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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Its not "blondehair&blueeyes"
     
  2. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    Could be close though! Maybe blondewithbigboobs ;)
     
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  3. guerro619

    guerro619 Well-Known Member

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    So you were truly a car shark.
     
  4. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he might eat for a lifetime. Pumpkin will attest to the latter ;)
     
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  5. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    fify ;)
     
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  6. boltcorpse

    boltcorpse back from the dead

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    I see wut u did there :cautious:

    btw, happy TG to you fine folks :bolt:
     
  7. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Yo, McRibs are $2.39 a piece I'll have you know ........ ;)
     
  8. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Happy Turkey Day ya pack of Glorious Knob-Gobbler's .............

    I'm not a great one for celebrating holidays it must be said, but I do miss Thanksgiving moreso than any other.

    The Food and Football make for one great day.

    Enjoy Family and friends, I'll lift a Coke today in your honour.
     
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  9. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Thanks mate!


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  10. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Happy Thanksgiving to all!

    Enjoy your day!


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
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  11. JAMMER

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    Happy Turkey Day to all my Américains friends
     
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  12. Blitzy

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    With all the flight cancellations in the U.S due to the bad weather in the East, how's our Sky Stalker doing on this fine day? :p

    Oh, Happy Thanksgiving to all you namby pampies!
     
  13. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    He will be OK, the turkey will be a natural relaxer for him... ;)
     
  14. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    Isn't Jammer domiciled in QueNada?
     
  15. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Damn, 4.10am wakeup call this morning to catch the start of the Lions/Pack ............

    Interesting evening last night....

    Usual Thursday Night dinner at the Ol' Duck's place, just set to leave and hear what sounds like her yelling in the backyard.

    Walk out to see if Im hearing things and here she is laying on the pavers, cool as a cucumber and tells me to go get **** (her Hubby) as " I seem to have broken my leg" was her calm, exact response !!! :eek:
    (***Really , "M.ick" is filtered out ? .... :confused:, I must get "Crocodile "Mickey" Dundee onto this travesty immediately)
    And sure as shite stinks, she had indeed...........snapped the femur clean through, halfway between the knee and hip, was not a pretty sight let me tell ya, her leg was shaped like a Boomerang.

    Tough old Bird though, she never passed out or puked (which I think I was far closer too doing than her) and the wait for the ambulance felt like hours ...........I leaned against her back for support, as she couldnt lie down without more pain, after 30 minutes of that I think I needed a stretcher more than she did.

    Anyway, as of late last night, no op until this morning at earliest, should know more in a few hours from now.

    I'm sure she's had the overnight nurses earning their paychecks and probably rethinking their career paths no doubt. ;)
     
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  16. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    If Montreal counts, that would be an affirmative Poofessoria ................. Im so glad to see you've really paid attention to things in here over the years. :rolleyes:
     
  17. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    How in Hades hot am I supposed to know! I am no internet stalker, the charges were never proven!
     
  18. Blitzy

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    And who exactly are you "young man"? How come you know my middle name?!. Have we met before?
     
  19. Blitzy

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    Are already you high on turkey scent from the oven?
     
  20. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    Jackie boy, hope and expect that Mamma Frost is gonna be just fine... Seems she's cut from a much more durable and stronger fabric than the wuss which you are :whistling:
     
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  21. FCBolt

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    Happy Thanksgiving you fargin M.icks!!!
    Have a good one!

    Lessee if that's really censored: ****. Yep affirmative there Jacko. Good thing your real name ain't Dick. Edit: but that isn't censored...hmm...? Micks? ****? Lol M.ick Edit II: More wine!!!
     
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  22. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    I plead the 5th...
     
  23. Blue Bolt

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    Never a dull moment when there's a Frost around. Should I send my best wishes to your mom, or the nursing staff? ;)
     
  24. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Damn mate! No fun!

    I wish your mom well!


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  25. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Tough as old Army boots, leaves me for dead, which shouldn't be a surprise seeing as she spat me out awhile back.
     
  26. jackfrost

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    How long has it been since the Puss was called "a M.ick" by the way ??? :roflmao:

    I reckon it's been State School since I used that word to describe the "fur-burger" !!!! ...... Ahhhhh, good times indeed. :tup:
     
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    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    I have to make a call shortly to the hospital ......

    Dreading it, wouldn't be surprised if the entire staff has gone on strike after having to put up with her over the last 14 hours, god knows what those poor basticle's have had to deal with in that time.
     
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    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Well thank you Ol' Fish fingers, I'll pass along everyone's best wishes.
     
  29. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Jacko, hope you are having a good day.
     
  30. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Fish fingers?


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