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Video of A Two Year Old Smoking Cigarettes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Johnny Lightning, May 26, 2010.

  1. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Wednesday, May 26th 2010 The Don Draper Of Toddlers




    EMBED-Ardi Rizal - The real SMOKING BABY !! -
    When I was 2-years-old I was still licking windows and chewing on bed skirts (some things never change), but this badass Indonesian butterball can work a cigarette like a grand master pimp.
    This is 2-year-old Ardi Rizal and he smokes up to 40 ciggies a day thanks to his dad who gave him his first taste of nicotine at 14-months-old. I don't whether to weep for his tiny lungs, or laugh at the thought of him rolling up to a group of smokers in his toy trunk to ask them for a hot ***.
    Ardi's mother says that her son's habit costs the family around $5.50 a day and he only smokes one brand. Ardi's mother cried as she said, "He's totally addicted. If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick."
    And it's totally not weird when Ardi reaches for a pack of cigs after drinking from his mom's tete or asks her for a light while she changes his diaper.
    The government has agreed to give Ardi's family a new car if he quits. But Ardi's father, who is about to be named Person of the Century by the tobacco companies, doesn't know what the big deal is, "He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem." Just so you know, Ardi's father is legally blind and has no nostrils.
    I don't see the problem either. So he'll get a voice box installed in his froat before he can make complete sentences. Regular talking is overrated! So he'll probably start craving a little whiskey with his cigarette. Bottom shelf booze is cheaper that baby food!
    But serious talk, the family should take that car from the government and drive Ardi into the jungle to be raised by wild monkeys. He'll be better off.


    Here's the Video...

    http://www.dlisted.com/node/37418
     
  2. Lightning's Girl

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    What, don't they have child abuse laws where this poor kid lives??!! Unbe-freakin-lievable!!!!:tdown:
     
  3. Johnny Lightning

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    Here's a clearer video...


     
  4. szarmes

    szarmes I am the Walrus

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    That's horrible. He's probably gonna die very young
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Oh good lord! Some people need to be horse whipped!
     
  6. LV Bolt Fan

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    I like how he lights his new Cig. off of his old one! :yes:
     
  7. Johnny Lightning

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    Chainsmoking Ardi Rizal, two, cuts 40 cigarettes a day habit down to 15


    Ardi Rizal - a two-year-old boy with a 40-cigarettes-a-day smoking habit - has managed to cut down to fifteen after undergoing therapy.



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    Cutting down: Aldi Rizal smoking a cigarette while playing at the family home (Barcroft)
    Ardi got his first taste for tobacco when his father Mohammed, a 30-year-old fishmonger, gave him a cigarette when he was a year and a half old - and he threw tantrums if he couldn't get his 40 cigarettes a day.
    But now he's cut back thanks to 'therapy focused on playing', a child welfare officer told The Sun.
    Ardi, from Musi Banyuasin in Sumatra, Indonesia, will smoke only one brand and his habit costs his parents £3.78 a day - in a province where the minimum wage is around £69 a month.
    The two-year-old now weighs 4 stone, and trundles round on a toy truck blowing smoke rings as he is too unfit to run with the other children.

    His 26-year-old mother Diana, who has been trying to get him to quit but with little success, said: 'He's totally addicted. If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick.'

    Officials have offered to buy the family a car if he quits.
     

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