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The continuing saga of the RWAs-the beat goes on-

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.

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  1. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    I've been considering it myself :icon_shrug:
     
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    You can pick up forms in just about any office supply store.

    Well, night folks... I'm off to watch some TV for a while. :wave:
     
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    Michael Vick Breaks Out Of Jail, Gains 4,000 Lbs., Joins Packers


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    Reader Andrew T. points us to obscure second year d-lineman Alfred Malone, who recently joined the Packers. Something about Alfred looks awfully familiar. Even suspicious. As flubby noted, Alfred Malone is an even worse pseudonym than Ron Mexico. Sounds like a shotgun-toting Irish nightwatchman.

    Still an improvement over Favre, though.
     
  4. BFISA

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    Niters y'all!! :)
     
  5. BFISA

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    Mornin y'all!! :)
     
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    Colonoscopies are no joke,

    comments during the exam you might want to try


    1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

    2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

    3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
    4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

    5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'

    6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

    7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

    8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

    9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

    10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

    11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

    12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'





    13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'



    :icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:
     
  7. BFISA

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    :icon_eek: :icon_rofl: :tup:

    Now, get thee to your General Surgeon and git'r'done!! :yes:
     
  8. BFISA

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    The cost of gasoline in

    Oslo $ 6.82
    Hong Kong 6.25
    Brussels 6.16
    London 5.96
    Rome 5.80
    Tokyo 5.25
    Sao Paulo 4.42
    New Delhi 3.71
    Sidney 3.42
    Johannesburg 3.39
    Buenes Aires 2.09
    Riyadh 0.91
    Kuwait 0.78
    Caracas 0.12

    When I was in Riyadh 84-86, it was only 0.33 :icon_eek:
     
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    Guys. Tomorrow is SDC's birthday. We need to start him a thread and really roast him. :icon_mrgreen:
     
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  11. BFISA

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    Spurs lead the Clips 48-44 at halftime.

    I didn't goadda the game cuz the guy I was goin with came down with the crud and didn't wanna go by myself :icon_sad:
     
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    'I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. ...'

    We're not really gonna roast him, are we?
     
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    Payback is a *****.

    :icon_eek:
     
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    Let's not tease him too much...it's not easy turning 80. Plus he has the spelling issues.

    I feel sorry for him, really.
     
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    Nah, he's too mean... he'd prolly taste terrible. :icon_tease: :lol:
     
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    Indian Mating Season

    Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. ”Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

    The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. “Was the other Indian crazy or what?” The Indian replied “No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us.'

    Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” Immediately, there was the answer. “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

    The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!' He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
    “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!”

    Like the others, he then heard an answering call, ”WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!”

    With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

    The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....

    (Get ready!)







    (Keep Scrolling Down)

















    NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!
     
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    Goll he's younger than all of us. :lol:
     
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    Spurs beat the Clips 97-88!!

    Tim had 26!!

    Manu had hit 43 straight FTs til he missed his last one tonight!!

    Go Spurs Go!!
     
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    weeeeeeeeeeeeee doggiesssssssssssssss on the win

    I am extremely sorry you did not get to go.:icon_sad:
     
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    Noneta worry Darlin, I had a better seat in frontta my own TV set :tup: :icon_toast:
     
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    :icon_toast: :flag:
     
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    Niters y'all!! :)
     
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    Nite Toby!
    Sleep sweet.....see ya manana!
    Steph:tup:
     
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    Chelsea girl! I called you! How was your trip?? The UT is crashed for me right now...I hope you had fun. ;)
     
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    Mornin y'all!! :)
     
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    All Repped Out!! :)
     
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