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Torching of Merriman's car funny? Rome fill-in host

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by boltmanbz, Mar 28, 2008.

  1. boltmanbz

    boltmanbz Well-Known Member

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    THIS CHICK IS A BIIIAATCH AND SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HER ABOUT WHAT MERRIMAN DOES IN THE COMMUNITY TO HELP PEOPLE BEFORE SHE OPENS HER MOUTH

    By Jay Posner
    UNION-TRIBUNE STAFF WRITER
    March 28, 2008
    Say what you want about Shawne Merriman's sack dance – and I know there are many fans, not to mention players inside the Chargers locker room who would just as soon never see it again – but is that the reason the linebacker's Mercedes-Benz recently was stolen and burned to a crisp?

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    Sounds ludicrous, right? Well, not to Jemele Hill, an ESPN.com writer who filled in for Jim Rome the other day on ESPN's “Rome is Burning.”
    Hill might have been trying to be funny when she said the following, but she sounded like someone who was borderline joyful to hear about Merriman's Benz:

    “The All-Pro linebacker got his $180,000 Mercedes stolen this week. The good news: The police found it. The bad news: The police found it sitting on milk crates with no wheels and completely torched. 'Lights Out' got his ride lit up.

    “There are no reports to back this up, but I'm betting – and by betting I mean hoping – that whoever set that Benz ablaze busted out in that ridiculous sack dance just as the flames were starting to run rampant over the upholstery.

    http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports...8mediabox.html
     
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  2. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    Hate
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    HAAAAAATTTEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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  3. turbo_turtle

    turbo_turtle In Disguise

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    Now I want to see the Lights out dance every time Shawne Merriman even makes a tackle not just a Sack. If thats reason why Shawnes car got stolen and burned then that is Fugged Up.

    :abq2: Dance Shawne Dance. :abq2:
     
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  4. BoltsFanUK

    BoltsFanUK Well-Known Member

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    Wat a stupid *****..Merriman to break the sack record just for her
     
  5. BrOnCoS/32/33

    BrOnCoS/32/33 BoltTalker

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    An all fairness come on guys that was kind of funny.No one died and Merriman's gonna get that money back from car insurance anyway i'm pretty sure he has like 10 cars to take place of that Mercedes.Yea i hope the guy that did this gets caught but really guys get a since of humor.
     
  6. RipTheJacker

    RipTheJacker Well-Known Member

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    I dont think anyone cars about his car itself

    Its hills reaction that people have a problem with. I mean to come out and basically say a guy DESERVES to have his $190k car stolen and set on fire simply because he has a celebration dance is pitiful. Hill is a disgrace of a sports analyst. ESPN should be embarrassed for only hiring such a sorry excuse for a writer, but for having her sub in for their best personality

    I dont think ill ever again watch an ESPN show she is on
     
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  7. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    What Rip said.

    Love the sig btw Rip
     
  8. Electric Chair

    Electric Chair Well-Known Member

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    Maybe Salisbury can get rehired so that he can take a picture of his pecker again and show it to her.
     
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  9. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    Exactly!!!
    Nobody got killed or injured and there are ways to make a joke about it but she does make it sound like he brought it on himself for of his "Lights Out" dance and that bullshit!!!!!

    SHAWN... GET LOTS OF SACKS THIS SEASON AND DON'T EVER STOP DOING YOUR "LIGHTS OUT" CELEBRATION BECAUSE WE LOVE IT!!! :bolt: :yes: :tup: :abq2: :abq1: :flag:

    DON'T LET THOSE RETARDED HATERS HAVE THEIR WAY!!! :icon_twisted:
     
  10. EsDee_in_RI

    EsDee_in_RI Well-Known Member

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    That was messed up....whatever....More hate to embrace

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    :abq2:
     
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  11. BoltsFanUK

    BoltsFanUK Well-Known Member

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    Preach it B4L:icon_party:
     
  12. AnteaterCharger

    AnteaterCharger Calibrating Bolttalk, Podcast by Podcast Staff Member Super Moderator Podcaster

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    I wonder if, the hosts' car got stolen and burnt to a crisp, she would find it funny that someone did the lights-out dance in front of the burning wreck? What? Its not that funny when it happens to you? No **** *****!
     
  13. BlueandGold

    BlueandGold The Oracle

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    Embrace the hate, baby.

    This reminds me of what happened to Jefferson's car in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High". How did that turn out? :D

    Hopefully someone graffiti'd some Patriot logos on there.
     
  14. -Scar-

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    I Generally Like Jemele Hill But At Somepoint These Kinda People Say Something That Will Offend Us All.....:icon_shrug:Only Thing I Can Say....



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  15. Buck Melanoma

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    What a biotch. :icon_evil:
     
  16. BOLTS4LIFE

    BOLTS4LIFE Banned Banned

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    Chargers Fans...

    This season, let's encourage the "Lights Out" celebration to the point of pain for ESPN and fans of all other teams!!
    When ever Shawn makes a great play (sack, interception, or tackle) keep chanting "Lights Out" till he does it and when he does it, scream your heads off!!!
    Bring signs and banners to home games and away games with images of this celebration.

    Let's just shove it in everybody's face till they puke!!!
    Band the image of Shawn's "Lights Out" celebration in their brain!!!
     
  17. !~BOLT~!

    !~BOLT~! Well-Known Member

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    I've seen this no talent *** **** on espn fill in's a few times, I didn't pay any attention to her before and certainly won't pay attention to her 2 minute career after this display of stupidity.
     
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  18. Retired Catholic

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    Good bulletin board material. The best revenge is living well and we will be living quite well next season.
     
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  19. RipTheJacker

    RipTheJacker Well-Known Member

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    Ummm, WHY??????????????
     
  20. EsDee_in_RI

    EsDee_in_RI Well-Known Member

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    where did you find those little Smilies?
     
  21. RipTheJacker

    RipTheJacker Well-Known Member

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    probably chargers.com
     
  22. Savage Lizard

    Savage Lizard Charger fan at 7000'

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    We don't all love it. I love the player, hate the stupid dance. But hey, I'm an old man, so I guess I just don't get the "make an *** of yourself because you made a play" mentality.
     
  23. Savage Lizard

    Savage Lizard Charger fan at 7000'

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    Geez, I hope not. And to be consistent, I didn't like it when Gastineau did that crap, and I don't care for it when everyone else has to thump their chests or do whatever attention whore celebration they do.

    I guess it's just too much to ask for people to just be professionals.
     
  24. sdbound

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    I guess this passes for east coast humor?

    http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2008/04/for-once-it-wasnt-anton-chigurh.html

    For Once It Wasn't Anton Chigurh

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    Shawne Merriman: Aw, ****, again!? This is the second one that's been torched in the last few weeks. Can't be having this ****.

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    Dexter, man, you gotta help me out with this.

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    Dexter Morgan: Well, usually I only handle murders. This scene here, though, it's remarkably clean. Expertly done. Almost as though they're trying to send a message? But to whom?

    Oh my God. There seems to be some sort of inscription here.



    "Get hence, the hearse is at your door—the grim black stallions wait—
    "They bear your clay to place to-day. Speed, lest ye come too late!
    "Go back to Earth with lip unsealed—go back with open eye,
    "And carry my word to the Sons of Men or ever ye come to die:
    "That the sin they do by two and two they must pay for one by one,
    "And . . . the God you took from a printed book be with you, Tomlinson!"
    Okay. Okay. Before we jump to a quick conclusion here, I'd...

    [Merriman charges off in a rage]

    [Sigh] Just like my dad.

    [Chargers training facility]

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    Tomlinson: What up, Shawne?

    [Merriman slams him against locker]

    Tomlinson: Aw, man, my threads, baby!

    Merriman: Why make car go boom? Why make car two go boom?


    Tomlinson: Your car? ****. You think I did that? The **** gave you that idea?

    [Door flies open]

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    Philip Rivers: Ya betta ask somebodddddaaaaayyyyy!

    LaKneeInjury, what've you done!? First you sabotage our team by being Gimpy Longstocking at the end of the year, now you go all Ralph Wiggum on our personal property? I have half an ACL to take this boot up your ***.


    Is this how you thank one of our defensive stalwarts? Huh? Is it? Huh? **** YOU

    And, hey, loogit what I found here in LaArsonist's locker:

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    Oh, howdy there, Professor Gas Can. What's that, teach? Holding a lecture on a practicums of SUV explosivity?

    Think you're so secure now that Michael Turner's gone, you can go what you want, Viceroy Vizio? WELL YOU CAN'T, COCKBAG! I WON'T HAVE YOUR POWER GRAB!

    Tomlinson: No, no, that's that mine. I've never seen that. I couldn't!

    Rivers: Je accuse, LT! Je butt****ing accuse! Your visor can't hide your guilt, dammit!

    Merriman: CRUSH KILL DESTROY


    Norv Turner: [Entering] Hey, Phil, what'd you say you needed this vehicle registry for team members for?


    Rivers: ...


    Uhhhh

    I

    Ummm


    [Throws down smoke bomb. It suspends in the air for about 25 seconds, taking a few loops, before gently touching down]

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    Rivers: Bwahahahaha!

    Tomlinson: You wanna just go to his house and bang his wife?

    Merriman: Sure, why not?
     
  25. Retired Catholic

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    I'm gonna' love reading what people write about us as we go marauding through the rest of the league this season.
     
  26. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Face it. It is funny, humerous even.


    In that non-funny, throwing puppies off a cliff sorta way....
     

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