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Pg2 New and Notes: AFC WEST.....good stuff

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by Buttmunch, Aug 17, 2007.

  1. Buttmunch

    Buttmunch Well-Known Member

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    From Page2 (ESPN)....funny

    AFC West
    Denver Broncos: Coaches say new Broncos running back Travis Henry has all the tools necessary to thrive in Denver's system. He has legs. And also arms, a torso and a head. The only thing Henry needs to work on are ethical issues over his blockers taking out the knees of his would-be tacklers … Head coach Mike Shanahan has completed his preseason regimen of chemical injections to get his skin to a glowing Broncos Orange … According to numerous media reports, Jay Cutler is the greatest quarterback of all-time.

    Kansas City Chiefs: The Chiefs were featured on HBO's "Hard Knocks" series this preseason, which provided viewers with a behind-the-scenes look at how Kansas City will go about underutilizing Tony Gonzalez this year …:lol: If Brodie Croyle or Damon Huard doesn't work out at quarterback, the Chiefs are said to be interested in signing Joe Montana … Larry Johnson's new contract pays him a $25,000 bonus every time he feels disrespected and is expected to earn him $75 billion over the life of the deal.

    Oakland Raiders: Owner Al Davis is said to be so excited about this season that he purchased a new gold chain for his lady glasses …:icon_rofl: Doctors have diagnosed new head coach Lane Kiffin's mystery ailment as a very severe case of regret … New quarterback Daunte Culpepper was disappointed to arrive in Oakland only to discover Randy Moss had already left.

    San Diego Chargers: Shawne Merriman put an end to his "Lights Out" dance because he felt that sort of display was only fitting under a flashy coach like Marty Schottenheimer … New head coach Norv Turner says conservative play calling will not work in the playoffs if the Chargers somehow make the playoffs with Norv Turner as their head coach.
     
  2. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    that was very very funny :tup:
     
  3. TBF

    TBF BoltTalker

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    On the Broncos...I don't see any problems...SNAFU right?

    Situation Normal, All Fuukked Up

    On Davis...Dead the hell on...What a loser that guy is. I often wonder if he ever asks anyone..."what do you think of this shirt..."

    TBF
     
  4. Buttmunch

    Buttmunch Well-Known Member

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    I kid you not, that guy could double as the crypt keeper himself.
     
  5. Savage Lizard

    Savage Lizard Charger fan at 7000'

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    He's also Count Chocula.
     
  6. TheLash

    TheLash Well-Known Member

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    wow that was some pretty funny stuff:lol:

    And you have to admit Sweatsuit Al does make the league a more interesting place:unsure:
     
  7. Kev

    Kev BoltTalker

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    :)
    You mean like Momar Quadaffi makes Lybia a more interesting place?;)
     
  8. sickswonnyne

    sickswonnyne Well-Known Member

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    Long live Al Davis!!!!


    They'll be garbage as long as he's there. His obsession with track stars moonlighting as wideouts and QBs with a cannon hurts the team.
     
  9. ETicket

    ETicket Well-Known Member

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  10. cranberry

    cranberry BoltTalker

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    ...and it will be really pretty, when Bolts take the lead in the west
    :bolt:
     

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