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Sign the Declaration of Rep Ho's

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DefenseWins, Aug 7, 2007.

  1. DefenseWins

    DefenseWins Well-Known Member

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    When in the Course of Ho events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the rock bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Rep and of Rep Ho's entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of other Ho's requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the new thread.

    We hold these truths to be worth BoltBucks, that all Rep Ho's are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty from Mods and the pursuit of Rep Ho Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Forums are instituted among Ho's, deriving their just powers from the consent of the reppers, — That whenever any Forum of Ho's becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Rep Ho's to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Rep Ho Thread, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its Rep powers in such a forum, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Rep and BoltBuck Account. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Forums long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that Rep Ho's are more disposed to post, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forums to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of posts and BoltBuck theft, pursuing invariably the same Rep evinces a design to reduce Rep them under absolute Nepotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Moderators, and to provide new Mods for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Threads; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Rep. The history of the present King of Mods is a history of repeated Red Bombs and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these Forums. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

    He has refused our Right to Rep, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

    He has forbidden his Mods to distribute BoltBucks of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to give up the BoltBucks.

    He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large BoltBuck accounts, unless those people would relinquish the right of Rep in the Forum, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

    He has called together Mod bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Bolt Brothers and Sisters, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his BoltBuck Easter Egg Hunts.

    He has dissolved Threads of Rep Ho's repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on their BoltBuck accounts.
    He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause BoltBucks to be given away freely, whereby the Mod Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the Rep Ho's at large for their exercise; the Forum remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

    He has endeavoured to prevent the Ho's of these Forums; for that purpose obstructing the Accumulation of BoltBucks; refusing to pass Rep onto others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of BoltBucks.

    He has obstructed the Administration of Rep by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Repping Powers.

    He has made Rep Ho's dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their Rep, and the amount and payment of their BoltBucks.

    He has erected a multitude of New Threads, and sent hither swarms of Mods to harass our people and eat out their BoltBuck accounts.

    He has kept among us, in times of Player Adoptions, Standing BoltBuck Hunts without the Consent of our members.
    He has affected to render the Mods independent of and superior to the Power of Rep.

    He has combined with others to subject us to a munchies foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our stomachs; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Indigestion:

    For quartering large bodies of Mods among us:

    For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any BoltBuck theft which they should commit on the Rep Ho's of these Forums:

    For cutting off our BoltBuck Trade with all parts of the forum:

    For imposing BoltBuck Taxes on us without our Consent:

    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Player Adoptions:

    For transporting us beyond our Threads to be tried for pretended offences:

    For abolishing the free System of Rep Laws in a neighbouring SubForum, establishing therein an Arbitrary Rep System, and enlarging its BoltCash Reserves so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Forums

    For taking away our Chatters, abolishing our most valuable Rep Laws and altering fundamentally the Forums of our Ho's:

    For suspending our own Player Adoptions, and declaring themselves invested with power to adopt for us in all cases whatsoever.

    He has abdicated Forum Rules here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging Ho War against us.

    He has plundered our BoltBucks, ravaged our Women, burnt our doobies, and destroyed the lives of our people.

    He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mods to compleat the works of Red Bombs, Rep reduction, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head Mod of an civilized forum.

    He has constrained our fellow Rep Ho's taken Captive on the high Threads to bear Arms against their Country, to become the banners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Posts.

    He has excited domestic erections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our bedrooms, the merciless Mod Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

    In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for more BoltBucks in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated EasterEgg Hunts. A Mod, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free Rep Ho's.

    Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Moderator brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our posts and threads. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of the Mods, Enemies in BoltBuck Acquisition, in Peace Friends.

    We, therefore, the Representatives of the united Rep Ho's of BoltTalk, in General Threads, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Ho of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good Rep Ho's of these Forums, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Ho's are, and of Right ought to get Free and Independent BoltBuck Accounts, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Mods, and that all forum connection between them and the State of Mods, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent Rep Ho's, they have full Power to levy Rep, conclude BoltBuck contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Rep Ho's may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Chocolate, we mutually pledge to each other our Rep, our BoltBucks and our sacred Ho-ness.

    Signed,
     
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  2. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    I guess DW wants to adopt LT.

    So the competition is on with PL and DW.

    Who is going to be LT's adpted parent.

    We will see, we will see.
     
  3. BoltsFanUK

    BoltsFanUK Well-Known Member

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    and everybody helped you get Gates back TT:tup: :tup:
     
  4. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    I have to help both PL and DW get LT... This is going to be kind of awkward... :eek:
     
  5. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    Carrie you are going to be burnt out before you know it with all these adoptions. :icon_eyes:

    You will never get any sleep. Carrie will be the human stork helping with the delivery of all the adoptions.:eek:
     
  6. PowderLove

    PowderLove Former Mod, Current Slacker

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    We both got hosed
     
  7. Kev

    Kev BoltTalker

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    :)

    Howdy. Not a rep-ho, but I just wanted to pop in and say bravo DW for getting the un in unalienable right. Can't believe how many people say inalienable when they parrot that document.

    :tup:
     
  8. BoltsFanUK

    BoltsFanUK Well-Known Member

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    DB got LT anyway
     
  9. DefenseWins

    DefenseWins Well-Known Member

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    :lol: Just help PL Carrie... I was just curious about how many BBs one acquired for starting a new thread with a monster post, and decided to have a LittLe fun with it.:lol: Any adoptions by me won't be of players:innocent:
     
  10. DefenseWins

    DefenseWins Well-Known Member

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    Sorry to hear you were hosed PL:icon_eek: ... bet they used cold water too :lol:
     
  11. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Loved your "declaration" DW... and would like to suggest that we get back to finding our sense of humor... cause that is one thing that this group does not lack.... I tell ya!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  12. DefenseWins

    DefenseWins Well-Known Member

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    *Bows*:lol:

    Thanks bro... kind of disliked using that document, but figured if I was going to, should at least do it right.:icon_toast:

    Not really a Rep Ho... just a Silly Ho:yes: :lol:
     
  13. Kev

    Kev BoltTalker

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    :)
    No problem. Now if there was just some way to get Americans to start pronouncing kudos correctly... :unsure:


    (look it up!):lol:
     
  14. DefenseWins

    DefenseWins Well-Known Member

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    Why thank you kindly Mam:yes: Bet you didn't read the whole thing tho:icon_tease:

    Hmmm... a scavenger hunt for humour, eh? I'm in!:icon_toast:

    *dons his wabbit hunting koes*
    :lol:
     
  15. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    A person is supposed to say kudos like this:

    Kyoudoes

    I had to spell it out kind of the way it is to be said. :yes: :lol: :flag:
     
  16. DefenseWins

    DefenseWins Well-Known Member

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    I kudos to da store, but my kaw is at da bawlpawk at hawvud yawd:icon_tease:

    (I know the correct pronunciation... but can't for the life of me resolve a butchered version... it be kudo:cool2: :lol: )
     
  17. Kev

    Kev BoltTalker

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    :)
    My Webster's gives the primary pronunciation as kyoo-doss. The only place I've ever heard it pronounced other than Koo-doze is when I listen to the BBC World Service. ;)
     
  18. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Well, uh, actually I didn't read the whole thing... Did I agree to anything I shouldn't have? :eek:


    :icon_tease: :lol:
     
  19. rexy2006

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    blah blah blah:tup:

    yada yada yada:tup:

    yakity yakity yak:icon_shrug:


    ________________sign here:icon_twisted:
     
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  20. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    I read the damn thing and about laughed my *** off.

    Wildly creative---I love it!!
     
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  21. super_deluxe

    super_deluxe World Class

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    Signed, super_deluxe!!!!!!!!!
     
  22. DefenseWins

    DefenseWins Well-Known Member

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    ............[​IMG]


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    Signed [​IMG]


    :icon_tease: ​
     
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  23. Carrie1219

    Carrie1219 Banned Banned

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    Let's see who we have there. DW, PL, Kev, CD, TT....
     
  24. DefenseWins

    DefenseWins Well-Known Member

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    :icon_eek:

    :icon_huh: Hmmm.... a new diet fad:yes:

    :icon_toast:
    :lol: So where are my BoltBucks baby??:lol:
     
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    M:icon_eek: ned 5 times over! Ooooo, DW, you are pushin it! Y'all needs a spankin!
     
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    rexy2006 Well-Known Member

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    I want, I want.

    Gimme, gimmee, gimmee.

    Take, take, take.

    What is with these rookies? Sheesh.:lol: :icon_tease:
     
  27. DefenseWins

    DefenseWins Well-Known Member

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    I'm not pushing it:no: You're pulling it:yes:
    If you can guess which one is mine....
    :icon_tease:
     
  28. DefenseWins

    DefenseWins Well-Known Member

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    :unsure: Jeesh... give a girl the moon and all she does is complain:icon_shrug:

    ...and to think I was gonna let you have a bunch of BoltBucks:glare:

    I tell ya, it's enough to drive a man to drink....
    [​IMG]

    ....:lol:
     

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