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The Worst Songs Ever Recorded!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lightning's Girl, May 23, 2007.

  1. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    Inspired by the "One-Hit Wonders" thread, I now give you some of the "Worst Songs Ever Recorded":

    "Feelings (Wo-oh-Wo-oh-Wo-oh)" Morris Albert
    "Tennessee Bird Walk" (this one's so bad I can't even remember who did it)
    "You Light Up My Life" (gag me!) Debby Boone
    "Disco Duck" Rick Dees
    "Brand New Key" Melanie

    Feel free to add your own!:yes:
     
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  2. Concudan

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    The Raiders fight song
     
  3. SDRaiderH8er

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    "Macarena" by Los del Rio
     
  4. Concudan

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    Ding Ding Ding... Winner!

    I'm a barby Girl - Aqua
     
  5. BFISA

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    Tiptoe thru the tulips ~ Tiny Tim
     
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    Worst ever. No competition!

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    Joe Walsh - Life's Been Good
     
  8. Thumper

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    Umm... How about the cover of Lucy in the Diaamonds by William Shatner.
     
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    Nope, the song I posted is much worse. Even trumps Shatners Mr. tamborine man.
     
  10. Lightning's Girl

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    EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW..................I've never heard it, but it doesn't seem like I missed much.
     
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    I double dog dare people to listen to this song and tell me it isnt the worst ever.
     
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    For me, "we built this city on rock and roll" by Starship induces fits of rage and vomiting. I'm warming up to the Barney song:)
     
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  13. Concudan

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    Say it isnt so!

    Get a rope!:icon_evil:
     
  14. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    EGADS........
     
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  15. Daddy_O

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    :icon_huh: That's a classic.....how could this be the worst when we have the Village People to bag on......:icon_eek:
     
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  16. BFISA

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    word :icon_evil:
     
  17. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    Aw, don't pick on the fellas who brought us "YMCA"........
     
  18. SDRaiderH8er

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    I like Joe Walsh also.


    Village People with YMCA when your drunk is ok,


    now DEVO.................
     
  19. Daddy_O

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    I ain't gettin' drunk with you. :icon_eek: :icon_tease:
     
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  20. BFISA

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    Paul Anka?? :icon_eek: Nah, that's purty good, IMHO!! :tup:
     
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    "Baby, lemme bang your box" has gotta be worst than that!! :icon_rofl:
     
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    Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.............

    I think that's even worse than "Baby Got Back" ("I like big butts and I cannot lie........")
     
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    At least that song is somewhat funny.

    As for worst ever...

    ANYTHING sung by BRITNEY SPEARS. [​IMG]
     
  24. Lightning's Girl

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    You got THAT one right!
     
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    Me either .... :icon_eek:
     
  26. Lightning's Girl

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    But listening (and dancing to) the Village People is possible ONLY when you're *********..............at least in my experience!
     
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    On my way out to West Texas early this am, I was listening to Sirius 8 (The Big 80's channel) and they were having a count down to the best "One hit wonders" from the 80's. Hosted by former MTV VJ Martha Quinn and a couple dudes whose names I don't remember. As a joke (I think, as these two songs didn't make the "best" list) they played the following crap. I think either of these two one hit wonder songs also qualifies for this thread.


    Blotto - I Wanna Be A Life Guard

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    "Life Guard" is bad .... but this crap is truly hideous ....

    Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads

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    The 80's was my late high school and then college. I have a very faint recollection of "Life Guard" but don't remember "Fish Heads" at all .... and I watched a ton of early MTV.

    PLEASE ..... I beg all of you ..... Do NOT listen to "Fish Heads" .... you won't get it out of your brain. Especially, do NOT let your kid hear it, or he/she will be singing that crap and driving you nuts. Insert rusty nails into your eyes for less pain !!!
     
  28. Lightning's Girl

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    Aw, Shammy, you're just a kid..........the '80s were my young-wife-and-mother years. Solid gold, to make ya feel old!

    I watched a lot of MTV back then, but I don't think I've ever heard "Fish Heads". 'Preciate the advice---believe I'll pass on it, thanks!
     

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