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San Diego County Issues Health Warning!!!

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by matilack, Sep 11, 2016.

  1. matilack

    matilack Take A Knee McCree!!!

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    It has come to our attention through various choicely worded emails that the team referring to themselves as the San Diego Chargers, did not leave for Los Angeles this March as was previously expected. As a result local emergency responders are reacting to a sudden spike in reports of domestic disturbance; such as sudden loud screaming coming from nearby homes, TV remotes flying into the street, and even a few children playing outside after getting kicked out of the house.

    "They just looked so lost." Says Mary Stephens of El Cajon. "One of them kept trying to plug an IPad into a jungle gym."

    It is important to remember that these weak kneed imposters have always sucked, and that we have all been through this before. However should you experience any of the following medical conditions, please contact your physician (or a psychiatrist) as soon as possible.

    • Extreme heart palpitations
    • Fits of incoherent rage
    • Fits of incoherent laughter, resulting in the urge to watch an Anne Heche movie.
    • A swelling of the hands or feet referred to as Hot Dog Fingers
    • Staring at a fork for a really really long time while standing next to a light socket
    • Uncontrollable impulse to run around the block collecting all your neighbors visors and then burning them in effigy.

    Thank you, God Bless, and Stay Safe during these trying times.
     
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  2. ThunderHorse17

    ThunderHorse17 Lone Wolf

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    What if you feel like starting up the push mower and proping it up with a stick, then lay down and pull the stick out?
     
  3. matilack

    matilack Take A Knee McCree!!!

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    This is a serious health matter my goodman. :coffee:
     
  4. ThunderHorse17

    ThunderHorse17 Lone Wolf

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    Glad that's not me then.

    Still congested as hell.

    That might clear out the sinuses at least.
     

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