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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Frankly, Delaware is too tiny to be a state....... it only exists to harbor insurance companies and loan sharks.
     
  2. Blitzy

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    How dare you, Sire?! Crazy Uncle Joe is a National Treasure ;)
     
  3. Sandolf

    Sandolf Blue Moon Rising

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    I'll second you on that one.
     
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  4. jackfrost

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    Quiet times ........ Sitting here waiting on a road side assistance bloke to show up and jump start this useless rental truck I've been driving the last 2 days ........ Seems that leaving the Parker's on for more than 5 minutes ( which is necessary to turn the interior light in the back on) is a NONO !!! :D
     
  5. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Just a question?

    Are you carrying two set of keys?


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  6. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    You're dangerously close to treading on political territory. ;)
     
  7. jackfrost

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    Yes..............

    my car keys are in a bag on the seat next to me !!!!

    Why do you ask ? :D
     
  8. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Maybe you used your car keys in the truck?

    Justsaying......


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  9. Blitzy

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    It's the offseason ;)
     
  10. jackfrost

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    Hmmmm, let me double check !!!! :whistling:
     
  11. Sandolf

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    Did you see this Herr Blitzschlag? Uncle Crazy Joe is featured.

     
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  12. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    I have a few pages to catch up on, don't I !!!!

    I'll keep it short & sweet, that should be much appreciated by all. ;)

    - SandyBob's back :eek: !!......Nice :tup:

    -Nice work X, keep it up mate !!!


    FARG, it's been dead in here for weeks now ........ when it gets to the stage that Pump and Poofessoria have to stoop to pulling out 80's video's of that quality, we've definetely hit an alltime, sharkshite LOW !!! :(
     
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  13. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Anyone fill me in on what I'm missing here please !!! :cautious:

    I hope it doesnt mean Corpsie's Ol' Band has reunited !!! :eek:
     
  14. jackfrost

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    I double douchebag dare them to lob at my door !!! :D
     
  15. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Had an interesting situation happen at the house last night ...........

    Sitting out back, having a quick fagg and heard a noise from the neighbours fence that I haven't laid eye's on in 18 months of living here .................sounded like wood being hit or something similar.

    As I can't see that side of the backyard because I have a sunroom covering it, I just went back to doing the suduko............a few minutes passed and the noise was getting more intense and now sounded like "hammering", so I stuck my head around the corner for a sticky-beak ........

    Much to my utter surprise, there appears to be a PITBULL mouth, gripping whats left of a fence paling and proceeding to displace it from the rest of the fence ...........at this stage I was slightly panicked when I realised that my Mothers dog (YEP, she's STILL here .....don't ask !!!) was somewhere in the backyard and probably wouldn't make a bad dinner for what seemed to be a rather rabid-looking creature about to enter the scene.

    Grabbed her arse up ASAP, just as TWO dirty great Pitbullls came barrelling through the now large hole (3 palings missing by this stage) and headed into the sunroom ........... (was hoping like hell the cat was out front, though I'd fancy her chances far better than the ****-zu's to be honest, she's a nasty piece of work that one)

    Anywhoooo, here are a brindle and white pair of Pitbull's running loose in the yard and thoroughly enjoying their new-found freedom, eating the food and drinking all the water they could stomach ............ they looked harmless enough and weren't barking or looking menacing at all, but its been awhile since Ive been around Pit's, so decided it better to finally "meet" the neighbours and alert them that their "baby's" must have been hungry, because they had just eaten the side fence. :confused: :whistling:

    They were so apologetic and embarrassed, not that they needed to be, as they said the dogs were totally good with all peeps (not sure that would have been the case with my dog though), so they proceeded to fix the fence as best they could at that time of night, because the last thing Ineeded was to come home the next day and find the dog eaten and these 2 guys sitting in my loungeroom (seeing as the backdoor is open all day while I'm at work)

    Was damn lucky that it all happened when it did.......................... would hate to have seen what "could of been" had I just been sitting in the house and those 2 waltzed through the backdoor.........................I'd have ****-a-major-brick at that sight..........................lucked out I guess. [​IMG]
     
  16. Pumpkin Bolt

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    ^^^ Glad it worked out as it did Mate! ^^^

    That is some scary **** right there!
     
  17. Blue Bolt

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    Corrugated iron sounds like a better material to keeps those bastages contained.
     
  18. jackfrost

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    Apparently he had it double layered with some lattice as well he told me, but yep, "any type wood" isn't gonna hold those "puppies" back I hate to say, you should have seen what those jaws did to that wood !! ....... its now sawdust Baby !!!

    You all know how I feel about dogs and it would take one hell of a bad situation for me to react in a negative way towards any dog, but if they attacked my dog and obviously we all know how that would end up, then yeah, I'd be needing those guys to be put down, would break my heart, but you've gotta draw the line somewhere.

    They didnt look vicious at all, in fact they were wagging their tails and panting when they seen me through the door, didnt act aggressive at all, but they are just a breed that is hard to trust...............and the simple fact that if that had of happened and I wasnt around to get Sasha inside to safety, then who knows what would have occured, but gut instinct tells me it probably wouldn't have been good.

    Yeah BLEW, maybe some concreting rebar would do the trick, definetely would make me feel safer when I'm not about during the day.
     
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    Gotta admit, did startle me a little and that has never happened around any dog(s) before .........................FARG, when it comes to animals I'm usually fearless, but Pits reputations make you take the "retreat and live to fight another day" attitude to be honest.
     
  20. jackfrost

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    Anyone sad to see Shannon Sharpe take his lisp off the screen ?

    OK, didn't think so........ :tup:

    Any truth in the rumour he and Sylvester are teaming up to do a remake of "Sing a song of Sixpence" ?
     
  21. Okie

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    Did somebody say '80's music videos???:D

     
  22. Pumpkin Bolt

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    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Nothing to see here sir.......

    How be you, BTW?
     
  24. Blitzy

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    I believe that I did sense a faint appeal for more!

     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Red Rain
    Rain in the Summer Time
    Theres no turning back
    Heat of the Moment
    Lean on Me
    Keep on Loving You
    Morning Train (9-5)
    Centerfold
    Africa
    Sweet Dreams
    St. Elmos Fire
    We built this city
    Cyriay
    Addicted to Love
    True Colors
    Amanda
    Touch and Go
    You give love a bad name
    Living on a prayer
    Jacobs ladder
    mandolin rain'
    Alone

    Try to think of more 80's hits later.
     
  26. X FACTOR

    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    **** know too many too list...................
     
  27. jackfrost

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    Hey now, some of us have been elsewhere of late, which reminds me......

    PUMPY !!!!! ....... Is the "Ol boy" drained and ready for action in Tahoe ????

    God, I hope he remembered to empty the spill bucket or else he'll never hide that sagging beanbag !!!!
     
  28. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Just got into Tahoe

    Going to pick up my new friend!

    Bye! :D


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  29. jackfrost

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    Well let's hope so ....... :eek:

    That would make for an even better few days you Studmuffin !!!!!

    Remember, steady as she goes mate ........ You're NOT 50 anymore !!!! :D

    Any chance of a FaceTime hookup with the little Lady ??? ......expect a call in about 3 hours. :whistling:
     
  30. jackfrost

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    We were HOTTTTTT back in the day, weren't we !!! :tup:

    [​IMG]
     
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