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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    With all this pre-season optimism and giddiness, I am officially renouncing my position as NN # 1A, because quite honestly let's face it, I should have relinquished my status as early as last year, when I felt that I was turning into a Pootah Pink Pollyanna, after drinking copious amounts of TT & ABN koolaid.

    I hereby nominate angry drunk bastage, AKA Ringo to the highest office of Negative Nancyness.
     
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  2. jackfrost

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    WOW, that's terrible, no words could do justice for any 22 year old who dies from such a disease.

    Hope he hasn't come back to quickly, but everyone deals with grief in their own way I guess.

    Condolences to Gatesy and his family, tragic.
     
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  3. jackfrost

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    I asked that question back when it become legal in Colorado and didn't get a response ..............[​IMG]

    I just figured no one had a clue, but it's a damn good question ..................... and it also brings up the question.............what about opposition players who PLAY in Denver, could use the same excuse, that they smoked while in Denver ???

    Can of worms ?

    Well, no need to worry then .......................as long as the slipperiest of slimy scuzzballs is in charge of this league, all his little soliders are safe and sound.

    Example: Ray Rice, 2 weeks suspension for beating his/a woman UNCONSCIOUS !!!!!!

    You fargin' Knuckle-dragger, just when I thought you couldn't lower the bar, you reamed me another new one...........

    Guess I'll never learn when it comes to just how far you're willing to go to protect "your meal ticket", scumbucket !!!
     
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  4. jackfrost

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    SECOND !!!! ................unanimous..................passed ................. MANLAW !!!! :tup:

    p.s................I, on the other hand, have NO intention of relinquishing my Reality Regina status anytime soon............carry on you Inglorious Corkholsters. :D
     
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    CONC !!!! ..........................why the farg are you up at this time of morning ???? [​IMG]
     
  6. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Some of us do not need any beauty sleep!

    Jackie you better hit the sack


    Sent from my Mobile Zin finder!
     
  7. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    I was asking myself the same dam thing...
     
  8. Charger Dave

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    Nice article on dot com about our 7th round WR "Sweet Feet"... Kid's speed gives him a chance - all he can ask for at this point.
     
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  10. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Telesco isn't enamored with size like some GMs, but he's very concerned with adding team speed..... he did that in this draft.

    "What Jerry brings to the table is stuff you can't teach," Johnson said. "If he learns the stuff you can teach, you've got a freakin' player. You can't teach me to run faster. You can't teach me to get more flexible. But that stuff for him is just natural. If he learns that other stuff, you've got a baller."
     
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  12. Charger Dave

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    Saw that on Attaochu, also that his 10 yard speed was a hair faster than Clowney's - man is flat full of quick twitch eh? :D

    Lots of good stuff - guess the speed of practice is the most telling at this point, but tomorrow they finally put the pads on and that is where the cream will slowly start to rise. "Men in shorts" phase comes to an end and the real grind begins.
     
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    Aaaa hahahahahaha ..............Oh my !!! [​IMG]

    Let's see now ..............."puss filled bumps on his behind and thighs" ............check !!

    "bruises on his penis" ................caused by getting the Baby Zee caught in his zipper !!! :eek:

    "Despite the defendant’s penis allegedly continuing to suffer mysterious ailments" ....did anyone shower with this guy at Charger Park ??? :roflmao:

    beaten, set on fire, burnt, smothered, pushed from a moving car !!! .................yet she STILL went back for more ??

    One question ...........................why ONLY $25 G ? .................who's her lawyer ? .... Matlock ?

    No wonder he couldn't play worth a :poop: .....................fat farg was way to busy with other crap to give a damn about Football. :D

    Funny funny shite, love it !!! :tup:
     
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    Liked that interview .......................kid was all business, spoke well, body language was excellent.

    Thats how you show up as a Rook to TC ............... fingers crossed that this kid could turn into something special,
     
  15. Blitzy

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    I've gotta tell you Jackie, the article put me off my supper after reading that sheet (if true) and thinking the same when he was showering at Charger Park :eek:

    And some are worried about gay men being possibly in their mix [​IMG]
     
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    Literally you had 1/4 right there (at least my sister looks like me). But I'll give you the bastage thing anyway, so you're half right.
    Y'all taking yourselves a bit too seriously around here. No anger--in fact I was laughing my arse off as I wrote that last post. Though I'm sure , given how that conflicts with the NNS view of reality (noting the humor in that phrase as well), that I'll get some conc-like logic in reply.

    On topic: Super Bowl. Book it. ;)
     
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    He's BACK ........................he's fargin' BACKKKKKK BABY !!!

    p.s....................Am I still a lowlife buttsucking-kunt or have I moved past that little phase in my life ??? :D
     
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    Never a dull moment these days mate ..........don't ya just love it. :tup:
     
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    "Men in shorts", "cream SLOWLY rising" !!!!! :whistling:

    Am I supposed to be THIS aroused in July ???? :cautious:
     
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  21. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Fall asleep at the keyboard? :tup:

    Or just needed to pad your post count? :rolleyes:
     
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    We got the first call from my son at Boot Camp today. Man, the recruits are getting about an hour of sleep 4-5 times a week. Well, He will learn he can handle that...

    Happy weekend to you all, I am out to take more pictures.
     
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    I am sorry that you are not capable of seeing things from another point of view. Enjoy the season. Best wishes and all...
     
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    FRANK AND BEANS! FRANK AND BEANS!
     
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    Loving the on-going "competion" between M80 and Flowers!



    ....and at the tail end, "Richard Marshal picked me off today so I owe him one"...

    Now 'scuse me, gotta go to the bathroom. :D
     
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    Both the HC and Floyd mentioned Inman..... looks like we might've found our Canadian replacement.
     
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    Will have to wait and watch, I'd sure hate to lose Tutu as a gunner after the way he played on teams last year... Understand Inman has played a lot of teams too, dunno if he is a gunner or not but has a big enough body and even more speed. We shall see.
     
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    "..and you NEVER put your beans over your Frank!" (Unless you are an, errr..., "flexible" Australian?)
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Yeah, I think Tutu's special team contribution was overlooked by many. He and Stuckey made a great tandem.
     

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