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Raiders Suck

Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by Thumper, Apr 6, 2006.

  1. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    And continues.

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  3. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    BUT... He can ALWAY rely on his mother to dress him!!!!

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  4. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    Tough many feel that Raider Demon shouldn't breed. He won't like the results (or with anyone else)!

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  5. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    BUT SOME PEOPLE JUST WON'T LISTEN!!!!
    Welfare does NOT cover Bail Bonds!!

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  6. Lightning's Girl

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    BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!:icon_rofl::hilarious::joke::pointlaugh::lmfao:
     
  7. LT-Express

    LT-Express Bolttalk.com Janitor since 06' Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Lmao, ya we have donned 5 or 6 jersey's or more in that span because we have players that's jersey's are wearable!

    However, a few years back when I went to see the silver and crack and the chargers play I saw poor dumbasses wearing Rich Gannon jersey's that looked like they had been through the ringer.

    Now that may have been because they were poor hopeless pieces of dog ****, or maybe they were just the typical Oaktown fan and dumb enough to still think he was at QB for your team.
     
  8. Carlsbad_Bolt_Fan

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    Jamarcus Russell:
    12/21 61yds 2ints

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    timeless classics for reading while in the crapper


    What do you call a sheep tied to a light-post in Oakland? A recreation center.

    What do you call a Raiders fan with lots of girlfriends? A Shepherd.

    What do you call a Raiders fan with five sheep? A pimp.

    What's the difference between a Raiders fan and a Chimp? Ones hairy, stupid and smells, and the other is a Chimpanzee.

    An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm worried sick - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?" "Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Raiders fans come from?"

    How do you knock out a Raiders fan when he's been drinking? Slam the toilet seat on his head.

    How can you tell a level-headed Raiders fan? He dribbles from both sides of his mouth รถ at the same time.

    Why do Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs? So they aren't mistaken for Oakland women.

    What are silver and black, silver and black, and silver and black? A drunken Raider fan rolling down the bleachers.

    What do Raiders fans and laxatives have in common? Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.

    Two Chargers fans were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies Jose' Sanchez, a good man and a Raiders fan." So, one of the Chargers fans ask the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"

    You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and a Raiders fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Shoot the Raiders fan - twice.

    What do you call a Raiders fan in a suit? The accused.

    "How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?" "It was great!" "Did you visit the Wailing Wall?" "Yes, but I couldn't get anywhere near it for the Raiders fans."

    The Seven Dwarfs are working down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance to the mine and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out of the mine shaft, "The Raiders will win the Super Bowl." Snow White says, "Well at least Dopey's alive."

    What do you call a Raiders fan that does well on an IQ test? A cheat.

    What do you say to a Raiders fan with a job? "I'll have a Big Mac, fries and a coke, please."
     
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    Yes, the radiots suck. :yes:
     
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  12. SDRaiderH8er

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    Its time to get ready!!!!!!!!!!

    This is the best time of the year!

    The Raiders are coming to town!


    I just hope those SOB's know when to shut up!
     
  13. HollywoodLeo

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    Who's it gonna be?

    JuBust or Bruce Gradsklasfdkghsakldfski?
     
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  14. SDRaiderH8er

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    :icon_rofl:
     
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    Jamunchies is more to my liking:icon_rofl:
     
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    Tom Cable said it'll be Jafatcus...er...Jafarcecus...er...#2. :lol:
     
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  17. Holy_Bolt

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    I miss the days when the Raturd fans had balls, and would talk smack! Where have the good old days gone?:lol:

    I tried to go to the Raturd forum to start ****, and I found out my IP address was band...I guess my son beat me to it...Chip off the old block!:icon_rofl:
     
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    OffDaMarkus :lol:
     
  19. SDRaiderH8er

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    If you really want to start some crap over there, ask a Raider fan if he has ever cried after a loss!
     
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    Yes, Boys and Girls, it's THAT time of year again, a tribute to Raider Fan visiting our fair city:





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  22. HollywoodLeo

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    Pete Prisco's power rankings write up on Jokeland about a month ago was pretty funny.

     
  23. Chargers-Superhero

    Chargers-Superhero Just win the Damn SB !!!

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    Pretty much says it all...
     

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  24. Daddy_O

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    The Raiders still suck! :abq1:
     
  25. Holy_Bolt

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    I'm really glad the raturds still suck! 13 in a row...longest winning streak in the NFL!:abq1:
     
  26. SDRaiderH8er

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    I think the Packers have 13 straight against the Rams, and the Patriots have 13 straight over the Bills dont they?
     
  27. HollywoodLeo

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    Going into the season, the longest active streaks against one team was a 3 way tie at 11.

    Chargers over Raiders
    Patriots over Bills
    Steelers over Browns

    The Chargers currently have the longest by themselves now, but that's only because the Steelers and Pats haven't played their respective opponents the 2nd time yet, so they're both at 12 in a row for now.

    The Packers lost to the Rams in 2006.
     
  28. SDRaiderH8er

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    I ran a Google search and that Packers and Rams stat came up, I knew there were 2 other Teams that we were tied with, I just could not remember whose those other teams were.
     
  29. Aruff

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    Haha. I lol at our Raiders pwnage.
     
  30. MONDO.

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    Oh after attending the game; I will give credit where credit is due; your team played decent... but the raiders fans were great!

    I mean really dude; you guys went above and beyond.

    First of all the side of the freeway was impeccable! Great job with the trash picking. Secondly the paisa that washed my car left no water spots! What; wow the wonders of work furlough; yeah boy that's what the commitment to excellence is all about!

    Dude look I am sorry that they don't take your food stamps at hooters; tell you what next time you wash my car; I'll hook you up with my leftovers. Now doesn't that sound nice? Chicken bones and celery for your mouth is a big upgrade from the cockmeat samiches you get fed by your probation officer.

    You can bring up all the stats you want from when you were still a twinkle in a rapists eye; but you know damn well the product davis puts out is a slap in the face to all that have been associated with a once proud and respectable franchise; an absolute joke.

    I have always been and always will be a bolts fan; just as I will always have a higher IQ, credit score, and t-cell count than you and your low rent raider leva peoples.

    Go fall down some stairs failure. FYL.

    Bolts up!
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