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Tom Brady on Law & Order?

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by sdbound, Apr 25, 2008.

  1. sdbound

    sdbound Well-Known Member

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    http://news.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1089256



    Tom Brady Is Out Of The Closet And Bent On Murder

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    Anyone watch Law & Order: Special Victims Unit? Apparently Tuesday's episode involved a thinly disguised version of Tom Brady, who was a gay quarterback implicated in a murder. Sample dialogue: "Lincoln Haver is gay? I thought he was dating Natasha Gorski, that hot supermodel." "You can't blame Lincoln for having a beard. This gets out, his career's over." Indeed.

    In an episode titled "The Closet," a pro football player who wears No. 12, has a cleft chin and a supermodel galpal, plays in a red-and-blue stadium and is "the best quarterback in football" is the prime suspect in a gay murder. Any resemblance to any New England Patriots QB is, we're sure, entirely intentional!
    In the show, Brady, or I mean Haver, is actually innocent. So the hunt for the real killer continues. Of course Brady Quinn must have an alibi for the hours in question, right?
     
  2. -Scar-

    -Scar- thedoomship.com

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    I Seen This The Other Day:lol::lol::lol::lol:




    :cool:
     
  3. Savage Lizard

    Savage Lizard FORMER Charger fan at 7000'

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    The show's writer is probably a Jets fan or something.
     
  4. TheLash

    TheLash Well-Known Member

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    I suspect Matt Leinart:unsure:
     
  5. Retired Catholic

    Retired Catholic BoltTalker

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    Someone's been eating the yellow snow, out there where the Huskies go.
     
  6. Chargers-Superhero

    Chargers-Superhero Just win the Damn SB !!!

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    Well I guess it's time once again to state the obvious... F**K the Patriots, and F**K gay boy Brady.:tdown:
     
  7. Buck Melanoma

    Buck Melanoma Guest

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    I heard that they're calling this episode "Snitches and *****es" . :lol:
     
  8. maestro876

    maestro876 BoltTalker

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    I saw this episode when it first aired.

    When Stabler said "That's the best quarterback in pro football!", my ears perked up and I was like, Tom Brady?

    Then when they go interview him, and he's earing #12, I was like, "Oh my God, it IS Tom Brady!!"

    I spent the next 40 minutes laughing.
     
  9. Fire & Ice

    Fire & Ice BoltTalker

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    My night went exactly the same way as Maestro876's. Such wicked delight! :devil: :innocent:
     
  10. Kwak

    Kwak ....

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    :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:


    When did it air?
     
  11. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    Well, seeing as how the show is set in New York City, and the Patriots just lost to the New York Giants, I would venture that the writers had fun taking a veiled shot at Brady's sexuality.
     
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  12. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    SLUGGO!!
     
  13. Buck Melanoma

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    Hey, sluggo - good to see ya back!! :tup:

    I'll have to do a search for this episode. Don't want to miss seeing it. :no:
     
  14. WonderSlug

    WonderSlug Well-Known Member

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    It was just on a few weeks ago, Wednesday, April 16, before this draft.
     
  15. BlueandGold

    BlueandGold The Oracle

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    You guys should Google "Tom Brady on Law & Order".

    There's a lot of butt-hurt out there.

    No pun intended. Or is there? DUN DUN DUN!
     

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