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Rep Hos Anon V - Right Here 24/7

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Carrie1219, Jun 22, 2007.

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  1. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    The Pastor

    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it
    won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
    that he entered it in another race, and it won
    again.

    The local paper read:

    PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that
    he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in
    another race.

    The next day, the local paper headline read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered
    the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided
    to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
    following headline the next day:

    NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.

    The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she
    would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it
    to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the paper read

    NUN SELLS *** FOR $10

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered
    the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the
    plains where it could run wild.

    The next day the headlines read

    NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE

    The bishop was buried the next day.

    The moral of the story is....being concerned
    about public opinion can bring you much grief
    and misery...and even shorten your life. So be
    yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about
    everyone else's *** and you'll be a lot happier
    and live longer.
     
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    Morning All:wave:
     
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  5. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Ya, well then why do I feel so tired? and it's dark out... :icon_shrug:

    G'night all... I'm tired... gotta be up early tomorrow.


    :icon_sleep:
     
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  6. BFISA

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    Pads lost 4-3 to the Giants in 11 innings :icon_eek: :icon_sad: :tdown:
     
  7. BFISA

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    Niters y'all!! :)
     
  8. BoltsFanUK

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    Night Carrie:wave:
     
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    Night Toby:wave:
     
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    Thanks to all of you nice people for the rep, especially those who insert such flattering messages. :)

    But my rep is turned off now, so you can concentrate on giving those green bombs to somebody else.

    Have fun repping, it was a pleasure to be included in this enjoyable feature on the Bolt Talk forum. I really mean that. :tup:

    PS. I know some of you are thinking about being a dick and repping me anyways, but it would be REALLY COOL if I could stay at rep power 69. Please respect that. :lol:
     
  11. BFISA

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    Mornin y'all!! :)
     
  12. BFISA

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    All Repped Out!! :)
     
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    A New Holocaust

    Seriously... go Germany!
     
  14. Carrie1219

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    Well, just let us know when you want to get off.......................that number... :lol:
     
  15. Carrie1219

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    Morning Hoes.

    Beautiful day here today.... Oh but I'm going to be sooooooo busy at work today... At least the day will just fly by... :tup:
     
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    morning toby:wave:
     
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    Ok mate..we will..just let us know when you want getting off 69
     
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    Morning carrie:wave:
     
  19. BFISA

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    Today in 1963, President Kennedy made his famous "Ich bin ein Berliner" speech at the Berlin Wall.
     
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    Mornin young'un :wave:
     
  21. BoltsFanUK

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    what a speech that was as well
     
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    Here it is in full


    I am proud to come to this city as the guest of your distinguished Mayor, who has symbolized throughout the world the fighting spirit of West Berlin. And I am proud to visit the Federal Republic with your distinguished Chancellor who for so many years has committed Germany to democracy and freedom and progress, and to come here in the company of my fellow American, General Clay, who has been in this city during its great moments of crisis and will come again if ever needed.
    Two thousand years ago the proudest boast was "civis Romanus sum."
    Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich bin ein Berliner."
    I appreciate my interpreter translating my German!
    There are many people in the world who really don't understand, or say they don't, what is the great issue between the free world and the Communist world. Let them come to Berlin. There are some who say that communism is the wave of the future. Let them come to Berlin. And there are some who say in Europe and elsewhere we can work with the Communists. Let them come to Berlin. And there are even a few who say that it is true that communism is an evil system, but it permits us to make economic progress. Lass' sie nach Berlin kommen. Let them come to Berlin.
    Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect, but we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in, to prevent them from leaving us. I want to say, on behalf of my countrymen, who live many miles away on the other side of the Atlantic, who are far distant from you, that they take the greatest pride that they have been able to share with you, even from a distance, the story of the last 18 years. I know of no town, no city, that has been besieged for 18 years that still lives with the vitality and the force, and the hope and the determination of the city of West Berlin. While the wall is the most obvious and vivid demonstration of the failures of the Communist system, for all the world to see, we take no satisfaction in it, for it is, as your Mayor has said, an offence not only against history but an offence against humanity, separating families, dividing husbands and wives and brothers and sisters, and dividing a people who wish to be joined together.
    What is true of this city is true of Germany--real, lasting peace in Europe can never be assured as long as one German out of four is denied the elementary right of free men, and that is to make a free choice. In 18 years of peace and good faith, this generation of Germans has earned the right to be free, including the right to unite their families and their nation in lasting peace, with good will to all people. You live in a defended island of freedom, but your life is part of the main. So let me ask you as I close, to lift your eyes beyond the dangers of today, to the hopes of tomorrow, beyond the freedom merely of this city of Berlin, or your country of Germany, to the advance of freedom everywhere, beyond the wall to the day of peace with justice, beyond yourselves and ourselves to all mankind.
    Freedom is indivisible, and when one man is enslaved, all are not free. When all are free, then we can look forward to that day when this city will be joined as one and this country and this great Continent of Europe in a peaceful and hopeful globe. When that day finally comes, as it will, the people of West Berlin can take sober satisfaction in the fact that they were in the front lines for almost two decades.
    All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin, and, therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner."
     
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    Hows your day going??
     
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    Y'all behave .... no shootin' newbies while I'm gone .... that means you BDH. :lol:

    I'm off to Abilene and Dallas .... [​IMG]
     
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    Good onya, young'un!!
     
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    Stay safe, Bro!! :)

    Uh...mebbe call ChiefsGal for lunch :icon_eek: :yes:
     
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    Share the roadkill. :yes:
     
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  30. BFISA

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    I've spent mucha the afternoon re-reading the RWA Photochop thread at the UT-

    http://forum.signonsandiego.com/upload/showthread.php?t=57592

    For all that were there during those fun days, I highly recommend going back and seeing somma the most talented photoshop geeks around anywhere again. :yes:

    And if somma y'all have no clue WTF, but wanna belly-laugh for several hours, cue up that thread!! :tup:
     
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