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Police Blotter

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by Shamrock, Mar 30, 2007.

  1. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    NFL players keep getting into trouble .... and it's time to start tracking them with a thread dedicated to the turds ....

    To get it rolling, here's a new entry from today.

    Bucs' Lionel Gates Charged With Battery on Pregnant Woman

     
  2. Daddy_O

    Daddy_O Well-Known Member

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    I got a little sumpin' for this deuce bag.:icon_evil:
     
  3. HEXEDBOLT

    HEXEDBOLT Don't like it, lump it!!!

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    Dude should be banned from the NFL for life, what a piece of ****.:bolt2:
     
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  4. Boltdiehard

    Boltdiehard Well-Known Member

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    Click- bang. Millions in taxpayer savings.
     
  5. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    I might be willing to understand some of the dumb crap these NFL players do but this guy is a douchebag and deserves to get the crap beaten out of him
     
  6. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    Shammy passed up a prime opportunity to **** with the board with a misleading thread title. :no:

    On a serious note, this guy should be kicked out of the NFL and put into a cell with a large guy named Bubba.
     
  7. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    In retaliatory justice, the pregnant woman should be allowed to take a cheese-grater to his dick'n'ballz.
     
  8. Daddy_O

    Daddy_O Well-Known Member

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    I second that motion. Man Law?:tup:
     
  9. HEXEDBOLT

    HEXEDBOLT Don't like it, lump it!!!

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    I think a carrot peeler would be better justice.:bolt2:
     
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  10. Daddy_O

    Daddy_O Well-Known Member

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    Ammendment to the proposed Man Law: If a Jackazz acosts a pregnant woman, she has the right to utilize any sharp kitchen implement upon his genitailia.:tup:
     
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  11. HEXEDBOLT

    HEXEDBOLT Don't like it, lump it!!!

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    :icon_rofl: Agree it's BT law, let the record show.:icon_toast: :tup:
     
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  12. Daddy_O

    Daddy_O Well-Known Member

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    Should we adopt the Man Law into Bolt Law in it's entirety and issue ammendments as the need arises?

    This may be the best approach so as not to duplicate an existing ordinance.:icon_huh:
     
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  13. When Lightning Strikes

    When Lightning Strikes Well-Known Member

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    Bubba as in In_a_days?? i can imagine him in jail, but he really aint that big!! haha :lol:
     
  14. Boltdiehard

    Boltdiehard Well-Known Member

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    Did I hear someone say Bubba?
     
  15. Zeus

    Zeus BoltTalker

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    This seems like a private conversation involving only a few people.

    Maybe take this to PM since it seemed to have lost the point of the thread which is suppose to be events that happen not what we would do to the people.
     
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  16. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    That's generally what all threads are.

    So we're not allowed to throw in our two cents that's posted on the forum? Why bother posting a thread then? Just make it an ongoing article on the front page, or a sticky closed thread that only mods post in?
     
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  17. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    Just butt in like I do and tell them they are all full of shiiit, then duck. :lol:
     
  18. Zeus

    Zeus BoltTalker

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    NO threads are not generally off topic conversations that have little to do with the point of the thread between 2 or 3 people. Especially when it goes on for pages about what instrument to use on someone's balls.

    The topic is "NFL players keep getting into trouble .... and it's time to start tracking them with a thread dedicated to the turds ....

    To get it rolling, here's a new entry from today."


    Now if you want to talk about what you think you should do to someone's balls then create a topic on this and talk about it for your hearts content.

    However what happend was you turned someone's thread talking about one incident into little side conversation. I just wanted to get the thread back on track, but hey if you want to talk about someone's balls more go ahead.
     
  19. Zeus

    Zeus BoltTalker

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    What do you think I am doing.

    :abq2: :abq2:
     
  20. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    So suggesting what should be done to a guy who beat up a pregnant woman is off the topic of a guy who beat up a pregnant woman? :unsure:

    That's funny, I read "police blotter" with a link to a story about an NFL player being arrested for beating up a pregnant woman. I guess it is a bit perplexing that people would go on to talk about what should happen to that guy.

    But heaven forbid we talk about the story from today?


    So every time I want to throw in my 2 cents on a subject I am supposed to start my own thread? Makes little sense to me.

    I'm wondering why you're getting your panties in a bunch about this when it isn't even your thread. Or do you not like reading about what should happen to guys who beat up pregnant women?

    I hate forum police.
     
  21. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    You tell 'em !!!

    Do you want me to castrate all of their nuts? I'm good at it.
     
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    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    I am surprised no one took the low road and said she and the fetus deserved it.....

    Any takers ? :icon_twisted:
     
  23. chargerlipz

    chargerlipz Leading the league in nose hairs.

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    I was wondering why he didn't kick her in the stomach.
     
  24. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    :lol: - I told one chick (back in the day) I would punch her in her uterus if she resisted my advances (I was playing). :yes:

    She flicked my sack sorta' like flicking a booger off your finger and I went down for the count. :icon_eek:

    Oh man .... that sent shock waves thru at least a few hundred ejaculations. :abq2:
     
  25. chargerlipz

    chargerlipz Leading the league in nose hairs.

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    Ouch!!!
     
  26. TheLash

    TheLash Well-Known Member

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    :icon_toast:
    Man Law:icon_toast:
     
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  27. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    Whoa ...wait a minute. :icon_evil:

    I do not advocate hitting any chick :no: but I just saw Fatal Attraction with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas (again today) and that biitch deserve a bullet between the eyes. :yes:

    How about "Play Misty For Me" with Clint Eastwood? That chick was freaking crazy (if I can not have him then nobody will have "my" man).
     
  28. Kwak

    Kwak ....

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    Razor blade, saltwater and a lamp cord.......
     
  29. nickelbolt

    nickelbolt Fuggedaboutit

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    I know an excellent shoe maker who would be more than happy to customize a pair of concrete sneakers for this POS Bucaneer. :icon_twisted:
     
  30. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Do you have any idea how many posts you coulda padded?? :no: :icon_shrug: :icon_huh:
     

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