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RWA---Will work for REP

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Carrie1219, Feb 17, 2009.

  1. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    Just tell him to shut his eyes while he works :icon_rofl:
     
  2. Charger Dave

    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    This one is old, but worth repeating IMO. :D

    TINY CABIN

    A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the Mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.

    Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. 'Anybody home?' she asked.

    'Yep,' came a kid's voice through the door.

    'Is your father there?' asked the social worker.

    'Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,' said the kid.

    'Well, is your mother there?' persisted the social worker.

    'Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,' said the kid.

    'But,' protested the social worker, 'are you never together as a family?'

    'Sure, but not here,' said the kid through the door. 'This is the Outhouse!'


    (Government workers are so smart)

    ~~~

    Page load times on here have become extreme - yesterday was bad, but today is terrible. "Waiting for www.bolttalk.net...." and "Transferring data from top100footballsites.com...." may be OK for some, but at my age I simply don't have that much time left to waste looking at them. A shame. IMO.

    Edited: No sooner do I type that than it starts responding like it should again. What the HELL is going on with bolttalk's provider?
     
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  3. Thumper

    Thumper WHS

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    Sorry Dave. They are doing some work on the server grid right now. They will be doing work tonight as well, but I'm told it will not affect the website, so I didn't post it.
     
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  4. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    The first spring daffodil sprouted in my flower garden today. My DIL and I pulled in the driveway... I was so excited that I started going. Oh, oh, oh, and then pointed in that direction... I couldn't get the words out... Freaked out DIL... She thought I saw something horrible or something. :lol:

    :icon_shrug:
     
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  5. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    OK Reps at 11 for:

    Gramps
    Thumper
    and anyone else in the high 900s

    Gotta get them all past 1K. We really gotta get that reppin going again.
     
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  6. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Oh Geez. I bought that "Smooth Away" stuff that you see on TV... stuff is supposed to smooth away unwanted hair, effortlessly.

    My review. Don't throw away your razors, girls. It saves no time at all, but it does make the area slightly smoother than the areas shaved with a razor. For me, not worth the $10 I spent on it. :tdown:
     
  7. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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  8. rexy2006

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    It's midnight and all's well.

    Do you know where your favorite ho is?:icon_shrug:
     
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  12. Carrie1219

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    Well I'm starting to get better at this juicing. After a very very tart drink the other morning that had me scrambling to add many fresh grapes, I made a better tasting juice this morning... (Still need to get that juicing book)

    2 large oranges
    1/2 grapefruit
    1/4 lemon
    1/4 lime

    Just the right amount of tart. :tup:

    Oh Gawd... Where's the Vodka? :icon_rofl:
     
  13. Carrie1219

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    Hmm, wonder if anyone has tried apples and carrots together... Hmm might be good.

    I was thinking of making a Bloody Mary type drink. Tomatoes, celery, parsley or other spices.... Might need some Vodka for that one too. :icon_eek:
     
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  15. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Or a B.O.B. :icon_mrgreen:
     
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    True dat.:yes:
     
  18. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Cell phone numbers are supposed to go public next month. I just called 888-382-1222 to have my cell phone number blocked from telemarketers.

    You can register your phone as a do not call phone online:

    https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx

    http://www.privacycorps.com/pages/faq.htm

    Oh I found a new neat feature on whitepages.com a few weeks ago. You can sign up as a member to the site and send emails and texts to other people who are members and you don't have to know their email or cell phone number. Tried it out on my neighbor... Works well. Pretty cool.
     
  19. rexy2006

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    Hmmm, thanks for the awesome tips! :tup:
     
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  20. SDRaiderH8er

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    V-8 makes one of the better Bloody Mary Mix's
     
  21. Carrie1219

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    Thanks Thump! (They lied :D). Nice and "snappy" today though. :tup:
     
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    Chinese Jerry is one bad mother****er.
     
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  24. PhilipRivers#1

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    Howdy Hoes !!! :icon_tease::abq1:
     
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  25. Carrie1219

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    Hi PRN. :wave:
     
  26. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    PRN........cute, Carrie!

    Of course you & I are probably the only ones here who know what those letters stand for.

    For the uninitiated: PRN is a medical acronym for pro re nata, which is Latin for "as needed". IOW, take two Percocet every 4 hours PRN for back pain (just don't wash 'em down with a beer, or you'll get more pain control than you bargained for!).

    And that's the lesson for today. LOL
     
  27. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Not so fast, my friend :icon_eek: :icon_sad: :no:
     
  28. wrbanwal

    wrbanwal Well-Known Member

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    yeah!!!


    what he said!
     
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  29. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    PRN is actually an acronym for PORN!! :abq2:
     
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    OK...........ya learn something new every day!
     

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