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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Evening Gents ................... thank farg, work is done and finally a day off awaits tomorrow .............. HoooooooRay for Santy Claws !!! :)

    3 decent sets of "Silicone jugs" above there ................... what are the chances ANY of those Pom Pom shakers have there own Ta's Ta's these day's ?

    I'm gonna go with 0% !!!! :D
     
  2. Blitzy

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    :eek: Was that accidental use of that word or do you know the real meaning of it in the context in which it was written?
     
  3. jackfrost

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    So....................havent had a lot of time to study all the scenerio's going into Week 17, but it looks like here's some doozie on the agenda.

    So, if we win and the Jet's beat the Fin's and Bengay's beat the Raver's, we are in, right ?

    WOW !!!!! .......................that would be quite an achievement for this squad, in fact, it would be farging awesome to be totally honest.

    Wouldn't have predicted that outcome even with a fit and healthy WR corps, let alone what's taken the field wekk in, week out.

    Huge effort by the entire Offensive unit, led ofcourse by River's, who has been nothing short of sensational, a tremendous rookie season by Allen and Fluker, a finally consistent effort by Rhino, great role play by Woodhead in crucial situations and and best of all, an amazing performance by a totally unheralded OLine, who have kept Rivers healthy when most of us thought the exact opposite would be the case.......... my hat off to the Fatboy's, proud of everyone of them and that even includes Jumpy.
    To Dunlap and Rinehart ............... magnificent, finally a couple of older vets who actually came through and played well above the level we could ever have imagined, great job. :tup:

    Now just win next week guys ( I believe they will too), River's will be pumped to the max and yapping his head off ...........let's just hope the "D" shows up to some extent and can hold Charles to sub-superhuman number's.
     
  4. jackfrost

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    HOLY SHITE !!!! :eek:

    The Mayor is targeted in the 1st Q ........................as a WR !!! :rolleyes:

    Will wonders never cease !!!
     
  5. jackfrost

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    You planning on catching up to X Poofessoria ?

    Only 2 behind, I have faith in you !!! ;)
     
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    PUMPY, just your luck the Falcon's finally "come to play" and cost you the FF Championship ...................you'd better hope this "D" gets their mojo back here shortly or you're cactus Ol Boy !!!
     
  7. Blitzy

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    Yer a clueless widdle boy ;)
     
  8. jackfrost

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    C'mon, you aren't throwing in the towel are you ?

    You still have it, go git ya sum of that young stuff while you can, trust me, once you hit 50 its "all over red rover", never to return...... ;)

    You'll awake one morning and that "drive" has done exactly that ...................its driven off into the sunset and the little head will have only one duty left to perform .............(well duh, you still have to piss silly) :D
     
  9. Blue Bolt

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    Pryor’s agent slams Dennis Allen
    Posted by Mike Florio on December 23, 2013, 11:14 PM EST


    The final game at Candlestick Park isn’t the only excitment in the Bay Area tonight.

    The agent for Raiders quarterback Terrelle Pryor has gone public with an allegation that coach Dennis Allen has an agenda for making Pryor the starter for Week 17.

    “I think they’re putting him in hopes that he fails,” Jerome Stanley told Scott Bair of CSN Bay Area. “That’s what I think Coach is doing. I think they’re putting him in hopes that he has a bad game, so he can then justify the Matt McGloin situation. I think that’s what’s going on, I do and it’s ridiculous.”

    [​IMG]
     
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    Well damn, that game turned around in the 2nd half, nice finish to that one and Candlestick ................Thank Gawd !!!

    Pumpy's FF "D" let the Falcons score to many points and cost him any chance................bad luck Ol' Man, join the rest of us Loser's at the end of the line.
     
  11. Blitzy

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    Two immediate references to your general cluelessness:

    1- You are still completely remiss about what I was getting to regarding the X-Man's use of the phrase "hobbyist"

    2- I was already Five-O when we met this October, yer ignorant baboon! :confused:
     
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    The chiefs are locked in at #5. They might not even play Charles.
     
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    No doubt that's the reason for the suspension. However, I'm sure many coaches use that language and worse when they're huddled up with their guys. I get the suspension, I'm just saying they'd be handing out a lot bigger ones if they heard everything.
     
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    Or Smith........ best to rest everyone important. ;)
     
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    What happened to public floggings?
     
  18. jackfrost

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    Well explain it to an ignoramous like myself will ya [​IMG] .......and #2 .... well then, your totally Farged aren't you, Mr Spinster, even Mrs Palmer tends to go into her shell as well, good times. :D
     
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    Oh Damn !!!!......................have just heard that Romeoooooo is OUT for the season !!!! :eek:

    Pump and Taco will be crying in their Eggnog, no playoff's again this season for Dem Cowgals !!! So sad !!!

    NOT ...... [​IMG]

    p.s........Merry Xmas Jerrah..... :laugh:
     
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    But has it been 100% confirmed that the kid ISN'T in fact Gay ??? :whistling:

    Be kind of embarrassing if he is don't you think ...........well maybe he doesn't farg his partner, in that case then, YES, the coach was out of line for using the F-word in front of "the other F-word" .... why am I thinking of "TOG" right now ???? [​IMG]
     
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    It's a good thing he didn't say ****.
     
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    I'm gonna need at least one vowel to figure this one out Pat .........................I love it when you tease me like that. :inlove:
     
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    There you go teasing me again ............. you are a very naughty boy.
     
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    They've been outlawed ?????

    Can I pretend to be urinating and still get away with it you think ????
     
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    What do you mean pretend?........ at your age, an adult diaper is only a year or two away. ;)
     
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    Does anyone still have Pissa Boy on speed dial ?? :(
     
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    not getting you on this one..........than again I am in pre-xmas celebration mode..........
     
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    Welcome aboard............... this coming from the very LAST in line again!!!!!!
     
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    Merry Xmas all ..................... and blah, blah, blah etc etc !!!

    Today is going to be one of those days and I know that already at 4.31 am........

    Melbourne has the Main roads, bridges and Tunnels closed for maintenance over the next 5 days and it is only the largest shopping day of the year TODAY ofcourse.

    Then throw in that 90,000 are expecxted to TRY and make it to the "G" for the Boxing day Cricket Test between the Aussies and the Poms, so that shouldn't make anything more congested I wouldn't think ...... :rolleyes:
     

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