6. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Poor Jack!

    [​IMG]

    But it's only an inch or two!


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  7. Lance19

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    Poor Deev







    (as far as the Texas driving, about 3.5 hours for this 200 miles, Austin to Dallas)
     
  8. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Seems like airports and malls are the "in" places these days.

    Strangely enough, I've been spending a shiteload of time in both recently ????? :confused:

    I may need to rethink my daily activities roster I do believe.:eek:
     
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  9. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    ...and I have allowed him a good 4 hours notice of my arrival, not sure why that wasn't seen as acceptable ??? .........bastage had a good 30 minutes to help himself to any airport fast food diner he wanted if he'd stepped on the gas. :D
     
  10. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    interesting chat over at the Gameday thread on Sunday .....

    SandyBob riling the troops again as only he can....... Very nice.

    and BBB is making a name for himself here of late also I noticed ....... ANY CHANCE SandyBob has himself an alias just in case he goes the way of the "OZ" ????

    Hmmmmmmmmm ........... Food for thought !!! ;)
     
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  11. Mister E. Mann

    Mister E. Mann ShiteTalker

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    I have wondered the same.

    Burlington is in Canada, eh ?

    [​IMG]
     
  12. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Incognito has ALWAYS been an absolute arsehole! I have no idea why anyone believed a word he said to begin with! it's was as obvious as the nose on his face that this white trash lowlife was guilty as sin as soon as his name was mentioned last week.

    He's been kicked out of every organization he has been involved in since his College days, it's not like this is an anomaly in regards to his normal behaviour.

    Let's see just how big and brassy Goodell's balls are this time around. :rolleyes:
     
  13. jackfrost

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    now how the farg would I know that Mr E, being the simpleton that I am ?????????

    I just figured he worked at the Burlington Coat Factory.
     
  14. jackfrost

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    Did she really call me Jackalope ???

    Right, just another perfectly good reason to beat on that arse when she gets home today !!!!! ;)

    Yiiiiipppppp, Yippyyyyyy !!!!
     
  15. Mister E. Mann

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    It was a rhetorical question.

    Beeelieve me Jack, I certainly wouldn't be looking to you for that answer ;)

    I've already done that research, and am pretty sure that BBB is from Canada. He tipped it off, when he mentioned how he didn't like us talking about the "colour" of the TP. It just so turns out there is a Burlington, Ontario.

    How far is that from your neck of the woods, Sandy ?
     
  16. Sandolf

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    Burlington is considered part of the GTA (Greater Toronto Area). The GTA is now regarded as the fourth biggest city in North America. I live downtown. Burlington is at the very western outskirts.
     
  17. jackfrost

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    Well that's "all good and well" ..........









    But seriously, is there a Coat factory there or not ? ;)
     
  18. FCBolt

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    That's the New Jersey Burlington. I grew up near Burlington, VT, which played Burlington Ontario every year in the Burlington Invitational Games, which were like a mini-olympics for kids. Strangely, hockey was not one of the sports included (they'd have kicked our asses). I've been to Burlington Colorado too. It's even more boring than this post ;)
     
  19. jackfrost

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I loved that last line! made the whole post worth reading, nicely played there Ringo ....... You Sheetsaucer-flying-pink pony loving-masked mystery man. :tup:


    So, back on course.....


    So, was Burl Ives born in Burlington ???
     
  20. Burlington Bolt Brother

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    I'm not Canadian, I'm Australian dammit!
     
  21. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Ohhhh Ooooooo ...

    Is that the very same Toronto where the mayor has (finally) admitted to being a little bit of a crack-smoking,( but NOT addicted too it must be noted ....... ;) ) dope head ?

    He certainly couldnt use his expansive girth as an alibi to never having had the "munchies" either by the look of his fatarse.

    I bet he and that mayor of New jersey could polish off an entire paddock of cows in one sitting if they really put their minds to it.
     
  22. Burlington Bolt Brother

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    This is where US and Canadian Shills could look to Canberra for example on leadership! Everything from ripping tags off mattresses to buggering children is legal in that town so that there is no risk of scandal (providing you don't insult Israel).
     
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  23. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    fify ;)
     
  24. jackfrost

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    Like farg you are .....

    OH wait, first let me check to see if we have a Burlington down there !!!!!!! (Because I seriously have no idea if we do or not)

    EDIT !!!!!

    Is this the "Burlington" near Seymour, BBB ????

     
  25. Burlington Bolt Brother

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    no

    don't make me sing Advance Australia Fair in the irreverent, bitter tone that would prove me worth!
     
  26. jackfrost

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    Thank You Dave, what would I do without you ?

    How is the better half doing by the way ?????
     
  27. jackfrost

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    Hmmmmmmmmmmm, so the plot thickens or did I just spooge a little with anticipation ???

    So where in Australia are you From BBB ????
     
  28. Burlington Bolt Brother

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    Shat in the Brisbane Airport and though its couches are lice infested, after trying to sleep anywhere else in the airport world, you realize Australia- though a bitch state, is still real about believing in a fair go. My heart is torn between Eagle Heights and Shorncliffe QLD as far as what it thinks of home as
     
  29. jackfrost

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    You :poop: in the Brisbane Airport ?????? :eek:

    Now I know you Banana benders are wired a little differently than most Aussies (other than the Tassie Two-heads of course), but that's extreme even for you lot !!!!

    We have a few Queenslanders in here from time to time .......you need to get out here to San Diego, you'd feel right at home...... at least weather-wise, it's gorgeous. ;)
     
  30. jackfrost

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    OK, so how about the chorus of Waltzing Matilda then ???? :D

    Or at the very least, the catch cry chorus from The Angels classic, "Am I ever gonna see your face again" !!! ;)
     

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