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Rep Hos Anon V - Right Here 24/7

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Carrie1219, Jun 22, 2007.

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  1. chiefsgal

    chiefsgal New Member

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    can someone tell me what is two inches wide, 6 inches long, and drives women wild????:lol:
     
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  2. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    A pocket rocket? :icon_shrug:




    :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:
     
  3. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    I love that thread... Lost alot of those pics I had saved on my old hard drive. Now I use photobucket and need to go back and re capture some of them.

    My favs were BB, Thumper, ABQ and somone else dressed as fat ladies in bathing suits. I liked the one of O as Chloe.... He makes a much better man.... :lol: I like the old geezers in the car pic... I also like Toby in his speedos pic...:icon_mrgreen: Have to go snag those pics if nothing else..... and I won't forget Conc's pink bikini shot.... :lol:
     
  4. BoltsFanUK

    BoltsFanUK Well-Known Member

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    :lol: :lol:
     
  5. BoltsFanUK

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    Padres win 3-2 against the Gnats:abq1: :abq2:
     
  6. BFISA

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    Pads beat the Giants 3-2 in 10 innings!! :yes:

    Go Pads!! :tup: :icon_toast:
     
  7. BFISA

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    foogin dodgers beat the Snakes 6-5 in 10 innings, so they have a 1/2 game lead on the Pads and Snakes in the NL West.
     
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    I believe I was the other "fat lady", getting felt up by the monkey :icon_eek: :icon_sad:
     
  9. BFISA

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    Talk about havinta have a thick skin :icon_eek: :icon_sad:

    But it was all in good fun!! :yes: :tup: :icon_rofl:
     
  10. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Niters y'all :)
     
  11. BFISA

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    Mornin y'all!! :)
     
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  12. BoltsFanUK

    BoltsFanUK Well-Known Member

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    Morning Toby:wave:
     
  13. BFISA

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    All Repped Out!! :)
     
  14. BFISA

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    Mornin young'un :wave:
     
  15. BoltsFanUK

    BoltsFanUK Well-Known Member

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    what you got planning for today??
     
  16. in_a_days

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    thanks for the rep Toby! :icon_toast:
     
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  17. Carrie1219

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    For any pervs out there.

    I was calling Southwest to try to book my flight for Phoenix...

    Off the top of my head I dialed 1 888 I FLY SWA.... (area code is actually 800)

    Well, I got a sex line.... "Feelin' Horny..................."


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  18. BFISA

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    "George Carlin's"
    New Rules For 2007


    New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 or 30 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days—he’s mowing my lawn.

    New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out of a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Caviar?

    New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky little guys!

    New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

    New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

    New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is calle d a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt.

    Now that's flavored water!

    New Rule: Stop screwing around with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his *** will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

    New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from figuring which way to slide my card, entering my PIN number, finding and pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my candy bar.

    New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your butt. And it translates to "chicken with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

    New Rule : Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those celebrities playing poker was just too damned exciting. Maybe they should do something political with the Democratic Party. Oh no wait! They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

    New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

    New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

    New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations and getting out of rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people’s version of looting.

    New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

    New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

    New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying" Do you want fries with that?"
     
  19. BFISA

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    Wait, slow down, lemme get that number :icon_eek: :icon_rofl:
     
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    Pads beat the Giants 4-2 to take the series 2 games to 1!!

    Go Pads!!
     
  21. chiefsgal

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    :lol: NO, a chocolate bar.....:yes:
     
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  22. BFISA

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    Thanx for the Rep goes outta IAD, who turned me 168, and The Lovely Carrie and Alina, Steph and Chiefsgal!! :)

    'Preciate alla y'all :yes: :tup: :icon_toast:
     
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    Answers:
    1. c) The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock
    2. b) Blackboard Jungle
    3. a) Angel
    4. c) Blueberry Hill
    5. a) Mr.. Sandman
    6. c) Sun
    7. b) Charlie Brown
    8. a) Mac Heath
    9. c) Tutti Fruitti
    10. c) Alan Freed
    11. a) Little Richard
    12. c) Annette Funicello
    13. b) Don and Phil
    14. a) Jiles P. Richardson
    15. c) Motown
    16. a) 77 Sunset Strip
    17. b) Sandra Dee
    18. b) The Monotones
     
  24. Carrie1219

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    Oh well, got that one wrong.... :lol:
     
  25. BFISA

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    Niters y'all!! :)
     
  26. Chelsea

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    Hi All!
    Okay, I seriously thought that I had seen and heard just about every bizarre thing known to man during my life. I was wrong! As many of you know my husband Tom unexpectedly gifted our family with a mentally deficient male black Lab puppy a few months ago. The animal has been a nightmare from day one. He took forever to potty train (of course on my watch as Tom works all day). I have a very strong dislike to the smell of dog ****. It is called throwing up when I smell it let alone having to pick it up. The thing's name is Duffy but he comes to the name "little phucker" and/or Dufus. He chewed up three pairs of my Reefs, one pair of really cute black sandals, a few pair of Brendan's shoes, furniture, you name it the little bastard chewed it up. Well, he is also injury/accident prone. He has managed to almost suicide by hanging (collar looped around gate latch), drowning (trying to retrieve a chew toy from the bottom of my pool), hole in his neck ( he can't seem to stop chewing on my 8 yr. Rottie's ears), and today he suffered a pretty bad cut on his chest. Of course, dumb and dumber (Tom and Dufus) were outside. Tom in his anal retentive way trying to kill Morning Glory and Dufus by the pool. Tom hears the little ******* shrieking. He does nothing. Two hours later the lame dog is lying on his back in my family room. Brendan starts shrieking......OMG! Look! Sure enough, the dumb animal has a giant gash on his chest. I ask Tom if we should take him to Vet ER. "No Steph, it doesn't look that bad I will take him to the Vet tomorrow". I go in the office to watch Top Chef. Happen to venture back into the family room and lo and behold! Tom has a surgical unit set up. I swear to God! He has a towel laid out on the floor, white paper towels with peroxide, band-aids, gauze, scissors, NEEDLE AND BROWN SEWING THREAD! This moron is going to STITCH the cut! I flipped out! We are screaming and yelling at each other.....I am saying "What kind of a friggin' psycho stitches up an animal with no anesthesia or anesthetic! Stop it now". This man is nuts! What....does he think he is putting stitches in a phucking stuffed animal or what? Now I am the bad guy. My ten year old is mad at me for calling his Dad a psycho. I tried to explain to the kid that his Dad is not a Vet. I think I got thru to him. Carrie and Chispa know Tom can be a REAL pain. He is a control freak and his way is the only way. He was not going to back down until I became completely unglued. I wonder if he'll figure out who keyed his fully restored '71 Chevelle Black on Black Convertible sitting in my garage?:icon_twisted: :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted:
     
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    what a moron:yes: :yes:
     
  28. KimPossible

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    Steph, have Tom find another home for this dog and get rid of it! It is too much stress on you and it's just like having a baby...an animal should never be a "surprise" and you have ended up the primary care taker...The only reason I tolerate a dog in my house is to keep Allie company while I'm working...the dog is well-trained but sometimes a burden.

    And ignore that idiotic Peterson-loving troll at the UT. Put it on ignore so it can't PM you...there are some nuts out there.

    I hope your day goes better tomorrow and you have a good weekend girl! ;) You better keep Tom away from my house lol...I have sutures, suture trays, suture glue, lidocaine, everything..."just in case" :icon_eek: lol...He'd have a field day!
     
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    Mornin y'all!! :)
     
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    Sorry to hear of your stress, Darlin!! :icon_eek: :icon_sad:
     
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