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Order in the Court - Ryan Mathews - Mangina Syndrome?

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by wrbanwal, Sep 25, 2010.

  1. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    Some have suggested Ryan is showing signs of mangina syndrome.

    Yes or no?


    the jury is still out


    :D
     
  2. CoronaDoug

    CoronaDoug Well-Known Member

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    There is no Jury. Only a judge.
     
  3. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    we don't have a judge yet. and the jury took off...:lol:
     
  4. CoronaDoug

    CoronaDoug Well-Known Member

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    The judge will be here a little later... Judge Trumpy! :devil:
     
  5. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Sounds like when you doubted Sproles. Dont you ever get tired of eating crow?

    :lol:
     
  6. Alpenbolt

    Alpenbolt BoltTalker

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    Merriman and Buster are the resident members of the club. They should decide if he is worthy of entry.

    Too early to say he has the syndrome. Monitor and subscribe some meds.
     
  7. Carlsbad_Bolt_Fan

    Carlsbad_Bolt_Fan Well-Known Member

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    The dude has an high ankle sprain. If it was turf toe or a skin rash, then I'd say the mangina syndrome is present.
     
  8. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    sock it to me sock it to me, here come da judge, here come da judge
     
  9. matilack

    matilack Take A Knee McCree!!!

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    He's lucky it wasn't a Ryan Grant injury at that. This is a stupid thread.
     
  10. Bolt-tastic voyage

    Bolt-tastic voyage BoltTalker

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    Did any of you Mangina accusers actually see the play during which Ryan got hurt? It happened right in front of where I was sitting and I knew it wasn't going to end well. You could see dudes pushing him backwards while he was stuck in the pile. I thought his knee was going to be blown out. He had zero control over the situation and we are lucky he'll be back soon cuz he was looking GREAT up until that play.
     
  11. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    Bust.

    Cut him.
     
  12. powayslugger

    powayslugger Feckless Slappy

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    During preseason and the KC game I kept watching Matthews and he would always go down hard while getting tackled. I'd watch his ankles and you'd swear the Chiefs were trying to twist them off. After seeing that I can see why LT was always running toward the sidelines the last two seasons.

    I think the kids tough and he'll bounce back... if not we need to get him some peeny pads.
     
  13. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    YES

    The scent is in the air.

    Mangina Syndrome
     
  14. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    I love how fans who sit at home and watch games from the comfort of their own home love to call someone's manhood into question because he doesn't play through an injury.
     
  15. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    Ryan was caught lying about his injury to of all people....himself ..... "no pain but it is real real real sore"

    Two games

    Two fumbles

    Now a boo-boo

    Now no Ryan.

    The evidence has been weighed and measured.

    Ryan Mathews has been found GUILTY OF MANGINA SYNDROME by this forum.

    Until further notice, Ryan Mathews is a puss.

    PS...Someone needs to re-post the pussonification scale developed for LT a few years ago to help the newbies.
     
  16. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    The high ankle sprain moved "mysteriously" lower.

    This was another bit of evidenced weighed which did not pass the Mangina smell test.

    GUILTY AS CHARGED
     
  17. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    JUDGEMENT RENDERED.

    RYAN MATHEWS WAS FOUND GUILTY OF MANGINA SYNDROME.
     
  18. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    and his sentance?

    I say probation, 1st offense, no pattern of permanent mangina scaring. He could bounce back.

    2 games.
     
  19. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    The sentence could be longer if he played through it.

    Just sayin
     
  20. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    Now for the sentencing .....

    I have to Pee so the judge needs 5 minutes.
     
  21. szarmes

    szarmes I am the Walrus

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    When he said there is no pain it's just real real real sore, he probably meant that there is no constant pain on his ankle when he is doing normal day to day activities but when he runs then it starts to gets sore. I say there is inconclusive evidence and there should be a re-trial in, how about never? This thread is pointless (yet it was very entertaining to read though)
     
  22. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    Request for formal probation : DENIED

    Ryan Matthews is sentenced to the following forum and fan orders:

    Your penance will be to score two TD's in a game without fumbling.

    When this event happens, the MANIGINA DEATH LABEL will be lifted. You will no longer have the stench of MANGINA associated with your name.

    Until then, you are 100% MANGINA (Rhymes with vagina) aka a CERTIFIED PUSS.

    IT IS SO ORDERED BY THIS KANGAROO COURT
     
  23. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    you made a pretty valid point until your contradiction:helm1:
     
  24. szarmes

    szarmes I am the Walrus

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    I stand by what I said. This thread was pointless, yet it was entertaining to read. Pointless because we are comparing Ryan sitting out a game to LT sitting out whenever he was injured when they had different injuries in different circumstances, yet entertaining because Trumpy's logic throughout the whole thread is, how do I put it... absurd yet comical and makes no sense but also makes sense at the same time. Catch my drift?
    A real contradiction would be a skinny sumo wrestler or a screaming mime...
     
  25. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    skinny sumo wrestler or a screaming mime... double entendre

    This thread is pointless (yet it was very entertaining to read though) ... contradiction. the point of the thread IS entertainment.


    :icon_tease:
     
  26. szarmes

    szarmes I am the Walrus

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    :scream: :deadhorse:
     
  27. RM24

    RM24 BoltTalker

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    RM is going to be a stud. Can't judge the guy after 2 games. Just watch. He will show us what he's capable of doing real soon. Get him healthy and I predict he'll have a HUGE game.
     
  28. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    The fact that this thread was obviously meant in jest is why I held back on my posts.
     
  29. bigmike.x.09

    bigmike.x.09 Well-Known Member

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    The verdict is in.

    "We the jury say... Go **** yourselves"

    :D
     
  30. NORV4LIFE

    NORV4LIFE NO MORE NORV!!!!!

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    Mangina why? Because he sprained his ankle? Because NOrv is benching him against crappy teams?
     

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