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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Burlington Bolt Brother

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    There is a good Aussie flick called, "Kenny" which has a scene where a bunch of English envying kunts going to the races, get mad at Kenny for bringing his kid on the job (he's a portable ******* engineer). They are later seen piss drunk urinating in their dresses. I've seen that in real life!

    You know how if you are a woman in Kentucky (or maybe a skank in SD), you act like a plantation owner's wife by wearing a dumb hat on the day of the derby? Well in Oz, they act like that all over the bloody country during the Melbourne Cup! No joke, every dive motel and pub in Queensland has a reservation only day and these mutts all dressed up in their finery go to act posh with ridiculous Canbera/ English accents before succumbing to their true selves and barfing all over each other. To their credit, they're full of Conc but at least they aren't gold digging like the birds in Del Mar
     
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  2. Burlington Bolt Brother

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    really? i can say schitter? silliness
     
  3. jackfrost

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    Oh Gawd yes, racing season here these days is a total free-for-all, where peeps from all walks of life, glam up to the max and it's almost a full on contest to see who can make the biggest "bad bad word starting with C" of themselves.

    Women outdo the men at any track in Australia too nowadays, peeps who wouldn't know the arse from the head attend these days, as it's seen as the Biggest social day of the year in nearly ever country town.

    It's not uncommon to see women in $1000 gowns and ridiculous headwear, passed out on the ground lawns, before the 5th race has been run for the day, usually with said gown up around their head and showing the world what they've had for breakfast, so to speak. ;)

    The movie "Kenny" had that unforgettable line ........ "That smell will outlive religion" in it by the way.
     
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  4. Blitzy

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    WTF?! $1K gowns?! Shirley, you must have left out a Zero somewhere! When was the last time you (ever) went gown shopping? 1960's?! :eek:

    Jackie, you can't even get a third-hand-me-down decent gown these days for that much!
     
  5. Burlington Bolt Brother

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    Oh God, you must be a dame from Del Mar or La Jolla
     
  6. Blitzy

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    Wouldn't you luv to find out ;)
     
  7. Lance19

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    Burlington Bolt Brother said:
    Oh God, you must be a dame from Del Mar or La Jolla

    Little coast tease.
     
  8. boltcorpse

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    Bahhaahhaahhaahhaha!! :D
     
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  9. Burlington Bolt Brother

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  11. Concudan

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  13. Concudan

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    Ahhh.... Ok...
    Pass our terrific dinner?
    Pee on trees Dan?
    Poop only (in) Toilets Dummy?
    Pat our tooshy daintily?
    Pour on tarnished dinner-wear?
    Put our tools down?
    Photo of the dark?
     
  14. Mister E. Mann

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    None of the above :(
     
  15. Charger Dave

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    P_______ of the day
     
  16. Blue Bolt

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    Peace offering of the day? ;)
     
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  17. jackfrost

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    Phuck of the Day ? :whistling:
     
  18. jackfrost

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    Hmmmm, OK it has been awhile since I last went "Gown shopping" I must admit !!! :oops:
     
  19. jackfrost

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    Oh damn Poffessoria ...... he is damn close though.

    He may be about to "ping" you down to a few 100 metre's if you're not careful.

    Warm BBB........... very warm !!!! ;)
     
  20. jackfrost

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    I can't think of a single aboriginal, ever rich enough to have moved to California !!!!! :rolleyes:

    I'm mind-bottled ! ;)

    Does sound like something that a total goon by the name of Anthony Mundine would be more than capable of, but I'm pretty sure he is still on the "No fly list" after his comments regarding 9/11 .........

    .....and anyway, most Aussie's have disowned him even being Australian these day's, he's an embarrassment to the entire human race that prick.
     
  21. jackfrost

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    I'm of the belief our Jam Jam has a telescope zoomed in on those flights also.

    He takes this stalking shite seriously you do realize. ;)
     
  22. Concudan

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    I do now...
     
  23. Concudan

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    When are you sending me my didgeridoo? Christmas is comin.... ;)
     
  24. Blue Bolt

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    How many years has it been now? :D
     
  25. Lance19

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    A Southern California man has been arrested after police say he whacked a taxi with a didgeridoo in an argument over the fare.

    Collum says he went into the house and came out with a didgeridoo — a long, wooden instrument from Australia.

    Collum says the man threatened the driver with it. The cabbie drove off, but the man allegedly chased the cab and whacked it several times with the didgeridoo, denting the vehicle.



    Well, I sure don't claim to have any idea why he has chosen to visit us here,
    but I, for one, welcome Toronto Mayor Rob Ford to our neck of the woods.
     
  26. jackfrost

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    You should have asked me BEFORE I left, would have been more than happy to bring one over for you.
     
  27. Concudan

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    I have only been begging for 2 or 3... ;)
     
  28. Concudan

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    Now you tell me! Just ship one FedEx! ;)
     
  29. jackfrost

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    He and Ex Mayor Marian Barry aren't hooking up for a "little session" of pipe-puffing are they ?
     
  30. jackfrost

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    I'm pretty sure Deev has one ......................if so, you have first grab at it if she ever moves down here, how's that sound ?
     

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