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The LeisureWorld Dirty Dozen Commandments

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by WonderSlug, Jun 20, 2006.

  1. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    By popular request and future reference.

    A person who lives in Leisureworld goes by the following commandments:


    1.) It hath been deemed that All USC players will become NFL legends.
    If they don't it's the NFL team's fault that they couldn't do anything with them. It's never the USC grad's fault that they can't motivate their own sorry, lazy butt.

    2.) The PAC-10 hath been annoited the best college football conference.
    Why? Because they have USC. That is all.

    3.) A player's college football talent and production doth trump any and all character issues they mayeth have.
    He pulled a gun, stole some stuff, or beat up his ex-girlfriend? Who cares! The guy can run like the wind, leap over a house, and catch using only his thumb! He's a first round pick! That's Leisureworld thinking.

    4.) Thou must start talking about any and all college players starting their freshman year.
    That way if they ever end up being an NFL success, you can claim you saw them first.

    5.) Mel Kiper, Jr. is gawd. All knowing, all seeing, all ESPN.

    It's the hair.

    6.) AJ Smith doth get the evil eye -> :icon_evil: <- whenever his name doth be mentioned.
    Why? He's not a people person. Plus, he's not willing to trade up to *reach* for a player from USC. In fact, AJ hasn't grabbed anyone from USC on the first day yet! Double madfaces! :icon_evil: :icon_evil:

    7.) The man who is known hereforeth as Philip Rivers shall be deemed spawn of AJ Smith. The man who is known as Donnie Edwards shall be regarded as a beloved son of Leisure.
    It's Rivers' fault that Drew is no longer here and Donnie Edwards is the best LB in the whole wide world.

    8.) Trumpy and Shamrock doth be full of it and we mayeth cry because Forrest Overin yelled at us before he left. :icon_cry:
    Finding out your Internet 'girlfriend' is really a 58-year old male mechanic can do that to your psyche.

    9.) The man known as BFISA shall be regarded as a mad Texan, and an enemy of the dancing rainbow wig wearers.
    Texans don't like Leisure. :crying:

    10.) Good bubbles doth be highly prized to the Leisure acolyte.
    The bigger the package, the less the slackage.

    11.) Women shall be put into a Leisure acolyte's cyber harem, especially if they doth have face stubble, aged 50 years, and are really good at fixing cars.
    Leisure acolytes have no real girlfriend, so they must go after cyber cooze.

    12.) Smite down those who are non believers of the Leisure code, especially those who doth be rabbitkin and romanticize with red-lipped lasses.
    Read: Whine and complain to the mods. If that doesn't work, there's always the trusty :icon_evil: :icon_evil: to put a hex on them.
     
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  2. Trumpet_Man

    Trumpet_Man Well-Known Member

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    It LIVES !!!!!!

    LEISURES' COMMANDMENTS

    This is a historic timeless masterpiece.

    Bravo. :tup: :icon_banana: :nana_rasta: :nana_guitar: :icon_toast: :nana_rock: :icon_bow:
     
  3. Boltdiehard

    Boltdiehard Well-Known Member

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    Holy crap you knocked this one out of the park Sluggo!! Number 10 is fugging hilarious. :icon_rofl: :tup: :lol:
     
  4. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    I'd love leisure to visit Casa de Shamrock. I'd tie him to a fence post, spray cow urine on his back and let a bull "have" him.

    Then he'd get the "tool" .......
     
  5. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    :icon_eek:

    Sooo why were you tellin me to come out to your ranch?


    :icon_eek:
     
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  6. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    Only "L" would get that treatment.

    Y'all would get a "howdy" and a glass of sweet tea !
     
  7. LT teh ghost

    LT teh ghost Well-Known Member

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    :icon_shrug:
     
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  8. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    You probably have to get the history of the past two years on the "other" forum with Leisure to understand it. :icon_mrgreen:
     
  9. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    I need alot less'n that!!:icon_evil:
     
  10. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Then the coyote.:icon_evil:
     
  11. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, L's connected to you personally right now, like chiat on yer shoe.
     
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  12. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    This really is good ****, Sluggo!!:) :icon_mrgreen: :lol: :yes: :icon_rofl: :icon_banana: :tup:
     
  13. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Yup!!!:icon_evil:
     
  14. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Why Jefe?

    Why has L singled you out. I asked him to back off, has he?
     
  15. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    F**k'im!!!

    He can say whatever he wants whenever and where ever he wantsta say it...ain't gonna change ****!!

    He's a (I kinda wanna mke sure I get it down here, so bear with me) whiney, snivelin, spineless, crap-eatin, bottom feedin, lower than whale-****, POS coward with no redeeming social value.

    Other than that, I jes don't like the sorry scumbag.
     
  16. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    I feel a helluva lot better now, I'll tellya!!:) :lol: :icon_mrgreen:
     
  17. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Steph sent one across the one thats lower than whale ****'s bow!!
     
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  20. BFISA

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    Thats all it ever was, Darlin...BS.

    Steph's givin'im a good go, tho!!
     
  21. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    I kind of went off on the guy in the "L is God" thread.....
     
  22. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Pretty right on point, Slug.
     
  23. BFISA

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    Steph's gonna like your line nexta your av!!:tup:
     
  24. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    A newly minted amendment to the LeisureWorld Constipation, er Constitution.


    13. Thou shalt createth threads with locking potential
    Post silly crap that causes Thumper to bring the hammerfoot down.
     

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