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The continuing saga of the RWAs-the beat goes on-

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.

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  1. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Hey Sweet Thang!! :) :wave:
     
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    Actual bumper stickers found on cars and trucks!

    Constipated People Don't Give A ****.

    Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

    If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.

    Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

    If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

    Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

    If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

    My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

    Thank You For Pot Smoking.

    To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.

    If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else ... And Seek Counseling.

    Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

    If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

    Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.

    It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

    If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My ***.

    You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

    The Earth Is Full --- Go Home.

    I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.

    This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.

    So Many Pedestrians --- So Little Time.

    Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

    If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

    The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.

    Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

    Illiterate? Write For Help.

    Honk If Anything Falls Off.

    Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

    He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.

    I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

    You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

    I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

    Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand Basket?

    It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now.

    I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.

    If You Can Read This, The ***** Fell Off.
    [Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest].

    If Sex Is A Pain In The ***, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

    Fight Crime --- Shoot Back!

    If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over.
    [Seen upside Down, On A Jeep]

    Remember Folks --- Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

    Guys --- No Shirt, No Service; Gals --- No Shirt, No Charge.
    [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]

    If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba the Hut?

    Necrophillia --- That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

    Ax Me 'bout Ebonics.

    Body By Nautilus --- Brain By Mattel.

    Boldly Going Nowhere.

    Cat --- The Other White Meat.

    Caution --- Driver Legally Blonde!

    Don't Be Sexist --- Broads Hate That.

    Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

    Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

    How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

    If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

    Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.

    Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
     
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    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

    This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

    The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

    The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko De Mayo.

    WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?
     
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    Yea, there was a bunch of pottery **** outside.

    Desert Center, AZ is off of I-10, the place was creepy. It looked like the residents just got up and left.
     
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    Catholic Shampoo

    While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer.

    The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.

    The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.

    The cashier had a surprised look, so the nun said, 'This is for washing our hair.'

    Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.

    'The curlers are on me.'
     
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    A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

    He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

    With his skin already starting to blister and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

    The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor'?

    The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs'
     
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    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    Now that there is flat out funny I don't care WHO ya are! :tup:
     
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    I've been thinking about getting into pilates.

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    Huh .... just doesn't ring a bell, and I've been on that road 100's of times. Do you remember where it is on I-10?
     
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    I-10 and 177????
     
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    Did I already post todays reason to drink?
     
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    *hic* no
     
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    Have I exposed to this thread some cleavage yet?
     
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    boobies !!!

    Let's see 'em ....
     
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    Spurs beat the Hornets in Game 6, 99-80!!

    On to New Orleans!!

    Go Spurs Go!!
     
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    Toby, look what MTL made. :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

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    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    All Repped Out!! :)
     
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    Nice pic of you, who's that nasty assed lookin fool next to ya :icon_shrug: :tdown:
     
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    I think YOU look good. I never like my own pictures.

    That was taken at the Marriott... where we all stayed in SF. :icon_toast:
     
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    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Yup, I recall that :icon_toast:
     
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    My house isn't even on the market yet and I have two neighbors that want to buy it...

    I'm deciding if I should just take less money and sell as is or try to make more money by fixining it up a little bit more.

    I'm kind of thinking... sell as is... :icon_banana:
     
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    Hay, I just learned about some natural gas cars last night. Natural gas is going for 63 cents a gallon in Utah... One of the cheapest rates in the country from what I'm told.

    Can any car be converted to a natural gas car or do you actually have to buy such a car?

    I know the Honda Civic is making them... Might be worth trading in my 2006 Hyundai, which is paid off... As the payments on the car might be less than the cost of regular gas over 10 years.
     
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    I'm bummed... Thought the "Sex and the City" movie opened tonight.. but it's not for two more weeks. :tdown:
     
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    Yeah you should be able to convert your car, Over in the UK LPG or Liquid petroleum gas is about 41p a litre and its the cheapest fuel in the UK right now and you can convert a petrol or gas car to take this as a fuel
     
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    I'll have to check into it BFUK..
     
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    I just found 10 20s hidden under a pile on my desk... :icon_mrgreen:
     
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    Mornin', everybody!
     
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