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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Who ?

    Has Corpsie's Missus' been speaking about me again ? :D
     
  2. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Look out .....Prancer has bladed back into town ...... must be snowing in Colorado.
     
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  3. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    I have this post bookmarked for "posterior" ;) ( you like that one SandyBob ?)
     
  4. jackfrost

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    Check out that mountain range ...................Gorgeous isn't it !!!!

    By the way, Wendy seems to have some swelling in her underarm glands ???.....hope she's OK.
     
  5. Blitzy

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    I caught onto this pretty fast earlier on that as a yoga attendee in a studio, the chances of a hook up with a 20 something was far less than if one was an instructor! Look farg that! I make a lot more dough by doing the real shiite that I do, instead of going through a teacher training program and pay $1500-$2500 for a basic 200 Hr Yoga Alliance teacher certificate, to get try to make $25 an hour just to pull chicks???!!! Yeah maybe as a side gig if I was in my low 30's but not at the border of 1/2 century.

    When one passes 40 YO, the dynamic of getting the youngins change! in a nutshell, it takes a bit of inve$tment and some game as one's repertoir to play that sort of field. I'm not saying that one necessarily catches top notch quality when using one's wallet as bait, but that's one way of doing it if strings in a real relationship are not one's top choice.

    The other way of doing it is to go by way of Charlie Sheen (pay-for-play) which quite frankly never personally appealed to me, aside than still being illegal in this Country. However, I do believe that sometimes getting it for "free" can be the most expensive kind of free! Just ask Ringo :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
     
  6. jackfrost

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    Ohhhh, is that what it is ???

    I thought it was a Shazaan ring !!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  7. jackfrost

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    Is that code for jerkin'off ????
     
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  8. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Is that our "women" weightlifter ?
     
  9. jackfrost

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    Doesn't eveyone ????
     
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    SECOND !!!!!
     
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    OK ???....what I miss here !!!!

    Is Kony on the loose in this thread ?................children ?...what fargin' children, Your Honour, I swear, they are not mine, check my taddy count, its extremely low. :whistling:

    I bet it was that Cromartie character again, he can't keep his tossel zipped to save his useless life.
     
  12. jackfrost

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    It does ?.............So explain my situation ? :D

    Guess its my George Clooney good looks and killer personality then, 'cause it certainly wasn't my bank account, sexual expertise or my tennis coaching that I'm aware of !!!! :roflmao:
     
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    Going back to the earlier subject of NASA and the Mars landing, just found this in our biggest daily paper in Australia.

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    hahahahahahahahhahahaha, thats a total pisser, seems that plenty of peeps are having some fun at NASA's expense over the Net.

    Checkout closely the sign laying on the ground in the forefront ...............Oooopsy !!!!

    I'm thinking a proofreader at the Herald/Sun may be looking for a new job when an Editor see's that farg up. :roflmao:
     
  14. jackfrost

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    :tup: Oh damn !!!!!

    Its time for a little Women's Javelin on TV I see .......

    Is this the lady I've seen mentioned and pictured around the place of late ?

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    I believe its Leryn Franco from Paraguay.

    Now thats Hawtttttttt.......... 5' 8 1/2", 120 Ibs and tosses that spear like an Amazon warrior.

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    Ohhhhh Plezzzzzzzzz, may we all take a peek too ? I'm handy with a bic !!! ;)

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    I could have swore the heart was on the left ? Absolutely smokin' !!!

    Then we have her competition ............

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    and my favorite, German Christina Obergfoll....

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    ...an admirable attempt, but come on Hun, even sprinkles on a turd only goes so far to disguising the obvious. ;)

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    Just give Leryn the GOLD and lets move on shall we !!!!!!
     
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    Now watching the Mens Triathlon and it looks like we have the British "Brownlee twins", Beavis & Butthead in 1st and 3rd positions, about 2 yards apart.

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    Anyone want to take a guess as to how their Mum tells them apart ???

    Werd on the street is that both are invited to the next JaMarcus Russell/Vince Young Sausage Sizzle Sensation.

    (young Gomez is still waiting for his invite and it could be awhile coming)
     
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    OK BLEW, I need you to do some of your magic here and get this blown up ....... (yes, definete poor choice of words on my behalf)

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    I may be in love again I do believe !!!! :inlove:


    That above pic is from the same fashion show as this one below ............

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    That is seriously as good as it gets ...................Hotness to the 10th power. [​IMG]


    Hey OZ, I think I've found the cure to my "jacking" problem !!! ;)
     
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  17. boltcorpse

    boltcorpse back from the dead

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    Dearest mods,

    Per his own request, please ban Oz at your earliest convenience... for the children! ;)

    Sincerely,

    Corpsie
     
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  18. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Would love to help _Oz, but you appear to have the market cornered on sounding stupid in from of everyone. The Ban request we can probably work with you on...

    Toodles...
     
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  19. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    I love it!

    STOLEN!
     
  20. _Oz

    _Oz Banned Banned

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    I like you Conc but unless you can point to instances of me "sounding stupid in from[sic] of everyone", it's just you wishing it were true. Like putting "writer" under your avatar. Now be quiet because there is never anything clever enough to end with "Toodles". Terrible effort! F
     
  21. Sydalish

    Sydalish Addicted to Sports

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    You received an automated message as a default action of the system when a moderator deleted your post.

    If we don't go out of our way to publicly slap your wrists for your bad behavior it's not out of a lack of bravery. It's simply because your antics aren't all that important or shocking or special. We've seen it before and we'll see it again. Little man seeks attention on the internets because in real life, where the people he wishes he could insult can actually see him face-to-face, he is incapable. /yawn

    I hope you enjoy your stay here and I'm sorry that you feel the need to come here just to get banned (maybe you need the internet street cred? I dunno)

    Contrary to popular belief, we don't like kicking people out of the clubhouse. But, you can consider this a final warning. One more strike and you'll get your wish to be shunned and asked not to return.
     
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  22. _Oz

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    heheh

    All those images and videos of hot naked chicks doing various things and this is the one that got you back in the game? That pic would have worked for me when I was 12 maybe
     
  23. _Oz

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    No joke!

    In another thread, I think it was Conc who told me to stop going around the evil word filter because children visited the site (at least he had the ovaries to do it in the thread). I think any children visiting this site are pissed that they wasted time thinking there was porn in here. It's about respecting the stupidity of mods.....not the sacred children.

    So I'm guessing I'm the only one getting pm warnings on this thread?
     
  24. _Oz

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    I don't think you're talking about me, "Super Moderator". Sounds more like the guy who calls other site members his children and warns people as if they should be scared daddy is in the house. I'm not the one warning people on-line all day.
     
  25. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Awe thats sweet...:D
     
  26. _Oz

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    I do! And I'll tell you to your face when we meet in December:roflmao:
     
  27. Sydalish

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    :roflmao:
     
  28. Blitzy

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    It would be, if I had said, "heavy lifting" :laugh:
     
  29. Blitzy

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    Since you have admitted it wasn't for your "legendary" corkmanship, then it must have been a make-a-wish foundation mix up :roflmao:
     
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    Was my use of the ignore feature prophetic?.......... perish the thought. ;)
     

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