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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    Nick Mangold after his sexual reassignment surgery? ;)
     
  2. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............................mate, lets just say your a PUP compared to me, I have tee shirts older than you. :D

    Add a number with double digits and you've got me !!! ;)
     
  4. jackfrost

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    You tell him Poofessoria, youngin's these days, they think they have it all worked out, don't they.;)

    Little do they know what lie's ahead, farg, I can't even remember being 42 !!!! ............I'm pretty sure I was still getting laid far more consistently than I am these days, thats probably about it though ......... Let'see, 2002 ?????.......Yep, that was when I was still living with the girlfriend and the mistress concurrently at the party house in Collinsville, Illinois and was working at the St Louis Zoo, hell of a good year that one ........... and their were a few after it as well. ;)
     
  5. jackfrost

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    Listen mate......... its You and Pumpkin these days for the prezzzzidency of the NNer's, Ringo is out jumping fences and prancing around like a fairy, BLEW has found religion and is a believer (in Norf) again, but I believe the RR'ers are probably gaining more memberships than any other group currently ......... I think X and Taco have found Realisticism, Conc is still a blind Homosapien ofcourse (god luv him) and I know I've forgot a few names, but put that down to hunger pains and a 13 1/2 hour day at work, a man's farg'd and is desperate for a nice warm shower to soothe the aching muscles.

    And as far as tinkling your PINK ................ Only if Gooey knocks you back first, if so, call me !!! ;)
     
  6. jackfrost

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    Oh my !!!!

    Who do we have here BLEW Balls ????

    Thats a snap she'll probably end up regretting.

    Maybe she's just had a swig of water and is swishing it around her mouth ?

    OK, hey, I was only trying to help her out.
     
  7. Pumpkin Bolt

    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    **** happens!

    ‘‘It happens. It’s gymnastics,’’ Maroney said. ‘‘You can’t be perfect, and sometimes things don’t go as you planned.’’ Maroney wound up with a silver on vault after a rare fall Sunday.



    Sent from my iPhone
     
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    If thats the case, she qualifies as theeeeee worst looking Ladyboy I've ever come across................... not that I know a lot about the subject ofcourse !!!! :whistling:

    Didn't I mention her about a month back before the Olympics and no one even made a comment about her.

    Bandwaggoner's, now your all over her like a rash from Pumpkin's Hot-to-trot-tub.

    Did she win something in the weightlifting ?

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    PUMPKIN !!!!!....I'm trying to eat dinner here ya bastage !!!! :mad:

    My gawd she's vaginaormous isn't she !!!!

    How loud a fart ya think she could let rip on her best day ? Bend a palm tree ?

    I bet Gooey could drive his little clown car around up in that and probably get lost to boot.​
     
  10. jackfrost

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    She had a fall and still won a Silver ?.............. Little Lady needs to be thankful that she has anything at all to show for her efforts then, in many of these sports, one slip up will cost you any chance at a medal.

    I can't believe theirs not ONE single mention in here about the Men's 100 Final today !!!! :confused:

    What the hell is wrong with you peeps ?....................you don't appreciate greatness when you see it ?

    That Final was as good a sporting event as their is, Bolt was incredible as expected and the others went too shabby either considering everyone who finished was under 10.00 for the first time in history and it would have been all 8 starters if Powell hadn't done a hammy and pulled up lame......thats insane !!!!

    Was upset to see Gaitlin finish in front of Gay for the Bronze, 'roid'd cheating bastage shouldn't even be allowed to compete.........1/100th of a second doesn't mean much to guys like us, but to these guys its a lifetime's work.
     
  11. Buck Melanoma

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    No Holly didn't win a medal. I think I read somewhere that she injured her wrist?

    I think she can take brother Nick. :geek:
     
  12. jackfrost

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    Holly Toledo Batman !!!! .......... any chance she may have been overdoing the "jerkin' da gherkin" ya think Bucko ?

    Take him ? ....................is that a sexual connotation you sick bastage ?

    I'd be more inclined to think .....who COULDN'T she take ????

    Word around Charger Park is that Jumpy Jeromey has her picture taped up inside his locker for motivation purposes.
     
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    Aussies are going for their first individual Gold at these Olympics as I write.....

    Bloke by the name of Tom Slingsby literally has to fall out of his "yacht" (looks more like a 6 foot tinny that you'd take fishing down at the local bay to me, but what the farg do I know ?) to lose the Gold apparently.

    Its in the Laser Class (again, whatever the farg that means).................but hey, at this stage we'll take anything.

    Gooooo Tommy Boy, "Laser Class Champs of the World" ............. Woooooo Hooooooo, doesn't get any better than this !!!!! :rolleyes:
     
  15. Buck Melanoma

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    You sick old perv. :p
     
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    nah, he's a harmless old git! Jack can't even remember the last time he jacked:)
     
  17. jackfrost

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    Did someone call ???? :D
     
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    Wouldn't that make me 'armless ?
     
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    "One of these things is not like the others...... one of these things does not belong." ;)

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  20. Blitzy

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    At first, I was going to tell Oz that You could practically be his Pappy (we all know that you started wanking very early in life! Haha!) but I thought that I reserve that kinda of "decorum" for later on when we get to know Oz a bit better!

    Nothing speaks more volume about being a such man of high valor and bravado, unless you scoop up elephants' dung with you bare hands! :roflmao:
     
  21. Blitzy

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    Yes indeed. I have to refrain from getting into this too heavily at this point, but this is the nature of our species!

    One minute the real elite and the smart ones among us execute their yearnings for exploring"new worlds" and searching for alien life (past, present & future ... whether intelligent or microscopic) while the mere "fillers" (basically the big wastes of space among us ... pun intended) yearn to execute the kind of life which "appears" alien to them!

    This photo is so ironic and so fitting to the Wisconsin senseless tragedy!!!
     
  22. Blue Bolt

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    I object to comparing the noble canine to a nitwit like T.O. ;)

    Veteran receiver Terrell Owens, ignored by every NFL team for more than a full year, could soon be a member of the Seattle Seahawks.

    ESPN’s Ed Werder reports that Owens has a “very impressive” workout with the Seahawks, and that the Seahawks are “expected” to “try to sign” the receiver.

    The presence of the word “try” seems a little odd. There should be no “try” involved. If a starving dog shows up at someone’s doorstep, the person in the house doesn’t “try” to feed him.
     
  23. Blue Bolt

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    Nice catch, Blitzy, but I was referring to the PC laptop. :D
     
  24. Blitzy

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    Oh!
     
  25. Blue Bolt

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    Everything can be seen more than one way.

    Just as some see the Chargers as perennial losers, while others see hope of a championship in our near future. ;)
     
  26. Blitzy

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    It's a good thing that most humans do not know/realize/acknowledge that the long term chances of the survival of our species on this Planet (regardless of race, culture, creed, religion, etc) is an ABSOLUTE ZERO in the grand scheme of the Universe! No one can ever be a bigger NN than me, henceforth my reclaim of the Throne of the supreme NN #1A, bar none :)
     
  27. Blitzy

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    Read the post below yours and you shall have my answer to your hopefulness (or haplessness) :roflmao:
     
  28. Blue Bolt

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    It might be time to try that new avi on for size then.

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    If an Austrian bodybuilder can rise up to be Governor of California... I would think that title should be easily within your grasp. Defend it with pride Herr Blitzschlag.
     
  30. Blitzy

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    Tight fit!
     

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