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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    Major kudos to KA13 for both of his TDs which showed his immense talent both in terms of having a great nose and that extra oomph for the goal line (just like he did last Sunday) plus the hands and the strength to hold onto the ball, instead of having defenders taking the ball away from his grasp (unlike MF80). Nevertheless, neither of those two TDs may have happened if AG85 wasn't drawing two defenders.
     
  2. Lance19

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    I am not very familiar with this character you refer to as "Big Bird," knowing simply that he continues to
    be employed only by the graces of the 2012 presidential election. So I googled, and Wikipedia says this:

    "...His body got fluffier, rounder and more well groomed as well. His personality developed over time from being a dim,
    slow-witted character into the childlike innocence he is known for today. Although all the Sesame Street Muppet characters
    are technically ageless, Big Bird is psychologically written to represent a six-year-old."


    Okay, so far so good. But then I watched a few clips of your "Big Bird,"
    and he seems to be very polite…and thus I am now back to Square One.
     
  3. Blitzy

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    We major had a change in the FO and the coaching staff. As much as Lance rubs Norf's winning stats in our faces, we both know that he was no bueno as a great over all teacher or motivator. We can not simply dismiss these intangibles.

    When I had said that McCoy won the job by convincing the Organization that he could fix Rivers, I was laughed at by certain individual(s), but one can not deny the fact based evidences.
     
  4. Blitzy

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    You and I probably are never going to a bar to chat up some chicks. I simply can't rely on you as a wing man!
     
  5. Lance19

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    You had me at…
    that rainbow avatar…
    Screen Shot 2013-12-12 at 10.49.33 PM.png
     
  6. Blitzy

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    But rainbows are so purdy!
     
  7. Burlington Bolt Brother

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    he could fix him by being hired by a guy who gave him better players? Silly Rabbit
     
  8. jackfrost

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    I may change things up before Saturday ..................... Its headgames time remember.........................I'll expect an apology from you if they get more than the Cinci D and I pull off a win

    Would also like to be addressed with the Genius tag applied to my name in any further posts also !!! :p

    Crabtree seems to have straightened himself out, don't recall him being in any trouble for quite sometime........... second game back, he's ready to go "Apeshit" I tell ya !!! :D

    You can bet all your Ol Ice-dancing simmering pantsuits on that never happening in this lifetime, I'd play QB-less before picking that prick. :cool:
     
  9. jackfrost

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    Well BLEW, you hit me as a rather demure individual who would be able to control his emotions.

    Ive been to more sporting events than I can even recall and NEVER have I been involved in an altercation, (told a few loudmouths around me who may have been cussing around kids to SHUT the Farg up ......HINT : always drop the teeth, it never fails to shut those pricks up :tup: )

    Go support your team, Yell, Scream, Holla, Paint your arse up if thats what floats your boat, whatever ...............but WIN OR LOSE, walk away with a little dignity..................its really not that much to ask BLEW !!!
     
  10. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Not a bad gig really....... lots of job security. ;)
     
  11. jackfrost

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    Johnson can get me 150 yards through tthe air without worrying the EZ judge ..............I believe he did just that week you silly Ol' Fart if you'd like to check.

    As long as he is kept outta the EZ, it's no problem ........................and I'd rather he get a couple of 40+yard catches when his team is starting from their own 1 if at all possible !!! :)
     
  12. Blue Bolt

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    Actually, he got out front nicely on one run....... way quicker than Gates.
     
  13. Burlington Bolt Brother

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    Gotta love Oz! There are sections for rowdiness and even there, violently drunk individuals will apologize for offense if kids are around and they're called out.
     
  14. jackfrost

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    I wish thats "all he'd hold" :rolleyes:
     
  15. jackfrost

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    There's chicks at Gay bars ????
     
  16. Blitzy

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    Sounds much better than breaking him by being hired by a guy who took away his better players while standing around like a garden gnome supplicating to the LOnoR!. Silly bunny!
     
  17. Blue Bolt

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    Not to intrude on this love fest, but this seems exactly like Norv to me....... win a big game in December after the team has already squandered it's golden opportunities that could've made it a playoff team. ;)
     
  18. Blitzy

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    Actually there are very many hot chicks at the trendy gay bars in LA and most cosmopolitan cities while hanging out with their gay BFFs. The reason is that they feel very safe away from the sleazy type pick up artists and the douche nozzles at the regular bars.
     
  19. jackfrost

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    Talking of "getting out in front" ...........................what about Dunlaps effort today and cleaning the clock of that Donko safety (#20 I believe it was) ................poor kid shite his Lycra when he seen what was in front of him.

    Fluker also is becoming very good at this part of the game. (Jumpy !!!....not so much)
     
  20. Blitzy

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    Intrude anytime you want! Seems that you've totally skipped December of 2012 ;)
     
  21. Blue Bolt

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    Wouldn't you?
     
  22. Blitzy

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    I'm still haunted :eek:
     
  23. Blue Bolt

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    By the Ghost of Squandered Seasons Past? ;)
     
  24. Burlington Bolt Brother

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    This is true! as a douche nozzle, I can attest to gay bars being a great place to hook up with straight chicks
     
  25. jackfrost

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    Absolutely .........................Look, Im not one who gets overly demonstrative at games, I go to enjoy "watching the game", NOT being the Centre of Attention as most fans seem hell bent on achieving. (fargknuckles)

    Its one of those unwritten laws at our Football games (though, it is changing for the worse unfortunetly, seems todays younger generation aren't quite caught up with the meaning of the word socially acceptable etiquette ) but from my own experiences, the language at American Football games is out of control and rarely if ever reported.

    Over here we have "real cops" that will come down to your seat if you have a problem, over there all you see is an Indian guy in a yellow jacket, who is watching the latest Cricket Test match from Mumbai on his Samsung Galaxy and if called upon, couldnt knock the froth from a beer, let alone handle an out of control, menacing drunkard imbecile.
     
  26. Blitzy

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    The art of being a shark is to pretend that you are a dolphin while swimming with the mermaids ;)
     
  27. jackfrost

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    YEP ..................same tune, different venue..................... lets see them destroy a poor outfit in the Turd's next week and finish off the season by beating up on a declining Queefs team.

    All for nothing ofcourse ..................... well, a mid round draft pick again, which will please The Deaner no doubt, those Top 8 bastages want too big a contract anyway. ;)

    First back to back wins of the year ..............CHECK !

    Beating the Manning boy's back to back !!!! (name when that was last done ?) .....................AWESOMENESS !!!
     
  28. Blitzy

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    There you have your next OGDT idea ;)
     
  29. jackfrost

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    Couldn't that have been shortened to simply read ...................."ME" ????? :roflmao:
     
  30. Blitzy

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    No, because you have no game :p
     

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