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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Ofcourse I did Big Man .................... Why you think I'm known as the John Holmes of Australia mate ?

    I guarantee you its not because of the moustashe ....... ;)

    Makes it near impossible to get into a pair of "Budgie-smugglers" (Speedo's) these days though. :p

    If your a very good boy, maybe the Deev will bring you one back in late SEPT ???
     
  2. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    What did I do now? :D
     
  3. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    I think thats what I feel most of the time !!!! :)
     
  4. jackfrost

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    Just being a PUMPKIN is all it takes. :D
     
  5. jackfrost

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    This American Womens beach volleyball team isn't to bad to watch ....... loving the camera work by the guys, they certainly know what the viewing public are looking for .....................closeup slo-mo replays are a thing of bewdyyyyyy !!!! :D

    Looks to be a little Nippy out there as well, great stuff.
     
  6. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    The better question...... what haven't you done?
     
  7. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Hey bitch I made you a pie! :D
     
  8. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Found a Job! :D
     
  9. Blue Bolt

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    Early retirement? ;)
     
  10. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    I am only applying to jobs I really want! Only two so far! :D
     
  11. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    You are such a peach!
     
  12. Blitzy

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    Sounds like Blew already nailed it for Ya :)
     
  13. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    I am 3yrs and 3 mons away :( I have two pensions I can get at 55 :poop:
     
  14. DFWBoltFan

    DFWBoltFan Where am I?

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    I would like to second Corpsie's sentiment..............go **** yourself, Oz.

    And one more thing............the fact that you think ScareCro is a great NFL CB, the only response I have is...........LOLzerfukkinLOL!! :roflmao:
     
  15. Blue Bolt

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    That sounds dirty. :p
     
  16. Blue Bolt

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  17. Blitzy

    Blitzy Rainbow Bolt

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    Blitzy already knew what was in store for the hapless Chargers fans, when a guy projected to be picked between rounds 5 to 7, was picked as Chargers # 2B! Blitzy is not delusional (much) ;)
     
  18. Blue Bolt

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    Pardon me, there's been a cloud of delusion hanging around the forum recently. ;)
     
  19. Blitzy

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    You are pardoned, but remember that I reappeared only a couple of days ago ;)
     
  20. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Allegedly.

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  21. Blitzy

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    All Legged Lay ;)
     
  22. Blue Bolt

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    Top ain't bad either.

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  23. jackfrost

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    Now what a beautifully written post that was !!!! ...............articulate, eloquent, plenty of long words, yet simple and to the point .......... take notes Oz, that is how to communicate to the masses.

    The fact that it and he are so full of :poop: still doesn't detract from the fact I've given it a 10/10.

    p.s.............Professoria, have you forgot how old the Deev is ?......................and also the 2 or 3 before her as well ?

    As far as yougin's go, I've left you in my dust my good man !!!! :D....lift ya game Bro.
     
  24. Blitzy

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    I may need to have a talk with her about that thingie she's wearing around her neck ;)
     
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    Oh my Gawdddd, you nasty little man.

    Do you have any whipped cream ?
     
  26. Blue Bolt

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    A change of attire wouldn't hurt. ;)

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  27. Blitzy

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    Masterful display of push-pull technique ;) Give a compliment while poking one in the arse!

    No Jackster, I know as to how "young" Deeva is! As a matter of fact, I concede that I need to lift my game simply because after the split with the Missus, I di go briefly to the dark side by "hooking up" with women closer to my age range, however I rediscovered very quickly as to how feeble I was when in came to lifting the very heavy baggage which always comes with those choices ;)

    Call me shallow and conceited, and I shall raise a glass to salute You Sire :D
     
  28. jackfrost

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    C'mon Poofy, thats soooooo JNCP ....the wordage we now use for that particular lady part is either Rush Limbaugh or Ann Romney, get up with it.

    An e.g for you.

    Jack Frost is a good-for-nuttin' Limbaugh/Romney, end of story. :D
     
  29. Blitzy

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    Now, that's more like it! This inspires me to delve into my bag of trickery and smother her with my vast knowledge of Multiverse, Universe, Galaxies, Black Holes; oh specially them black holes ;)
     
  30. jackfrost

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    Well farg me drunk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Did the fridge run outta food ???

    Where the hell you been Taco ?......................I figured you'd either taken up fulltime residency at the In & Out or got a part-time job at the drive thru window there for perks.

    Hey, don't be overly nasty to Oz, that would be playing right into his wheelhouse afterall. ;)
     

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