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The continuing saga of the RWAs-the beat goes on-

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.

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  1. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Do an of them flash their tatas at you, with bot pasties?

    If so I may have to re-rule on this situation...:lol: :icon_tease:
     
  2. Buck Melanoma

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    No pasties - and only the hawt ones. :icon_banana:
     
  3. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Bolt temporary or non temporary tattoos at least? :icon_sad:
     
  4. BFISA

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    Mornin y'all!! :)
     
  5. Buck Melanoma

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    I'll get some to throw to the crowd!!!! :icon_rofl:
     
  6. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Proof that Men Have Better Friends

    Friendship among Women:
    A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

    Friendship among Men:
    A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
     
  7. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    A crusty old biker, with bugs in his teeth, on a summer ride in the
    country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
    reads:



    CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

    HAND JOB: $1000.00




    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
    and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks
    to a meager looking group of farmers.




    'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'




    'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who
    gives the hand-jobs?'




    'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'




    The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.'
     
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    Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2008, it will begin offering customers a new discount item... Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

    The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price -- in the $2 to $5 range.

    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but, 'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville.

    'However, branding will be very important.' Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc
    9. White Trashfindel
    8. Big Red Gulp
    7. World Championship Riesling
    6. NASCARbernet
    5. Chef Boyardeaux
    4. Peanut Noir
    3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
    2. Grape Expectations
    1. Nasti Spumante

    The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either Whitemeat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
     
  9. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    All Repped Out!! :)
     
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  10. Buck Melanoma

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    Me, too. :tdown:
     
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    My fave is definitely Nasti Spumante. :hilarious:

    It will probably be displayed right next to that other repulsive libation, 2-Buck Chuck. We affectionately call it 2-Buck UpChuck. I cant drink the stuff.
     
  12. BFISA

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    Sounds like Mad Dog :icon_eek: :tdown:
     
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    Hey!

    What a coincidink. I just got a package delivered!
     
  14. BFISA

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    That ****'ll make ya take back stuff ya ain't stole yet :icon_eek: :no: :icon_sad: :tdown:
     
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    :huh:

    One: good:yes:
    Other: not so good:no:
     
  16. BFISA

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    We may be talking about different essences. I speak of MD 20-20 (affectionately known as Mad Dog). It's a Mogen-David product, which oughtta tell ya summpm.

    I've spent much of my earlier praying over the porcelain god after consuming that particular product. :icon_eek: :tdown: :icon_evil:
     
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    You so silly.

    Im talking about the jerseys!

    I will call you.
     
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    I'm gonna get me some of that White Trashfindel and Nascarbernet. :tup:
     
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    Reffed (sideline) 2 games today back to back. Great workout... Got sun burnt though...
     
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    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS

    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

    The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

    Eight,' the boy replied.


    The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

    The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.'
     
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    :lol: :tup:
     
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    Where's that :dOH: smilie?? :icon_eek: :unsure: :icon_huh:
     
  24. BFISA

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    This'un'll do [​IMG]

    :yes: :tup:
     
  25. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself! Stop hittin yerself!
     
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    I know, it feels good when I stop :icon_eek:
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    That could sound sooooo wrong! [​IMG]
     
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    The Banana Test

    There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

    They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

    Who do you guess will win?

    Your answer will reflect your personality.

    So think carefully . . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.

    Got your answer?

    Now scroll down to see the analysis.

    If your answer is:
    Lion = you're dull.
    Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
    Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
    Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.






    A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
     
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    The Moped

    An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

    The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

    The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

    "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

    "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.

    The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

    "No problem," replies the doctor.

    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"

    Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.

    Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!

    He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !

    Something whips by him going much faster!

    "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?" the doctor asks himself.

    He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.

    Then, up ah ead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!

    Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until he looked in his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN !

    Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

    Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

    Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
    The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably The old man is still alive.

    He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?"

    The old man whispers,
    "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."
     
  30. BFISA

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    That's for when you need glasses :yes: :icon_tease: :icon_party:
     
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