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The Alphabits Prohecy and Schottenheimer

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by mapcap55, Jan 18, 2007.

  1. mapcap55

    mapcap55 BoltTalker

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    The Alphabits Prophecy and Schottenheimer

    Strange thing happened to me this morning that has changed my whole outlook on Marty Schottenheimer.

    I have been a proud member of the fire Marty club since the loss to new england, I was convinced that the guy was just never gonna shake his playoff misery. I had not heard any news of whether or not he was fired as of the time I woke up today because yesterday was my wife's birthday an we were out to dinner with some friends late. I came down for breakfast this morning and found that I was out of Rasin Bran so I went for the grandkids Alphabits. I filled the bowl and poured on some milk and, just as I was about to spoon some cereal out I noticed that some of the letters had floated together to form the line NYMFFGHSBR.

    I was panic stricken, what if Marty had been fired and re-hired by someone like pittsburgh or miami. I finished my breakfast and sped off to work where I went online and found the good news; the Chargers had retained Marty as head coach, so the Alphabits prophecy would work in the Chargers favor because it is plain to see that my cereal was trying to tell me:

    Next Year Marty Freakin' Finally Gets His Super Bowl Ring...:icon_shrug:
     
  2. Kitsune-udon

    Kitsune-udon BoltTalker

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    The Alphabits Prophecy and Schottenheimer

    I believe Nostradamus has a quatrain about Marty getting a SB Ring
     
  3. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    I agree with the Fox

    (that's Kitsune)
     
  4. mapcap55

    mapcap55 BoltTalker

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  5. Ride The Lightning

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    Are you sure it didn't read:

    Marty Finally Getting His Super Bowl Ring? Forget Next Year

    I'm just saying.
     
  6. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    Although I did not click on that link, it shows where it is directed.

    If it is not posted here, it ain't worth ****. :yes: :abq2: :helm1: :bolt2:
     
  7. exodus

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    More prophecys? Open the books. Consult the stars.
     
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    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    Shoot for the moon and if you miss you will land amongst the stars. :helm1:
     
  9. HollywoodLeo

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    The letters weren't in that order.
     
  10. exodus

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    How do you do it man? I have only been a fan like 1/4 as long as you and I'm so frustrated. How do you keep it going year after year? I seek wisdom and offer sacrifice!
     
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    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    You just do it because of whatever reason you started rooting for this team and you do not let up. :bolt2:

    It is like a pitbull latched onto a bone. There is alot of growling and kicking up **** all over the place and in the end, we are all standing around those tailgaters having a good time because it is all about the experience and the quality of the journey getting there.

    Now I sound like some ghey Tony Robbin's poet. :lol:
     
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    He drinks a lot and plays his trumpet .. :tup:

    :icon_toast:
     
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    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    Also being a medical weed patient helps take the edge off ... mostly. :rockout: :abq2: :nana_rasta: :icon_high: :icon_eyes: :football:
     
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    Nice .. :abq2:
     
  15. exodus

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    Well I will have to make it a point to get to one of your tailgaters next year.:tup:
     
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    I have a feeling I'll be joining you a bit more often next season to take the edge off and to keep me in the stands and not jumping onto the field to punch the HC out.
     
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    The only thing holding you back is the air beween us so .... :abq2:
     
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    Once you set foot in the Temple of the Bolt you will forever be a changed man and become a true believer. All are wolcomed at the Temple, find a pew and find a brew and worship with all your fellow borthers and sister and you too shall be enlightened.

    All hail the sound of trumpets and the cheers of believers in the Temple of the Bolt.
     
  19. exodus

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    Cults are fun!
     
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    Trumpy = David Koresh

    :lol:
     
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    It is a hedonistic lifestyle complete with everyone wearing Chargers gear. I like to think of it as debauchery with your clothes on and the game is icing on the cake.

    He who passes out first wins and loses.....it is a tough gig to follow but once you have mastered the fine art, **** homie, tis all good.

    Long live TIVO.
     
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    You do not know the amount of times I have heard .... "I wanted to meet you and to see if you were really that fuc-ked up in the head.....and you are"

    ......and the bastards come back for more. :lol: :abq2: :

    Who is the prophet ? :abq2: :nana_rasta: :bow: :elephant: :elephant: :elephant: :lama
     
  23. Daddy_O

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    Actually, you will be in a high orbit around the earth or stuck in an asteroid belt. The stars are much futher away.:icon_rofl:
     

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