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Toys in the Attic

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lightning's Girl, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    The thread about the California woman who made all of us just a little less intelligent with her loooooooooong diatribe about, like, um, slaves and China and all that, brings to mind one of my favorite topics: different ways to say that someone is stupid!

    Please feel free to add to the list as you wish:

    1) Dumber than a box of rocks
    2) The lights are on, but nobody's home
    3) Toys in the attic
    4) Her Slinky's kinked
    5) His battery's dead
    6) A few marbles short of a collection (my daughter Melanie came up with that one)
    7) A few Cheerios shy of a full bowl
    8) Receiver's off the hook
    9) The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead
    10) Dumber than a bag of hammers
    11) He doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
    12) So stupid, he doesn't even know the number to 911
    13) Her brain is so small, you could fit it in the butt of a gnat and it'd roll around like a bean in a boxcar (that was my dad's invention)
    14) His mind is like a book with all the pages ripped out (mine)
    15) Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
    16) Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
    17) Not the sharpest tool in the shed
    18) **** for brains
    19) Dumber'n a stump
    20) Her tape's come unlooped
    21) Suffering from cranio-rectal inversion (also a product of my overactive imagination) :icon_eek:
     
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  2. LV Bolt Fan

    LV Bolt Fan Well-Known Member

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    I thought this was an Aerosmith thread.

    They happen to be doing the Toys in the Attic album on this tour.
     
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  3. Lightning's Girl

    Lightning's Girl Mod Chick =) Staff Member Moderator

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    Did they fall out of a stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down?:lol:
     
  4. SDRaiderH8er

    SDRaiderH8er Well-Known Member

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    you mean his elevator does not go all the way up to the top floor?
     
  5. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    Same.

    Misleading topic title is misleading.

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    One of my favorite Aerosmith albums, Sweet Emotion just may be my fav aerosmith jam ever next to Dream On. Awesome album.
     

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