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Stupid football quotes

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by sdbound, Feb 3, 2010.

  1. sdbound

    sdbound Well-Known Member

    Jul 21, 2006
    In honor of Joey Porter's, "The gloves is off" quote.

    "I'm the football coach around here and don't you remember it."
    -Coach Pete Bill Peterson

    "You guys line up alphabetically by height."
    -Coach Pete Bill Peterson

    "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
    -Coach Pete Bill Peterson

    "I used to have this slight speech implement and couldn't remember things before I took the Sam Carnegie course."
    -Coach Pete Bill Peterson

    "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
    -Coach Pete Bill Peterson

    "Just remember the words of Patrick Henry - 'Kill me or let me live.'"
    -Coach Pete Bill Peterson

    "The greatest thing just happened to me. I just got indicted into the Florida Sports Hall of Fame. They had a standing observation for me."
    -Coach Pete Bill Peterson

    "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
    -Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins, 1991

    "I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it."
    -Football coach Ray Malavasi

    "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
    -Former football player/announcer Terry Bradshaw

    "I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers... I mean Chargers."
    -Bill Belichick

    "We're not attempting to circumcise rules."
    -Bill Cowher, Pittsburgh Steelers coach

    It isn't like I came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids."
    -Former Indianapolis Colts coach Ron Meyer

    "Defensively, I think it's important for us to tackle."
    -Karl Mecklenburg, Denver Broncos linebacker, before Super Bowl XXIV.

    "I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating."
    -Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G.M., when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs, 1986

    "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
    -Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:

    "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
    -New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers

    "He's the about the size of a lot of guys that size."
    -Offensive coordinator Gary Crowton, on QB Cade McNown

    "I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that."
    -Jerry Rice.

    "I don't think this is an example of life and limb being at risk. I like the fact that our fans care."
    -Cleveland Browns president Carmen Policy, after ten Cleveland fans were arrested for throwing bottles onto the field to protest the overturning of a game-deciding call by replay.

    "Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States."
    -Football analyst Lee Corso

    "We've got to find a way to win. I'm willing to start cheating."
    -New England tight end Marv Cook.

    "I'm really happy for Coach Cooper and the guy who've been around here for six or seven years, especially our seniors."
    -Ohio State quarterback Bob Hoying, after winning a Big Ten title.

    "The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed."
    -Mike Ditka on quarterback Jim McMahon's surgery.

    "The NFL, like life, is full of idiots."
    -Randy Cross, football color commentator.

    "Most of my clich├ęs aren't original."
    -Chuck Knox, when he coached the Rams.
  2. RM24

    RM24 BoltTalker

    Jul 27, 2007
    Those are great man. And how Joe Namaths contribution:

    While he was color analyst for MNF a long time ago:

    "I think if the other team can just score more points in the 2nd half, they'll win."

    Very insightful there Joe.....:icon_huh:
  3. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

    Mar 5, 2006
    How 'bout
    "If you want to crown them, then crown their asses!"
  4. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

    Mar 13, 2006
    Bill Peterson was good for a lot of em, I see. :lol:

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