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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Seriously ............... thats the best you can do ?....just ONE full nip shot rather than a full on frontal view ?

    And here I was thinking you were unbeatable in the chop-chop arena ..........:(

    OK, I guess this is better than nothing and I truly do appreciate all your hard work in this department over the years ....... but I was sooooo looking forward to a "full frontal" of this gorgeous creature.

    I would seriously eat a yard of this womans :poop: without a bun or ketchup added.

    And I don't offer up that to just any ol' beauty queen, let me tell ya !!!! :cool:
     
  2. jackfrost

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    Ol' Sally is the toast of the Country at the moment .......

    [​IMG]

    And rightly so I guess.

    She's a good story and a very humble lass who has had her fair share of tough luck over the years from what I can fathom.

    I had no idea she was as big as she is over in Europe, which is ofcourse where most great athletes spend their time to make ends meet from a financial point of view in between Olympics.

    She's the reigning IAAF Female athlete of the year (only Aussie to ever have won the award) and is married to her High School sweetheart and been with the same coach (total unknown women) her whole career.

    Nice story alround, whether she be an Aussie or not !!! ...............its enjoyable to see good people get good things still occasionally.
     
  3. jackfrost

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    Your welcome to all of them at once mate, still wouldn't swap Leryn for this lot and you could even throw in the Beach Volleyball players as well.

    Now offer me an "Awesome 4some" with these 3 and that may sway me....... ;)

    [​IMG] ... [​IMG]

    Firstly above.............Bulgarian 100 & 200 mtr sprinter, Ivet Lalova .................fargin drop dead gorgeous, with a body to die for.

    Sanya Richards-Ross ......

    [​IMG]
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    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................... nasty hawttttt !!!!


    and ofcourse......

    Veronica Campbell-Brown

    [​IMG][​IMG]

    Lips to die for !!!!

    Now I could die a happy man !!!!! :D
     
  4. jackfrost

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    hahahahahahaha ..................Oh Yeah, says the guy who's thrown his back out attempting the "Lotus position" !!!! :D

    Heavy lifting indeed !!!! ;)
     
  5. jackfrost

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    I keep making requests to that organisation but apparently self-inflicted retardism doesn't get you any wishes !!!

    Go figure ...... [​IMG]
     
  6. jackfrost

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    Morse code I think ............... I use the dash moreso than the dot though, how about yourself ???? :)
     
  7. jackfrost

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    Ohhhh damn !!!! ........... I really did miss all the fun, didn't I. :(
     
  8. jackfrost

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    You'd have thunk so.

    So he doesn't walk on water afterall ........................now what ?

    I'm guessing his Varicose veins are playing up again ?

    Surely Dr Quack has a stimulant for that ?
     
  9. jackfrost

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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha ................... and he sounds a little "sour" about it also !!!!
     
  10. Buck Melanoma

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    I'd call her up long distance just to hear her pee in a pepsi can. :eek:
     
  11. jackfrost

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    Only because I can never remember where I hid the bastages ........... :D

    But if I ever find them, lookout. ;)
     
  12. jackfrost

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    If thats the case, may I be her long distance Lover from Liverpool ???
     
  13. Buck Melanoma

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    Seems you may be suffering from CRS, Jack ... Can't Remember ****.
     
  14. jackfrost

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    :poop: !!!!....I should have known the bastage would beat me to it !!!! :(

    Hard to slip one by the Ol' Poofesser, be he whatever nationality the "Russian Anny" is !!!

    Has more mongrel in him than a Junkyard dog.
     
  15. jackfrost

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    Moooooornin' Bucko................how is Hillbilly heartland looking this morning ?

    Can you make long distance calls with a tomato can and string ?

    I'm impressed.

    Glad to see I'm not the only one who appreciates "sheer Beauty", isn't she something mate !!!
     
  16. jackfrost

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    Mate, I suffer from so many ailments these days in regard to memory, I've already forgot your name.

    Who the farg is this again ???
     
  17. Buck Melanoma

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    As long as I use waxed string & a large tomato can, call quality holds up pretty well. ;)

    All's good here - I just couldn't stand watching you talk to yourself any longer. :p

    And yes - a beauty indeed. :inlove:
     
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    Anyone over there see the German weightlifter drop the 196 kg bar on the back of his head ?

    Oh snap ...............thats gonna leave a mark !!!!

    OK, time for Caster Semenya to run in the Heats of the Womens 800 !!!! [​IMG]


    I jest ;) .............. in fact, I'm a huge supporter of getting the 2015 Transgender Games off the ground, if we can just get the ladyboys of the world to stop bitch-slapping each other as to who gets lane choices.
     
  19. Buck Melanoma

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    Hey Jack - check your PM's. I didn't want to possibly offend anyone. ;)
     
  20. jackfrost

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    Anyone over there see the German weightlifter drop the 196 kg bar on the back of his head ?

    Oh snap ...............thats gonna leave a mark !!!!

    OK, time for Caster Semenya to run in the Heats of the Womens 800 !!!! [​IMG]


    I jest ;) .............. in fact, I'm a huge supporter of getting the 2015 Transgender Games off the ground, if we can just get the ladyboys of the world to stop bitch-slapping each other as to who gets what lanes.
     
  21. jackfrost

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    That's a joke in this thread ... right ?
     
  22. Buck Melanoma

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    Ya never can tell. ;)
     
  23. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Well I feel hurt now! :)


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  24. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Yes, glad to see him walk away! [​IMG]


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  25. Buck Melanoma

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    Alright ..... if I get slapped around, it's your fault. ;)

    [​IMG]
     
  26. jackfrost

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    See what I mean Bucko !!!!!

    Thanks for that, now I'll be spending the next 6 hours passing that along to starvo's like PUMPKIN and X Man !!!! :cautious:
     
  27. jackfrost

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    You meant the "slapped around" part intentionally, right ?
     
  28. Pumpkin Bolt

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    ;-) oh you bad boy!


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  29. jackfrost

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    Isn't the Net a wonderful invention ? :D
     
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  31. Pumpkin Bolt

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    so Jackie how's the iPad handle you licking the screen? Do they make a waterproof model?


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