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OT: Classic smack

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by sdbound, Apr 4, 2008.

  1. sdbound

    sdbound Well-Known Member

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    It's the slow part of the offseason so here is some classic smack posted by a Bengals fan on a Ravens board during the 2001 season. Funny, funny stuff. The replys are great. Enjoy.





    NOW YOUR GET IT PISSPIPES!!!!!!
    Posted by Bengals Rule!

    Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball *****!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Gerbic no the good team snots!Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a *** cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!!






    Way to go, Bengals Rule! Couldn't have typed it better myself. You're right, it was the fubels that did it... 1st place, you got the rite to barg


    Oh no. My brain is going to explode. BEAKSHITS!!!!! I can't handle this constant increase in my vocabulary.


    It's times like this I wish I hadn't chucked my Cincitucky/English dictionary. Oh well, once a pisspipe, always a pisspipe.


    Glad you enjoyed the victory, BR...Your team deserved it...Gotta' give credit where credit is due...Your guys treated us like a bunch of whorehats...


    None of us grillbutts are laughing . . . Congrats BR . . . your boys ruled last week.
    Hockkkkkkk . . right back at ya.


    Well, congrats Bengals Rule! Maybe if our boys hadn't been wearing their shitsocks we would have shown better. That and those carphats seem to cause us problems. Thanks, I need to lean a thign or toooo.


    I needed a good laugh this morning, and BR came through like a champ. I think all us titsticks, pisspipes and grillbutts can lean from this guy. Hockkkkk! (side note: what does braged rarts mean?)


    SRF, don't try to interpret BengalsRule word for word. His team was the league's whipping boy, now they won, now he's happy. Let him enjoy it.
    To answer your question, I think he's trying to say "First you bragged rats..."
    Ok now, I'm finished laughing, so now I'm gonna try to decipher this one:

    "Laugh it now grilbutts."
    He's laughing cuz the Ravens lost, and somehow Cincinnati has a new grill item for tailgating.

    "Who fubled wheres the ball *****!"
    Ravens fumbled and Bengals recovered.

    "Read it and lean dumass."
    Apparently, that new grill item is pretty lean, and he wants us to read something by Dumas? What's the other S for? That stands for sense, and we throw that away.

    "First you braged rarts now we rule it "
    We bragged about first place, now the Bengals are in first.

    "Gerbic no the good team snots!"
    Grbac? Who knows? Perhaps there's a lot of snot on the field after this game?

    "Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!!"
    Bengals rule was someone's beakshit, now he needs a champon (the tampon of champions).

    "Hockkkkkkkk!"
    In addition to having a beakshit, losing snot on the field, and having some kind of menstral cycle, he is now sounds like he's in bad shape.

    "Now you now who beat a *** cause EPSN it fact jack."
    We know who beats an ***, because EPSN, the new porn network (Entertainment, Porn, and Sports Network) showed us the facts.

    "Read it or weap buttlips!"
    Apparently, buttlips has something to do with the *** beating he saw on that same porn channel, EPSN.

    "FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!"
    In addition to the *** beating, there was also some fisting going on. An alas, that was the cause of our fumbling.

    "NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!!"
    And he's not kidding. All that excitement caused him to go home and 'beat it'. I shudder to think what dogs have to do with it.



    The Bengals scored the "moist" points sunday and now they're in "fist" place...lol. let's see..grilbutts, pisspipes, beakshits, buttlips...what will he come up with next, lol


    Bain, You forgot "titsticks", "whorehat", "pisspuffs", and "wiptits".


    Oh my! I have tears running down my face. I really needed this today. Thanks everybody. I was having such a pisspipe day


    I'm from southern Ohio and a Bengals fan, and I've never been more embarrassed by a fellow fan. Please don't hold this against us. Good luck against the Broncos.


    I must admit he spelled grilbutts, beakshits, champons, hockkkkkkkk (just the correct # of k's), buttlips, and fubled correctly. I think ? That is I think he did, if you speak aaaa whatever that is. I have hand written these special words in my dictionary. Thank you BR. Hope you dont mind if I use a few of these new words in my resume.
    Of course i dont need to explain resume...it means when i start work again. I think...
     
  2. EsDee_in_RI

    EsDee_in_RI Well-Known Member

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    That's some great stuff!!!:lol:
     
  3. 400HZ

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    My text msg outbox is usually full of incomprehensible stuff like that with sent times around 3AM.
     
  4. wrbanwal

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    These Youts now days!!


    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  5. Electric Chair

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    Epic bakey drunk'd post!!!!
     
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    Haha .. that was exactly what I was thinking.. :tup:
     
  7. Boltdiehard

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    pisspipe


    :icon_rofl:
     
  8. LV Bolt Fan

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    I miss Bengals Rule. :icon_rofl:
     
  9. -Scar-

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    My Head Almost Exploded Trying To Comprehend That....
     
  10. sdbound

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    Found another post by Bengals Rule! Enjoy.

    Who wiped the asse jailnuts no bicth the great team.Did stabit Ray loss it old Brownshits no the new shitz!Cause Plamer ruled it not teentits.Hockkkkkk! Thats why EPSN the great game our piss! Dont barg it cause were the lead coach not Bitdick.No turdlaps well the frist win your buttzits.Thats the fact jack! Now your cheered it fubleboy got hurt.Whos the dumass sos you drawres bicth! Cause good teams win it not bugsnot.Heres you tubfart no the great coach! No lie dogs beat it!!
     
  11. TBF

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    Classic HOOOCKKKK errr post from the "other" other board SDBound...

    Didn't he have that dumbed upside down tiger avatar?
     
  12. sdbound

    sdbound Well-Known Member

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    No, that was Sprite.
     
  13. BrOnCoS/32/33

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    This guy needs to go back to school or something,I can't understand nothing he types down.I tried to fix his mistakes.
     
  14. Retired Catholic

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    You guys must have led sheltered lives. Can't you recognize Purple Haze when you see it? Might be Orange Wedge, but I doubt it. Definitely not Window Pane or Blotter.
     

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