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Pacman can sing

Discussion in 'American Football' started by MtlBoltsFan, Aug 15, 2007.

  1. MtlBoltsFan

    MtlBoltsFan Jesse Ventura/Howard Stern 2016

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    NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Suspended Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones is not expected to play in the NFL this season, so he keeps looking for new ways to stay busy.

    First there was wrestling, now it's hip-hop.

    His National Street League Records, based in Atlanta, announced Wednesday that Jones will team with producer Spoaty in a duo called Posterboyz with their first single "Let it Shine" being released Aug. 27. The song talks about big money, cars and jewelry.

    This latest venture might cause more problems for Jones with the National Football League. Officials are looking into whether or not the record label's name, National Street League Records, infringes on the league's trademark, NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said.


    :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:
     
  2. Savage Lizard

    Savage Lizard FORMER Charger fan at 7000'

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    A hip hop song that talks about money, cars, and jewelry? That **** is unheard of!
     
  3. PosterFormerlyKnownAsCBF

    PosterFormerlyKnownAsCBF Well-Known Member

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    Why doesn't this surprise me?
     
  4. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    Pac-Man needs to team up with K-Fed to produce the lamest CD ever.
     
  5. Boltdiehard

    Boltdiehard Well-Known Member

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    It's kinda sad because dude is getting pimped for his money by a lot of people that he probably considers friends.
     
  6. exodus

    exodus Well-Known Member

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    I regret opening this thread.
     
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    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    AnteaterRaider Carpe Diem et omni Mundio Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    EMOTIONAL DISTRESS! EMOTIONAL DISTRESS!!!
     
  9. RM24

    RM24 BoltTalker

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    Yeah, real original......:unsure:
     
  10. Retired Catholic

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    There may be a technical problem-getting the mic far enough up his posterior to record the lyrics when he opens his mouth.
     
  11. in_a_days

    in_a_days dgaf

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    Just nit-picking (as usual), but the fact that the guy is releasing a hip-hop album doesn't mean he can sing. :no:
     
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    TBF BoltTalker

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    Where does the line start...? I wanna make sure I'm on the other side of the world when it's released.
     
  13. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    I think I'll release a hip-hop album. First come up with a name. For example, "E-Z C-Sharp". Then it's onto the music itself.

    Should take about an hour or two. Here's the recipe.

    1.) Get a bunch of music samples stolen from various hit songs.
    2.) Play these samples repetitively, accompanied by the appropriate basic bass beat.
    3.) Add in your voice saying the following phrases at various points in the song:

    "Mmmm..... Mmmmm.... Yeah!.... Yeah!"

    "That's it right there! Keep it going now!"

    "Throw your hands up in the air!"

    "Uh Huh! ...... Oh Yeah!"

    "Dat's It..... Dat's It.... Dat's It!"

    "Pump the Bass now! Pump it good!"

    "Turn it out! Turn it out! Turn it out!"


    4.) Add various background sounds of gunfire as desired for maximum market potential.
    5.) Repeat 1-4 for each song.


    For the video version(s) add some scantily clad young women in booty shorts and tank tops, gyrating and rumpshaking like pole dancers. Throw in a few lap dances in the video for awards show consideration. In fact, stage the entire video in a strip club or spring break location for best results.
     

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