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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Thank you! ;)

    Change the sheets? I'll have to google that later!


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  2. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Oh **** what have I become? :)


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  3. jackfrost

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    hahahahahahahahahaha, I overcame that sheet deal at the Tennis Club for 10 years by simply not using any.

    Opened sleeping bag on the bottom, Comforter on top, $32 Walmart blow-up job for a mattress ..............best sleep Ive ever had !!!! :tup:

    All that sheet and frilly jargon makes no sense to me ................ I'll gladly leave that stuff for the girls I think. ;)
     
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    Become ???.......................No, I think you've always had it in you, its just starting to bloom like an April Rose ya silly Ol' bastage !!!! :D
     
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    On to the Men's Gymnastics Individual events now.

    What the hell do this Gymnast's eat that makes them capable of these moves ???

    They must be on a diet of super balls, rubber bands and Slinky's to be able to jump that high in the Floor exercise, that :poop: they perform is superhuman.

    Quite amazing what the body is capable of when you watch these bastages do their thing.
     
  6. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Rudy's in bed with me mate!


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  7. jackfrost

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    On to the Men's Gymnastics Individual events now.

    What the hell do this Gymnast's eat that makes them capable of these moves ???

    They must be on a diet of super balls, rubber bands and Slinky's to be able to jump that high in the Floor exercise, that :poop: they perform is superhuman.

    Quite amazing what the body is capable of when you watch these bastages do their thing.

    P.s ...the guy from Chile looks like a 70's Porn star by the way, that has to be worth a few extra tenths for sure. ;)
     
  8. jackfrost

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    I figured as much ........ poor little guy, what a life story he could tell, how lucky are you he can't talk !!!
     
  9. _Oz

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    Everything you said here is demonstrably wrong. I won't badger you if you don't want an explanation on why...
    1)your use of "logic" is of the bastardized layman's usage
    2)with time to consider logically, there is no danger of getting anything wrong from "over analyzing"
    3)getting emotional when faced with difficult decisions is not something separating us from other animals
    4)though tastes can be subjective, not much else is when definitions are determined

    What I am saying is not just an opinion

    Unlike religion which may use some sensible stories to sell a belief, critical thinking has no agenda outside learning how to think. It is math in this respect and can simplify many "not so easy decisions" to be closer to 2+2 = 4 (not an opinion, yeah?). So, forget Cro and Weddle because I'm not there when I sincerely--without patronizing recommend several books to you...

    http://www.amazon.com/Becoming-Critical-Thinker-Guide-Millennium/dp/0536600600
    (Ultimately, this one is the best I have read but not the most friendly to someone newly getting into critical thinking)

    http://www.amazon.com/Aristotle-Aardvark-Washington-Thomas-Cathcart/dp/0810995417
    (very funny, great introduction, won't have you glazing over and an Aussie would love it even though it's dated and picks on US republicans mostly)

    http://www.amazon.com/Plato-Platypus-Walk-into-Understanding/dp/B001990I7Q
    (haven't read this one but it's from the authors of the book above and apparently better and still light)

    http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guid...=1344192941&sr=1-1&keywords=guide+to+********
    (A must for beginners)
     
  10. Blitzy

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    Noooo! Say it ain't soooo! Fargin' Ringo! Can't trust an ice dancer...
     
  11. Blitzy

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    You realize in order to do that:

    A- One must have a C*ck [sic]
    B- Must be able to block

    ;)
     
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    Jay Paris:

    I liked the work of radio play-by-play man Josh Lewin and public relations assistant Scott Yoffe trading off on the PA system in keeping the fans informed. It almost compensated for a questionable song blaring from the speakers, a Rihanna ditty that I'm not quite sure was right for the hundreds of kids on hand. Couldn't they have picked a tune besides Rihanna's "S&M"? The lyrics: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.''

    My bad — maybe it was an ode to Norv Turner's vaunted offense, which is constantly moving the chains.
     
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    With all due respect Oz, to start reading books about anything at my age may be more detrimental for one's health than advantagous, I may only get halfway through before having to start again and before I know, I'm dead, how pissed off would I feel then ???????

    And ofcourse my use is of the bastardized layman's, how could it be based on anything but that when one is simply a topnotch bastage to begin with ?

    Appreciate the thought all the same, no badgering taken by the way.
     
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    Ohhhhhhh Yesssssssss, the Ice Prancer is nothing if not quietly optimistic that this is infact the year that they finally click and put it altogether, can you believe that pussy-whipped bastage.
     
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    If you are older than me, I'm going to be very upset with you

    42 here
     
  17. jackfrost

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    So ......
    1., Your saying your a Unic

    2. Your Jumpy Jeromey Clary's identical twin.

    Interesting !!!!
     
  18. Blitzy

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    Then you are a mere child in this territory :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  19. Blitzy

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    You go with # 1 & I'll take # 2 as an option ;)
     
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    Well Farg! Tickle me pink! These arseholes will never win anything! Ya hear me, Nothing!
     
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  22. Blitzy

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    Exactly!
     
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    Nick Mangold after his sexual reassignment surgery? ;)
     
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............................mate, lets just say your a PUP compared to me, I have tee shirts older than you. :D

    Add a number with double digits and you've got me !!! ;)
     
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    You tell him Poofessoria, youngin's these days, they think they have it all worked out, don't they.;)

    Little do they know what lie's ahead, farg, I can't even remember being 42 !!!! ............I'm pretty sure I was still getting laid far more consistently than I am these days, thats probably about it though ......... Let'see, 2002 ?????.......Yep, that was when I was still living with the girlfriend and the mistress concurrently at the party house in Collinsville, Illinois and was working at the St Louis Zoo, hell of a good year that one ........... and their were a few after it as well. ;)
     
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    Listen mate......... its You and Pumpkin these days for the prezzzzidency of the NNer's, Ringo is out jumping fences and prancing around like a fairy, BLEW has found religion and is a believer (in Norf) again, but I believe the RR'ers are probably gaining more memberships than any other group currently ......... I think X and Taco have found Realisticism, Conc is still a blind Homosapien ofcourse (god luv him) and I know I've forgot a few names, but put that down to hunger pains and a 13 1/2 hour day at work, a man's farg'd and is desperate for a nice warm shower to soothe the aching muscles.

    And as far as tinkling your PINK ................ Only if Gooey knocks you back first, if so, call me !!! ;)
     
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    Oh my !!!!

    Who do we have here BLEW Balls ????

    Thats a snap she'll probably end up regretting.

    Maybe she's just had a swig of water and is swishing it around her mouth ?

    OK, hey, I was only trying to help her out.
     
  30. Pumpkin Bolt

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    **** happens!

    ‘‘It happens. It’s gymnastics,’’ Maroney said. ‘‘You can’t be perfect, and sometimes things don’t go as you planned.’’ Maroney wound up with a silver on vault after a rare fall Sunday.



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