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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BOLTS4LIFE, Jun 22, 2008.

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    "There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. " ~ Coach Finstock
     
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    "Buy a hat like this and I bet you get a free bowl of soup...

    ...oh, it looks good on you tough."
     
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    " I'm a zit...get it?" :lol:
     
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    "I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them. "
     
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    Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
     
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    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning... Smells like victory."

    ~Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore, "Apocalypse Now"
     
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    I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna **** with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks... ~ PVT Hudson
     
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    Golf Courses and Cemeteries, the biggest waste of real estate there is.
     
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    "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
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    "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
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    “The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife is wrong” ~ Archie Bunker



    “You can never buy beer, you just rent it.” ~ Archie Bunker
     
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    “I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
     
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    “When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
     
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    "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
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    “All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me - so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.”
    ~Homer Simpson
     
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    “I drink to make other people interesting.”
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    “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.”
    ~Frank Sinatra
     
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    “I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.”
    ~Dave Berry
     
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    A Bills fan on the signing of T.O.

    "Well, as a bills fan, I believe it is time to kill myself."
     
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    Dyslexics our teople two
     
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    "YELL LIKE F***!!!"
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    I like their union motto:


    dyslexics of the untie!
     
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    "Never sit on the toilet while the plunger is still in it."
     
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