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Ode to Chargers Football

Discussion in 'Balboa Park' started by Concudan, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. Concudan

    Concudan Meh... Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 5, 2006
    It twas the day before the first game, and I couldn’t stand the wait.
    I could go fishing, but I didn’t have the bait.

    The new floor, yet to be done was my current chore.
    But my mind kept returning to the pigskin, man I am a football whore.

    The children were set before the boob tube with bliss
    While I passed the floor wondering what was amiss

    Beth was in her jeans, and me in my team shirt
    Kept trying to get things done and keep my mind on work.

    When from channel 212 arose the grand sound,
    Away to the TV I sprang with a bound!

    I sat on the couch, plump and green
    And focused my weary eye on the glowing TV screen.

    What to my tired eyes did appear?
    But an NFL commercial with my team in their new gear!

    There was 56, 17 and 21
    All in white helms, and a spectacular run!

    My pulse then did quicken
    For on my wrist my watch kept tickin

    I knew then without a doubt that football was returning
    Gone was my long off season drought

    Finally I arose with a smile,
    Knowing in my hart it would just be a little while

    Before I could stand and proclaim with a grin
  2. TheLash

    TheLash Well-Known Member

    Aug 8, 2006
    Right On Brother Conc! that made visions of Lombardis dance in my head.:icon_toast:
    speaking of the new commeercial we took the boy to see daddy day camp last night and they ran it before the previews on the big screen and it was awesome! While I was clapping and whistling I heard some faider fan in the back say 'f-ing chargers fan':lol:
  3. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

    Feb 14, 2006
    I would **** in England and I would **** in France but before I would **** here, I would **** my pants.
  4. Concudan

    Concudan Meh... Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 5, 2006
    You have shat in England...
    Indeed you have shat in France.
    You have also shat here...
    You have soiled you pants...

    You have shat, have shat even in your car
    Have shat, Horn blower you are

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