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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    I've just taken my "3rd close look" .....................and indeed, that certainly does look like a single beef pattie with lettuce.

    p.s........not sure if its a sesame seed bun or plain though !!!!
     
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  3. boltcorpse

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    Not incapable, sir... More like unmotivated ;)

    I agree with the meds part...
     
  4. boltcorpse

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    I've been hiding at Dekk's Mom's house.

    Check your PM's for the heartfelt apology.

    How the phukk are you peeps?
     
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  5. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    hey dead man how are you?

    At that the gym, then yard work, then I'll go play on the boat!


    Sent from my iPhone
     
  6. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    In honor of the MIA Ringo, I posted a pic of a former olympic ice dancer. ;)
     
  7. jackfrost

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    All I'm seeing is the dreaded ......... (drumroll please)

    RED X !!!!!! :eek:
     
  8. Blue Bolt

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    I see a blue box with a ?, but I'm on a Mac. ;)
     
  9. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    I get a white box and a red ? On my phone. I think Jackie is FOS ;)


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  10. Blue Bolt

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    Goes without saying. ;)
     
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  11. boltcorpse

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    Doing well, sir... Thanks for asking.

    Taking the fam on a road trip departing next weekend... Gonna drive from Los Angeles up the coast on hwy 1... figure we'll make it as far North as Monterey.

    Taco said you live n Monterey... Got any suggestions on things to do and things to see in Monterey and along the coast on the way?

    Hope all is well with you folks.

    Btw, I'm on a 30-day ban from CMB for "starting inane threads" ;)
     
  12. Blue Bolt

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    Is there any another kind? :confused:
     
  13. boltcorpse

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    Precisely ;)

    Where is Ringo? You mentioned he's M.I.A?
     
  14. boltcorpse

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    Blewy your $5 sig is brilliant :D
     
  15. Blue Bolt

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    Don't know....... he's not been active lately. Wasn't affected by the fires though, so he's presumably still alive. ;)
     
  16. Blue Bolt

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    Our fearless leader doesn't get much respect around here....... I wonder why? ;)
     
  17. boltcorpse

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    Dunno, but the resemblance to Lincoln is uncanny
     
  18. Blue Bolt

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    He might try the beard for a fun camp look. ;)
     
  19. Blitzy

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    I need a new avatar!

    Hello sweeties, I thought that I ought to uncloak before 801!
     
  20. Blue Bolt

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    What do you have in mind?
     
  21. Blitzy

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    How NOT to ask a woman out!

    Here's how to ask a woman out:

    Blitzy meets a Hot Babe (HB)

    Blitzy: Hey!

    HB: Hi

    Blitzy: I shouldn't talk to you!

    HB: Hmmmm, OK! Why?

    Blitzy: I don't think that we should hang out! Ever!

    HB: Oh, OK. Whatever!!!

    Blitzy: I shouldn't ask you for your number, coz I'd never call it once you give it to me!

    HB: Giggling, ah OK! I think that I get it now!

    Blitzy: (takes out his iPhone) I don't remember my own number, but don't you dare calling your own phone (shove over the phone to the HB)

    Very solid way of asking someone out using reverse psychology while avoiding getting dead or bad numbers. There is some crash and burn, but usually with no sense of humor putz types. Must (MUST) be said with a devlish grin and supreme confidence!

    Pass it onto Jack & Ringo, but don't overuse my material ;-)
     
  22. Blitzy

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    Something really gay?
     
  23. boltcorpse

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    ....and they say there's no such thing as reverse mojo ;)

    Honestly I think that strategy comes across as too "contrived" and cheesy... Which may explain he high incidence of "crash and burn" you reference.

    The link at the top you posted actually had my strategy as the number one... Just say "hi" and improvise from there. You're a bright and witty guy, Flash... I bet if you try that instead of your cheesy rehearsed pickup lines you will have a higher rate of success ;)
     
  24. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Big Sur campground...... I have stayed in the Cabins you are under some huge redwoods
    http://www.bigsurcamp.com/

    I love walking around Carmel, 17 mile drive, Monterey Bay Aquarium, http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/

    The Moonstone Beach Bar & Grill in Cambria http://www.moonstonebeach.com/ you look out over the ocean!

    [​IMG]
     
  25. boltcorpse

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    You're thinking of Ringo?
























    .....since Ringo is apparently m.i.a he's a safe target ;)
     
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    Thanks, Pumpkin! I'm taking notes...

    We're definitely hitting the aquarium... Corpsie Jr. will love that.

    Big Sur and Carmel are also on the list of places we want to hit.

    Would you say the cabins in Big Sur are family friendly? Are they nice accommodations? Do you have to reserve in advance? We don't have a set itinerary so it's going to be tough to book early.

    Where is Cambria? I'll have to research that. If we go there I'll definitely check out the Moonstone.
     
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    Are you a girl?
     
  28. boltcorpse

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    Hahhahahhahaaha! :D
     
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  30. Pumpkin Bolt

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    is Jackie is willing to give up his rainbow? ;)


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